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Clips from Family Guy - Vestigial Peter (S12E12)

"Hello!"
Family Guy
"What can I help you with today?"
Family Guy
"Dr. Hartman, Peter has a huge lump growing on his neck."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, that's called a head."
Family Guy
"I've been fooled by that one before."
Family Guy
"Well, will you take a look at it?"
Family Guy
"Okay, let's have a look."
Family Guy
"Oh, yes, it appears that there is a..."
Family Guy
"- Great rack, by the way. - Thank you."
Family Guy
"Well, thank Grandma Griffin, really."
Family Guy
"It appears you have a subcutaneous vestigial twin"
Family Guy
"growing on your neck."
Family Guy
"Well, it's an incomplete twin"
Family Guy
"that never developed into a fully-formed person,"
Family Guy
"but still exists as a growth feeding off your body."
Family Guy
"Now, hold still."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna give you a little topical anesthetic,"
Family Guy
"and we'll have a closer look."
Family Guy
"Hi, everybody!"
Family Guy
"Ahhh! What the hell is that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! It's a little me!"
Family Guy
"Well, it looks as if he's more fully formed than we thought."
Family Guy
"Wow, your wife is gorgeous!"
Family Guy
"- Is that a foot? - Almost!"
Family Guy
"This is awesome!"
Family Guy
"Finally, I'll have an interesting silhouette for the beginning of my spoken-word jazz."
Family Guy
"I left..."
Family Guy
"...my poem..."
Family Guy
"...at home."
Family Guy
"We now return to Quantum Creep."
Family Guy
"Al, what year is it?"
Family Guy
"-1972. - Cool."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go show my penis to some kids."
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad. How'd it go at the hospital?"
Family Guy
"Kids, remember how when you were little, you always wanted a neck uncle?"
Family Guy
"- No. - Well, now you got one!"
Family Guy
"Ahhh! What is that thing?"
Family Guy
"This is my vestigial twin."
Family Guy
"I named him Chip."
Family Guy
"You know, like "chip off the old neck.""
Family Guy
"I like to poke him 'cause it makes him happy,"
Family Guy
"and I feel it a little bit in my nads."
Family Guy
"Well, keep that freakish thing under wraps."
Family Guy
"I don't want it cramping my style while I'm macking on toddlers."
Family Guy
"See you around, bitch."
Family Guy
"You know, Lois, a lot of times you go into someone's house,"
Family Guy
"and it's just a house,"
Family Guy
"but you can tell this is a home by all the love here."
Family Guy
"Aw..."
Family Guy
"Peter, this seems unnatural, and quite frankly, dangerous."
Family Guy
"Hey, you must be the owner of that Prius outside."
Family Guy
"Thanks for saving the world."
Family Guy
"He gets what we Prius owners are trying to do."
Family Guy
"Wow, the world is such a cool place."
Family Guy
"There's so much I want to do and see!"
Family Guy
"Oh, he's such a great energy to have around."
Family Guy
"Aw, Chip, I am gonna show you all kinds of cool stuff."
Family Guy
"My Hot Wheels, my lawn darts, even my new musket."
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Lois, I thought I heard a noise downstairs."
Family Guy
"Go stall 'em for 20 minutes and pray that it's not too damp in here."
Family Guy
"Man, how do you know so many songs?"
Family Guy
"a muffled folk song is like manna from heaven."
Family Guy
"Give me a C."
Family Guy
"Michael, row the boat ashore"
Family Guy
"Hallelujah"
Family Guy
"Michael, row the boat ashore"
Family Guy
"Hallelujah"
Family Guy
"Sister, help to trim the sail."
Family Guy
"Sister, help to trim the sail"
Family Guy
"Sister, help to trim..."
Family Guy
"Ahhh! Run!"
Family Guy
"No, Peter, gently stroke his snout counterclockwise."
Family Guy
"Wow, it's working."
Family Guy
"There's a universal language for all creatures,"
Family Guy
"and it's called love."
Family Guy
"Now, how about that River Jordan?"
Family Guy
"River Jordan is deep and wide"
Family Guy
"Hallelujah"
Family Guy
"Milk and honey on the other side"
Family Guy
"Hallelujah"
Family Guy
"What's in store for today?"
Family Guy
"Well, I thought we'd start with a vigorous power walk"
Family Guy
"around the neighborhood."
Family Guy
"Whoa, I was thinking we would just watch Dr. Oz and eat cold cuts off our stomach."
Family Guy
"Those people ain't taking good care of themselves."
Family Guy
"What? But there's so much to do and experience!"
Family Guy
"Did you know that the Quahog Museum has an interactive display"
Family Guy
"on the history of the garment district?"
Family Guy
"Look, Chip, Chip, slow down, all right?"
Family Guy
"You know, just because everything's new to you"
Family Guy
"doesn't mean you have to do it all at once."
Family Guy
"Peter, where's your sense of fun and adventure?"
Family Guy
"You're starting to sound like a stick-in-the-mud."
Family Guy
"Well, that stuff sounds exhausting."
Family Guy
"I'm just being honest, like George Washington."
Family Guy
"George, did you chop down our cherry tree?"
Family Guy
"I cannot tell a lie. Yes."
Family Guy
"And what is this pamphlet I found under your bed"
Family Guy
"Not mine."
Family Guy
"Wow! Is there any better time in the world than 11:00 a.m. on a Wednesday?"
Family Guy
"You already have two days of hard work under your belt,"
Family Guy
"and there's so much more work to come."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm trying to get this stuff done here."
Family Guy
"Griffin, did you finish those purchasing reports?"
Family Guy
"It's like God sneezing!"
Family Guy
"What the hell is this?"
Family Guy
"They found a guy on my neck."
Family Guy
"I've never met a supervisor/supermodel before."
Family Guy
"Do you like crab?"
Family Guy
"What the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I'm using my knowledge of the local food scene"
Family Guy
"Well, now we know."
Family Guy
"I can taste what he eats."
Family Guy
"- What are we watching? - Oh, it's just a tennis match."
Family Guy
"So this is tennis!"
Family Guy
"Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Family Guy
"Wow! Wow! Wow!"
Family Guy
"15-love."
Family Guy
"That was just one point?"
Family Guy
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