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Clips from Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding (S08E08)

"BELCHERS: ♪ That makes you the waffle ♪"
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"Don't overthink it. You get yourself"
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"I was supposed to go to my sister's for Thanksgiving,"
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"How many people are you having?"
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"I'm holding a little spelling test tension right back here."
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"- to be underwhelmed. - Louise."
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"Huh. Lot of stuff."
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"- Uh-oh. Uh, you know what? - Ow. How do you... Ow. Ow."
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"Let me get some paper."
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"Oh, whoa."
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"You know it when you see it."
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"Oh, good knock-knock."
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"Okay, now let's-let's get all that stuff back."
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"No. I was gonna get the pump working"
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"We don't have time to de-hoard his dining room."
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"he'll say, "Linda.""
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"from inside your house to not inside your house."
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"I sanded it down to refinish it, but then I started working"
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"and I spat grape juice everywhere."
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"Mm-hmm. -Things I'm fixing up. I'm a handyman, you know."
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"T-R-E-E-E-E-E."
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"An old telephone without a receiver."
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"Maybe a small shopping bag."
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"Okay, Dennis is bringing a Dumpster by in a little while."
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"All of it... and wrote down"
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"I don't know. I'm nervous, Bob! I'm freaking out here!"
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"I know, but I've never hosted before."
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"- Push it the other way. - Just take the picture!"
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"Well, I was going to say "sentence.""
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"You're crazy, Bob. It was good."
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"or they're already burnt, and I didn't know"
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"Thanks for coming! Happy Thanksgiving! What took you so long?!"
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"What? It just smells kind of like my locker."
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"all anyone will smell is delicious turkey."
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"Yeah, but this seems like a bubble letter situation."
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"Well, when I was a kid, I'd just sit between my parents,"
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"Teddy, hold that sad thought for one sec. I'll be right back."
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"It's how you get the turkey flat for spatchcocking."
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"(gags)"
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"Oh, my God. Teddy's family"
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"This is bad. His family's coming"
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"(Teddy grunting)"
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"Yeah, we all have our things."
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"Dad gets weird about Thanksgiving."
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"Okay, then I-I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow."
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"I mean, we're all here for Teddy, of course, but dig in."
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"TEDDY: ♪ My parents were the two halves of the waffle maker ♪"
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"- You told us, Bob. - We know."
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"- Oh, my God. - (chuckles)"
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"Maybe we can arrange them like candles?"
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"What? No, that's a storage room."
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"Wait, the turkey's gonna be ready in an hour,"
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"TINA: I think the spatchcocking broke it."
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"Well, you can add orange peel..."
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"If those tips could talk."
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"I'll tell you what, you can start peeling the carrots if you want."
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"Okay, just grab the peeler right there"
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"That's the spatula."
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"So am I. You don't hear me bragging about it."
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"like a dead body or an indoor hot tub."
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"But we found a dining table under all of the stuff."
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"- No, I do not. - Uh, Linda,"
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"Exactly, Bob."
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"cook his Thanksgiving dinner, and we did that."
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"- (groaning nervously) - Okay, Teddy, all we have to do is get"
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"There's plastic utensils and paper plates"
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"And it's different. I'm just nervous."
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"I call the light-bulbs. I promise I'll be super,"
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"- Okay. - Good luck tomorrow, Teddy."
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"(sighs) I really wish I had spatchcocked the turkey."
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"if I was supposed to start the turkey yet."
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"- Oh, God. - (Teddy shouting)"
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"What? When? What? Yes."
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"I tried to tough it out, but I..."
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"Good one, T."
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"Can you write in cursive?"
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"Me and my sister just call him Boy-toy,"
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"and then my neighbors would yell, "Shut up!""
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"Oh, wash it off quick. That's..."
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"I'm saving that until I find the other half."
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"I-I don't get weird."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh."
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"BOB: We gotta get out of this Dumpster."
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"I could take a nibble."
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"BELCHERS: ♪ That makes you the waffle ♪"
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"TEDDY: ♪ My parents were the two halves of the waffle maker ♪"
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"they should be done right when the turkey"
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"set out plates? Right? Is that what you do?"
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"Yeah, that's not how it goes. You sound ridiculous."
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"- Teddy, go! - Right?"
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"And I call this Magic 8-Ball with all the water drained out."
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"Is it noticeable?"
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"- I-I don't think that's a real thing. - It is."
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"- Yeah, that's a good idea, Teddy. - Mm."
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"I thought women had to deal with unfair body expectations."
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"- Right? Nice and cozy, though, right? - Eh."
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"Okay, Teddy, Thanksgiving is"
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"If we soak 'em in gas, they'll burn real pretty."
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"Teddy has a box of doorknobs for some reason."
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"Kids, shh-shh."
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"we're supposed to say, "Vinny said it was okay.""
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"- Fine! How does my hair look? - It-it's a little messy."
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"- I'm keeping that. - Huh."
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"That's why God invented gravy."
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"Oh. What happened to your cheek?"
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"maybe wipe the blood off your face."
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"Good thing I... spatchcock!"
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"Hey, Teddy, what are you doing?"
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"Oh, Teddy, I'm sorry."
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"But this isn't my thing."
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"Thank you. I mean, we might as well stay, right?"
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"♪ About two-legged chairs? No one but Teddy ♪"
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"- Could we use this as the runner? - Eh."
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"(sighs) Why are you so nervous? It's just your family."
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"Hmm. My outlook for beating that is not so good."
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"I-I'm taking out the backbone."
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"Maybe I'm gonna move 'em upstairs if I want to."
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"- No, I got it. Right. - You're holding the blade."
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"but he has too much."
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"It's not "stuff," Bob. It's things."
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