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Clips from American Dad! - The Missing Kink (S08E08)

"in the mid-'90s only to regain..."
American Dad!
"All right, Stan."
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"I'm just asking you to open your mind to something new."
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"Here's something new:"
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"How about I don't pretend to be asleep"
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"when I fart on your leg?"
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"(farts)"
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"Oh... uh-oh."
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"(door opens and closes)"
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"Well, these eggs are uninspired."
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"Hey, Dad, pass the salt."
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"I'm taking the leaf out of the table."
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"You're scratching the floors, son."
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"(grunting)"
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"It's not a one-man job, son."
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"You better not, son."
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"Ah, damn it, my only blue suit."
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"Now, go to your room."
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"I do not approve of your methods!"
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"I don't even hit him that hard."
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"Look, I'll show you."
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"Oh, my."
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"What do you mean, "Oh, my"?"
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"No, no, it does. It does."
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"But show me again how you do it."
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"What? I just swat his fanny like this."
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"That can't be how hard you spank him."
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"It's exactly how hard I do it."
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"Just like this."
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"Oh, come on."
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"ANNOUNCER (over TV): Next on Fox,"
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"another (bleep) singing contest."
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"Hi, Hayley. (crying)"
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"I've been on 12 dates since Jeff left,"
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"and every one's been a disaster."
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"I am giving up on men."
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"and she's never once said yes."
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"You know who that leaves."
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"(bell rings)"
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"the most beautiful woman in the world,"
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"care to grab a slice of pizza with me tomorrow night?"
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"(sighs) Sure, Snot."
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"Whatever."
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"♪"
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"How do you like me now?"
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"I did it!"
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"Buddy, your pits."
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"Yo."
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"I needed this."
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"What is it?"
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"Tremendous flavor profile."
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"Pine, citrus."
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"Hints of creamy lemon offset by a layer of sweet malt."
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"Wow."
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"I'll take another."
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"So, how do I tell Stan"
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"God, he's so repressed."
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"I just wish I could get him"
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"to try something new during sex."
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"Are you suggesting I trick him?"
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"Sure, it's easy."
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"(panting)"
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"Game point."
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"What the hell was that, Steve?"
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"What?"
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"You didn't check the ball, dick."
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"Game point, and you pull that crap?"
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"What's going on out here?"
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"It was game point, and he didn't check the ball!"
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"You didn't check it up?"
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"Bush league move, bro!"
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"But, Mom, I..."
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"Game point, and you don't check the ball?"
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"What's up, hon?"
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"Steve, tell your father what you did."
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"What?"
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"How many times... That's it!"
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"Now, take Klaus and go to your room."
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"KLAUS: Aah, my ankle!"
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"Stan, from now on, I'll be taking all"
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"of Steve's spankings on his behalf."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because his mistakes are a reflection on my parenting."
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"When Steve fails, I fail."
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"I don't know if that sounds..."
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"And he kept calling fouls like a bitch."
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"on his behalf for that."
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"Francine? (gasps)"
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"What are you..."
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"Have you been setting Steve up this whole time?"
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"Yes. I'm very bad."
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"Why would you do that to him?"
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"Spank me, and I'll tell you."
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"Wait, you like being spanked?"
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"So much."
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"Maybe we should just try it out upstairs."
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"Listen here, Francine, this deviant behavior"
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"has no place in our bedroom."
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"But, Stan..."
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"You made this hand filthy."
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"The hand I wipe with."
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"And what's worse is you tricked me"
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"into being a part of your sinful behavior."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It's not sinful."
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"Let's see what my favorite author,"
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"Thou who tricketh thine husband into sexy spanking"
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"shall be banished to the depths of hell."
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"Let me see that."
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"Uh, uh..."
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"Where are we?"
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"When you've purged your sick desire to be spanked,"
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"What?"
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"You can't just leave me here."
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"Hyah!"
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"Francine's been out here for two days."
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"So, Francine, are you ready to admit you're a sex pervert"
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"so you can come back home and pick up my ties"
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"off the closet floor?"
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"Sorry, Stan."
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