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Clips from Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding (S08E08)

"If he's following my very clear instructions,"
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"Oh. Hey, then... why don't you join me?"
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"All this stuff can be fixed."
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"completely for nothing."
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"and let's take 'em to the Dumpster!"
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"- as hard as I can. - (Teddy groans)"
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"- Did ya get... - Yes! Oh, right in my mouth."
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"but we can't write that. Can we write that?!"
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"Let's just take a shot and go with... Terry."
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"(voice breaking): Mmm. It really is."
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"Where could Teddy have gone?"
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"No pressure for a perfect meal or perfect setting."
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"- You were trying to fix things. - Oh, yeah."
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"I'm fine. I'm just gonna bring some of my stuff back upstairs."
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"helps get you through the day, then what's the big deal?"
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"my mom's new, slightly age-inappropriate boyfriend."
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"Okay. And then we pull the chairs over."
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"I could use a rub."
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"Did I tell you guys I'm using a new brine?"
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"I wasn't listening."
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"- all nailed down now. -"
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"that I wish I was with right now."
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"Once I'm done with the rub, we'll put this in the fridge,"
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"Still no candles."
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"And then you massage in the rub"
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"I'm the front-runner with that Gerald Ford bobble-head"
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"Yeah, it would take us"
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"- On it. Give me space. - All right. Good. Yep."
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"what is this, some sort of hookah?"
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"Plus, there's a big stain on the table."
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"Maybe. No."
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"He says he's gonna borrow it from a job site,"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. A Dumpster?"
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"Burn it? In the alley?"
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"It's a five. You just said it."
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"exactly when you're supposed to put these in the oven."
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"- Attaboy, attaboy. - Right. Yup. - Nice job."
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"I knew I was saving those for something."
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"- Okay. - Not a whole lot of plates"
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"Okay, this is the pile that loves Teddy."
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"And this pile hates him."
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"I sure don't need all those things that we put in the Dumpster."
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"Ooh. Now let me just flick your pits."
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"because you had problems last week!""
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"Oh, God, what are you doing?"
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"and the perfect turkey's in the oven."
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"Teddy! Teddy!"
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"Don't know how it got in here; It's perfectly good."
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"- (thud) - Teddy? Is that you?"
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"Where is he?"
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"(gasps) Oh, my God, I'm having a brain-smart."
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"Yeah, Teddy. This stuff is going to the dump."
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"GENE: For different moods."
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"In kind of a judgey way."
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"Okay, my redemption dinner is served."
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"GENE: This is so good I'm gonna wish for"
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"- Get it? - It was so good and I ate so much,"
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"They were a little cold by the time everything else was done."
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"Hello."
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"Okay, here you go. Just slip this on."
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"So where should we put these bad boys?"
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"and my mom next to "Terry.""
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"- It's beautiful. - No."
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"- Cheaper rent. - Great light."
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"No. This is great."
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"- Free rebar. - Free-bar."
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"It does smell good. Guess I could have a bite."
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"all wound up, and it's a real turnoff."
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"like I do every year, but now my mom's flying in,"
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"Show us exactly where you want your guests"
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"Oh, I was just thinking that we'd put everything"
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"- Easy. Easy. Easy. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
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"We're talking about the bird, Gene. We're gonna rub it."
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"How do you decide what the best thing is?"
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"And when he sits at that table and he says what he's thankful for,"
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"And the rest of those darn Belchers.""
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"I-I mean, we're gonna change the location of some of it"
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"If we find that son of a bitch cuckoo, I call it for best thing."
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"But the dining room is part of Thanksgiving."
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"I was thinking, like, maybe just a couple of armloads of stuff."
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"See if we get that filled up."
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"What about this?"
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"Okay, Teddy. I-I did all the work..."
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"Oh, good!"
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"350 degrees. Why-why would it be an "S"?"
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"Can you push it over to the...?"
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"- Come on, just push it the other way. - No."
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"Or as I call it, turkey lube."
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"Time to take back Thanksgiving!"
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"BOB: Linda, can I get a hand in here?"
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"- What? - I-I thought you'd want to see me do it."
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"Why is everyone so disgusted by turkey preparation?"
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"is on their way, and he's missing."
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"That was my sister."
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"a second stomach. Where's the wishbone?"
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"- Tell me again. - Gene, no."
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"Oh, and it's a beaut."
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"- (sighs) Uh, fine. - Oh, your breath."
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"- so I can redeem myself. - So you can redeem yourself."
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"And her boyfriend, oh, uh, have I never used his name?"
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"so she can pick her up in the morning."
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"BELCHERS: ♪ That makes you the waffle ♪"
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"Don't touch anything gross."
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"the most important meal of the year,"
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"All right, let me get you a new shirt and, uh,"
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"Aw, and we'll help you carry the stuff you want back up."
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"- TEDDY: I can fix it! - LINDA: ♪ A phone with no receiver ♪"
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"It's probably why you like butter so much."
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"All right, go get plates and silverware"
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"- It's not very Thanksgivingy. -"
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"Yeah, I guess that could work."
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"Come on, where's your Turkey Day spirit?"
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"All right, sounds great."
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"I guess I could call Dennis."
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"I'm gonna put these into piles"
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"Mmm, those are good. Give me the other one."
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"You're right, let me fix it."
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"- so I'll-I'll just finish. - Right. You finish."
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"LOUISE/BOB: We have to go to Teddy's"
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"And, you know, most people"
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