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Clips from South Park - Towelie (S05E05)

"a little early."
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"Don't forget to bring a towel."
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"All right, boys, take the towel back in there"
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"and say your mission was accomplished."
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"We're just going in to get our video game back."
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"If anything goes wrong, use this newly-developed photon rifle."
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"Photon rifle, whatever."
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"- Hello? Hello, anybody here? - Welcome to the party, boys."
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"Oh, boy."
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"So you thought you could outsmart us, did you, kids?"
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"Move, move, move!"
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"Don't make a move, you bastards."
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"Bring the towel here, boys. They can't shoot children."
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"Don't listen to them. They lied to you before."
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"Oh, yes, boys. Obey your government."
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"Well, perhaps it's time these boys knew what was really going on."
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"- Oh, my God, look! - Our Gamesphere!"
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"Okama Gamesphere!"
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"- Sweet, it still saved our plays. - You see, boys,"
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"I'm afraid you were double-crossed. If they were the military,"
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"Because they're not the military."
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"All right, maybe we lied to you, but it was to protect your own skin."
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"We are a resistance group pretending to be the military"
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"- To bring Tynacorp down. - Wow. Check it out, you guys."
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"But perhaps we should show these kids"
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"who Tynacorp really is made up of. Go on."
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"Tell them why you've been making towels, Zytar."
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"- Oh, there's gold. Get the gold, Kenny. - Our planet was dying."
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"Manufacturing Smart Towels was our way to spy on humans"
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"- To see how they lived. - And now you know"
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"- The horrible truth, boys. - Truth or no,"
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"your alien-murdering group is over."
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"- Could you turn it up? - Boys, try to reach the core override."
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"We've got no choice but to try to take them all out."
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"- I think I can get it from here, boys. - What are you doing?"
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"- You'll kill us all. - Sorry, Zytar."
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"Didn't your mom ever tell you? Don't mess with earthlings."
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"Whoa!"
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"Come on, hang on!"
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"Oh, my God. Our Gamesphere. You've gotta move me closer."
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"- What are you doing? - Get away from me, you evil towel."
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"Towelie, listen to me. Let them go."
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"- Drop them. - No way. They're my friends."
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"They aren't your friends. Humans have ruined the planet,"
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"- It is the towels' turn now. - I've almost got it."
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"You're going to let them go, Towelie, because I know your weakness."
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"Here. You can reach it. Come on, Towelie."
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"How long has it been since you've had a nice burn, huh?"
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"- Twenty, thirty seconds? - Oh, crap."
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"You're going to have to choose between their lives and getting high."
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"- You asshole. - Towelie, don't let go of us,"
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"Come, Towelie. Make your decision."
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"I choose... I choose"
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"both!"
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"All right!"
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"- Oh, dude, we finished level 50. - Awesome."
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"Oh, man, I have no idea what's going on."
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"All right, guys, focus. Looks like this is gonna be an underwater level."
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"Don't forget to bring a towel."
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"You're the worst character ever, Towelie."
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"I know."
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"Say, boys, this may sound a little odd,"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, God damn it. All right, fine. Here's your stupid lighter."
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"- Oh, yes. It has been all along. - Can I kill the towel now, sir?"
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"We had no choice but to find a new one."
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"- Okay, we will. - All right."
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"- I cut off your face and ate it. - That's so cool."
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"- Come on, dude. - Where are we going?"
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"Alvarez, you and Mitchell sweep left."
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