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Clips from Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding (S08E08)

"Oh, how fun."
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"and I still barely have enough time"
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"and I-I was thinking about spatchcocking."
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"Gene. It's when you take the backbone out of the turkey"
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"I'm asking you, help me out."
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"(sighs) All right, well, I-I guess I could write out"
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"We'll come over and help you, Teddy, all right?"
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"(sighs) Fine."
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"(laughs) ♪ Bwah-bwah ♪ to you, Louise."
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"Tell you what, you and Bob start on the food,"
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"in the closet here, but stay out of that room."
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"- Go, go learn how to cook. - "Bam." Right?"
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"TINA: And old thermometers."
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"I knew that. (Laughs) This?"
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"(chuckles) Th-That's a ladle."
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"- It's... - No, right. Yes. Right."
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"- I'm not an idiot. - You're holding the blade."
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"(sighs) Never mind, it's filled with pennies."
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"But Teddy said not to go in there."
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"(gasps)"
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"Teddy's a hoarder."
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"Oh, so, just snap off the tops, huh?"
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"Th-That's it. Nice and easy."
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"Eh. Bob, open up."
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"Don't say another word. I'm gonna write it all down."
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"We found your dining room."
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"- A box of doorknobs. - A box of doorknobs who?"
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"- New front-runner. - (chuckles nervously)"
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"Put all the... Put the... put that stuff back"
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"♪ Where you'll have the best Thanksgiving ever ♪"
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"I can't wait to grow up and get my own place"
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"Teddy is a hoarder."
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"I-I mean, I thought he had so little,"
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"Shouldn't we call a doctor or a TV show?"
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"I can't do that. I just have the one on my bed."
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"Well, kids, call time-out on your little game."
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"Find something we can use as a runner"
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"I-I'm gonna write down instructions for your dinner."
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"Okay, Teddy, I heard of a technique"
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"Does this stool love me? Yes."
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"Teddy and a stool, sitting in a tree..."
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"That loves me. It really does."
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"Like, almost too much. It's embarrassing."
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"I know, but getting a Dumpster on such short notice?"
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"GENE: You're mistaking lust for love."
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"And everything was all put away and now it's everywhere."
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"- I'm gonna go get my camera. - Your camera? Why?"
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"Just pretend like you're putting those carrots in the oven."
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"So everyone grab as much as you can from these two piles,"
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"super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster"
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"Isn't this great?"
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"Who needs luck when I got these Polaroids? Ah."
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"We-we spent so much time at Teddy's,"
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"I wonder how he's doing over there."
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"- then he should be doing just fine. - (phone rings)"
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"- It's Teddy. He's not doing well. - (Teddy shouting)"
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"Teddy's sounds like a disaster."
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"You look like you just got beat up by an Edward Scissorhand."
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"and I turned around to look what happened"
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"(sniffs) Ew. What is that?"
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"Eh, it's probably me. I get panic stink."
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"Well, once I get the food going,"
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"- Yeah. - No, no, no, no."
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"They would yell and yell,"
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"Would you, uh, give the potatoes a stir?"
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"(grunting): You have to be pretty strong to do this."
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"- Oh, my face! - Did I get ya?"
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"right before your family arrives and it's gonna be perfect!"
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"Kids, have you seen Teddy?"
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"You know, we just ate an entire Thanksgiving meal"
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"Oh, that's good."
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"We looked in every room, twice."
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"Or it might be easier to just move a couple things"
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"This can't go to the dump, Bob. It's not trash."
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"It might be okay to give up on the half a waffle maker."
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"You were the peacemaker."
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"It isn't hurting anybody, right?"
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"I mean, Thanksgiving happens once a year."
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"Hello."
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"- Tomorrow's better? - Tomorrow's way better."
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"I'll get over it."
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"But, Teddy, now you're alone on Thanksgiving."
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"and you have a whole Thanksgiving dinner up there,"
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"and, you know, we're here, so..."
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"- I win! - What?"
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"No. Drained 8-Ball."
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"TINA: Ow."
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"If this is how I go, this is how I go."
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"And making stuffing."
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"- Are you crying? - No."
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"♪ That doesn't really bobble worth your trouble? ♪"
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"TEDDY: I can fix it!"
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"Okay, I think I have it"
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"- You may have mentioned it. - The brine blogs are going nuts."
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"I don't know. My sister, her husband, my mom,"
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"and you press it flat. It cooks more evenly."
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"Bob, come on, I'm desperate here."
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"Almost as good as the one I left at home"
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"So, first I'll show you how to do the rub."
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"So, where are you gonna set up your table?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"- is to go under the skin. All right? - Yep."
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"- So you start at the bottom, - Yeah."
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"It's actually making me sick. Is that normal?"
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"- One less thing to do tomorrow. - Right, right."
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"Right. Why didn't you just say that?"
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"- and I'll help you with that. - Is this peeled enough?"
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"(chuckles): It's not peeled at all."
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"Let's check in here."
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"that doesn't bobble."
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"just as long to put everything back"
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"as it would to fix up the dining room."
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"- It's an aquarium pump. - Do you have an aquarium?"
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"and then... go from there."
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"Hmm. Want to talk about the two-legged chairs?"
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"with your family at the dining room table."
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"Yeah, how'd that get there?"
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"Tablecloth? What's a tablecloth?"
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"What are we gonna do with all the stuff that doesn't love him?"
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"Teddy, can you get a Dumpster over here?"
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