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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Storyteller (S07E07)

"Sorry. Sorry."
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"Warren said Jonathan would be OK. I trusted him, and I lost my friend."
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"I know."
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"Well, I don't like giving speeches about how we're all gonna live, because we won't."
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"Maybe me."
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"Probably right now."
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"And now... you're gonna kill me."
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"And I'm scared, and I'm going... to die."
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"- It stopped. - Didn't want blood. It wanted tears."
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"I wasn't going to stab you."
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"We're your arch-nemesises... ses."
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"It's not a happy scenario,"
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"You know the rules. I can't take corporeal form."
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"I don't think I can kill anybody else."
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"Look who I found. Guess who was buying mass amounts of blood at the butcher's shop."
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"I'd like to take you out to dinner."
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"- I'd be happy to have dinner with you. - Great."
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"- How do you know about slayers? - My mother was one."
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"She was killed when I was four."
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"- A demon...? - A vampire."
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"(# Bach "Brandenburg Concerto No.3")"
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"Oh, hello there, gentle viewers."
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"You caught me catching up on an old favourite."
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"Don't they just take you away?"
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"Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers."
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"(Andrew) It was cold last night and the wind was cruel, but the Slayer had a job to do."
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"Unfortunately, vampires have a job to do too."
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"Ouch! My goodness! Things look bad for the Slayer, don't they?"
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"- ready... - (knocking)"
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"..ready to attack and make her his own vampirical spawn."
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"Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
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"That was great. I got you dusting that guy on film. Why do vampires show up on video?"
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"I told you I didn't want you doing that. It's distracting."
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"I'll cut it together and do the intro tomorrow."
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"But it's a valuable record. An important document for the ages. "A slayer in action.""
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"But the story needs to be told."
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"Birds need to fly and girls need to use the toilet."
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"The world will wanna know about Buffy."
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"It's a story of ultimate triumph tinged with bitterness for what's been lost in the struggle."
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"Buffy thinks that this apocalypse is going to actually be apocalyptic."
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"I think your story seems pretty pointless."
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"Give it editorial balance and... glamour."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, balance is important. People don't always take that into account."
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"Let's explore the world of our story, shall we?"
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"This is the local high school."
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"There's a Hellmouth... Hellmouth... underneath the high school."
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"and it's sort of a door to the Hellmouth."
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"Due to some circumstances, it got opened up... a little bit..."
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"recently."
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"is being orchestrated by something called "the First"."
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"It's made up of all the evil in the whole world."
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"Oh, there's also these guys."
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"We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly"
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"and the women of Command Central take the time to fortify themselves for the day ahead."
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"- Hey! - (Andrew) Women and Xander."
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"Hey, I'm gonna do your special intro later."
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"Buffy is concerned with some unknown danger and the air is filled with foreboding."
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"- Oh, we're out of Raisin Bran. - I'll put it on the list."
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"That's probably not the unknown danger."
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"Look at this place. Damn girls' dorm is what it is."
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"That's nice. Second-hand stinkiness."
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"- I'm Amanda, and I grew up right here... - Not you, sweetheart."
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"(Dawn laughs)"
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"Let's start from the top."
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"You've already met Buffy. She's beautiful, with a lion's heart and the face of an angel."
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"She's never afraid because she knows her side will always win."
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"Buffy and Spike have some kind of history. You can feel the heat between them,"
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"even from herself."
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"This lovely girl- I don't remember her name."
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"Is he doing that again? Can't we make him stop?"
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"I don't know. If we save the world, it will be kinda nice to have a record of it."
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"If we don't save the world, then... nothing matters."
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"It is strange how you keep saving the world, and there's not any proof."
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"Yeah. For future generations."
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"And it does help the girls with training. You know, viewing the tapes."
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"Buff, I don't get why this bothers you so much."
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"Long as you're not pointing it at me. It keeps the boy busy."
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"This isn't about keeping busy. This is about war."
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"I'm sorry to jump all over you guys, but I have to tell you what's really going on."
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"There's something new. Amanda, Dawn, you're gonna stay home from school today."
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"We can survive what's coming, but not like this."
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"I had a vision of what's to come. A horrible vision."
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"Hundreds upon hundreds..."
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"I'll take you back in there in a while."
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"your humble host."
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"You see, I was once a supervillain."
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"Thus the validity of the Bronsted-Debye-Huckel equation"
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"at low ionic strength has been amply tested,"
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"and the charges on the reactant ions are well known,"
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"- It smells funny. - I know. Kinda sweaty."
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"- Wow! She won't be able to get out of her car. - Knives and sharp things will fly at her."
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"Unless we had metal belt buckles, then we'd stick to her."
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"In my plan, we are beltless."
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"Warren was cool. And wasn't Jonathan just the cutest thing?"
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"Well, shall we see if Buffy's still talking?"
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"She's not done. Even Willow looks bored and she can take a lot of that stuff. Look at her."
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"You see, Kennedy pursued the reluctant Willow and won her heart,"
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"Side-note: I once had my own personal encounter with Dark Willow."
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"OK. Didn't see that coming."
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"- But you are new to the game, little one. - You know what they say."
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"- If at first, you don't succeed... - Holy cats, here it comes again."
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"I deflect thy power."
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"Damn, that is one effective counterspell."
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"Thank you, little one. Thank you."
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"She was something. Indeed she was."
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"Hey, I think Buffy stopped talking. That usually means she had to go to work."
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"Let's see what the little locusts left for breakfast, shall we?"
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"Not late. Not late till the bell rings."
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"Hey, shy girl. Don't do this."
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"- You knew I was there. - Yeah."
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"- You noticed me. - It's OK, I promise. It may seem that..."
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"What's wrong?"
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"The mirror said I was fat. It said it."
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"Not only does Mr Hildebrand move up the trig exam, but it also covers three more chapters."
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"I've got an English paper due tomorrow. I'm gonna explode."
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"Something bad is going on."
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"- Is that right? - Oh, you're hurt. What happened?"
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"- I didn't get a chance to see who. - It could have been any of 'em."
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"Students, teachers. Something is going on today."
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