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Clips from American Dad! - Toy Whorey (S07E07)

"Didn't see my day going this way, but good. Okay."
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"Now, Son, these Mexican call girls have seen thousands of men."
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"So when they tell you you're the best they've ever had, it's quite a compliment."
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"- Steve? - You all right, Phillip?"
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"- Hey! Where'd that toy come from? - You gotta have a road toy."
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"Son, I am bringing you to Mexico to show you that you don't need toys anymore."
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"And by the way, Father of the Year here."
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"- Didn't you lose your virginity to Mom? - Mm-hmm."
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"Seb, mon ami."
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"and only a bottle of Rain Duck will do."
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"They are no longer making the Rain Duck."
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"- What? To who? - To the homosexual news team."
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"Oh, my God. Greg and Terry? They love me!"
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"!Hola!"
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"Business or pleasure?"
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"Ohh. Ohhhh!"
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"Ohh-ho!"
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"Yes."
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"Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!"
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"- Steve, what are you doing? - Just trying to get in on it."
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"Well, don't. You're embarrassing me in front of my best friend."
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"Hey, Terry, it's me. Wait. Who do you know me as?"
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"So the guys over at the wine store accidentally sold you..."
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"I sometimes sleep under your car..."
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"I'm not a cat. Meow!"
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"You're out of Duck."
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"Good one, T.!"
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"Oh. Well, that's surely the last you'll hear from me regarding this matter."
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"Good day."
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"- You're getting a punch! - What?"
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"When I get over there, I am going to punch you!"
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"- Please, don't! - Two punches!"
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"- What? Why? - I'm gonna keep adding punches."
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"Here we are, Son."
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"Behind that door lies a goddess..."
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"who will usher you into adulthood."
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"Man, I'm excited. Should-Should I get one too?"
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"No, no. I don't know. I don't know. Probably."
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"Whoo! That was unexpected."
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"Was she- Was that-Was she cooking?"
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"Not to worry though."
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"Plenty of first-class cathouses down here. We'll just go to another."
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"Take your pick of the ladies."
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"Line up, girls."
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"No, pick me, papi."
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"I do it better."
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"What the hell's goin' on down here?"
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"Well, Son, I guess finding a good brothel..."
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"is a bit like "Goldilocks and the Three Bears.""
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"I'm sure the third one will be just right."
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"The third one was the worst!"
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"Horchata!"
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"Horchata !deliciosa!"
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"Dad, this is awful! Can we go home?"
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"Oh, seriously, Mexico?"
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"Hi. I'm Christopher, and this is my adopted daughter, Opal Louise."
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"my iPhone's as dead as Farrah Fawcett..."
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"- Can I use your phone? - Get... in..."
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"my house... now."
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"Can you take my baby into the other room?"
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"I prefer her not to see me use land lines."
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"- Who are you? - Well-"
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"Roger!"
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"Thank you, genius."
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"- You want me take you there? - Really?"
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"Friends, burritos..."
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"you are the first good thing to happen to us in this godforsaken country."
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"- What do you want from us? - Firstly, for you not to yell."
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"We're a drug cartel, so it's just good to have white people around."
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"I win."
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"Dad, you'll think of something else, right?"
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"Nope. Daddy's shuttin' down."
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"You're doing a reverse Vince Vaughn."
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"Sorry, kiddo. it's time to face reality."
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"Well, if you won't eat for me, maybe you'll do it for..."
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"That's right, man."
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"You need to eat so you can get strong..."
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"and come on a wonderful adventure."
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"Num-num-num-num-num-num-num."
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"I-I don't wanna play, Steve."
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"Mmm! This food can be anything you want if you use your imagination."
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"I'm eating taquitos, my favorite."
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"Whoops! There I go!"
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"Can you smell it?"
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"Is it stinky?"
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"Stop farting, Pedro! it's so stinky!"
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"I smell it."
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"I can smell your farts, Pedro."
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"And, Pedro, you're so..."
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"handsome."
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"- Anything? - Anything."
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"- You're quite good. - I know."
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"Okay, the steaks are almost ready."
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"- Where's the wine? - Just moments away, sweetheart."
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"My Rube Goldberg device will deliver the Rain Duck right into our hands."
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"When I was a little girl, Grover Cleveland was president."
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"Now we wait until they notice our power is out..."
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"and come over to check on us."
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"Ah, screw it! I'm done waiting for this wine."
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"Damn Rube Goldberg, family of flies..."
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"Oh, God! My face!"
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"- Your face! - Your face!"
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"Our faces!"
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"You got it!"
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"You wanted both steaks."
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"Mm-hmm. Mmm."
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"- Is Francine dead? - I don't know."
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"Hey, Dad, look. it's a food drop."
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"It's coming in for a landing."
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"Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm."
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"Dude, there was a huge fire. All those people died."
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"Oh, God, yeah."
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"Wow. Those guys look so bummed. That gives me an idea."
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"one of those other planets."
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"Can you see'em? You're their uncles."
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"I hope you'll see them. I hope you'll have a great relationship with them."
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"Hi!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"- !Hola! - So cute! Oh, so cute!"
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"Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
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