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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Faking Bad (S09E09)

"His official lawyer card checks out."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hi, Steve."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, why'd you take the rap for me?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I... I felt bad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Your life was in danger, and it was all because of me."
American Dad! (2005)
"You had a skill, and I-I took advantage of it."
American Dad! (2005)
"They-they put me on the spot,"
American Dad! (2005)
"and I was, I was just trying to look cool."
American Dad! (2005)
"I guess I deserve to be in here for the next ten years."
American Dad! (2005)
"Thanks, little brother."
American Dad! (2005)
"Surprise inspection, ladies! Let's whip 'em out!"
American Dad! (2005)
"What a loser."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Good morning, USA!"
American Dad! (2005)
"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
American Dad! (2005)
"This place is so demeaning."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, when you can afford to pay,"
American Dad! (2005)
"you can pick the restaurant."
American Dad! (2005)
"But should that day ever come... and it won't..."
American Dad! (2005)
"we'll still be coming here for the same reason."
American Dad! (2005)
"Great pastrami!"
American Dad! (2005)
"At least I'm not a loser."
American Dad! (2005)
"Knock it off, you two!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hi, welcome to Boobers where we got a Double D"
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"from the health department."
American Dad! (2005)
"Zoe?"
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"Oh, my God!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry, I try not to make eye contact"
American Dad! (2005)
"with my customers."
American Dad! (2005)
"They never make eye contact with me."
American Dad! (2005)
"You are not just some objects."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow, it's been forever."
American Dad! (2005)
"At home."
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"To your boyfriend's van."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know, me and Kristen and Danuta still hang out."
American Dad! (2005)
"You should come."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, that sounds fun."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll be back in a minute to take your order."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hold on, lady."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to verify those alleged breasts."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm not falling for this again."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, machine says your I.D. checks out."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why do you guys keep hassling me?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Zoe, don't! This is fake."
American Dad! (2005)
"My brother made it."
American Dad! (2005)
"Boo! Boo!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Let me ask you."
American Dad! (2005)
"How do your parents feel about you working here?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, how's everyone doing?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You enjoying my little girl's boobs?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's so fun hanging out again."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, it's a little early to say that,"
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"I.D.'s."
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"They're carding?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Plus you got to make out with him."
American Dad! (2005)
"I-I can't afford $200."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, bummer."
American Dad! (2005)
"I guess we'll catch you later then."
American Dad! (2005)
"You were right, she was too optimistic."
American Dad! (2005)
"I know a club that doesn't card."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, how's the tail in there tonight?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, buddy."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's called Fortress of Solitude,"
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"Oh, right."
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"Star Trek Wars."
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"I can't even..."
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"First of all..."
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"What do you want?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I just wanted to say how impressed I was"
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"with your Federal Boobie Inspector card."
American Dad! (2005)
"And I was wondering if you could maybe do"
American Dad! (2005)
"You know who the real losers are, Steve?"
American Dad! (2005)
"The ones who stay angry after being called losers."
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"What a loser."
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"Oh, you got a fake I.D.?"
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"I didn't think you could afford one."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's funny."
American Dad! (2005)
"And, you know who would love that joke?"
American Dad! (2005)
"My butler, but he wouldn't laugh,"
American Dad! (2005)
"because he's a great butler."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait, you're scanning I.D.'s now?"
American Dad! (2005)
"We're cracking down ever since"
American Dad! (2005)
"that toddler died of alcohol poisoning."
American Dad! (2005)
"They teach you a lot of things in bouncer school,"
American Dad! (2005)
"but they don't teach you how to live with a mistake."
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"Yep."
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"Go on in."
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"Hayley, wow."
American Dad! (2005)
"Did Ramage make you that?"
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"'Cause my mama's got a bad heart,"
American Dad! (2005)
"and I just know I could do something about it"
American Dad! (2005)
"if I could just get in there."
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"Not now."
American Dad! (2005)
"You-you'll have to excuse me."
American Dad! (2005)
"We've had a lot of trouble"
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"to buy some fake I.D.'s from you."
American Dad! (2005)
"Buy fake I.D.'s?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, can I talk to you in private for a minute?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, what you're suggesting could get us in deep trouble."
American Dad! (2005)
"You're selling fake I.D.'s to teenagers."
American Dad! (2005)
"At most, you'd get a slap on the wrist."
American Dad! (2005)
"Aah!"
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"But I use my wrists all the time."
American Dad! (2005)
"Steve, you won't get in trouble."
American Dad! (2005)
"I mean, with your talent and my distribution network,"
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"do you know how much money we could make?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't know."
American Dad! (2005)
"Maybe this'll convince you."
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"All right, he'll do your I.D.'s."
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"But first he's got to do his day job."
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"He's a licensed Federal Boobie Inspector."
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"Ladies."
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"I'm taking on a lot of risk here."
American Dad! (2005)
"You mind asking them to jump up and down?"
American Dad! (2005)
"# 10, 20, 30 million ready to be spent #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# We're stackin' 'em against the wall #"
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"# We're in the basement..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Thank you."
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"We'll call your fake name when it's ready."
American Dad! (2005)
"Next!"
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"Roger?"
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