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Clips from King of the Hill - Aisle 8A (S04E04)

"KAHN, WE HAVE NO NANNY FOR CONNIE."
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"O-O-OH!"
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"CRUEL, CRUEL FATE!"
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"THIS MAUI SPEECH COULD BE MY STEPPING-STONE"
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"FROM SYSTEMS ANALYST TO SENIOR SYSTEMS ANALYST."
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"CONNIE'S OLD ENOUGH TO STAY BY HERSELF, RIGHT?"
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"NO, KAHN."
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"MAYBE CONNIE CAN STAY WITH ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS."
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"OH... BUT WHICH EVIL IS LESSER?"
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"( sighs )"
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"THE SMOKE DETECTORS WORK, KAHN"
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"THE TOILET SEATS ARE CLAMPED DOWN"
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"AND I PUT NEW, NON-SLIP DAISIES IN EACH TUB."
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"SO, ALOHA."
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"HERE'S CONNIE BABY-SITTING BOOK."
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"VERSION 4.0, WITH SEAFOOD ALLERGY UPGRADE."
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"EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS IN HERE."
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"IT TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A PARENT THIS WEEK."
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"WHAT TIME CONNIE SHOULD EAT, ACCEPTABLE READING MATERIAL..."
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"OH, HOW VERY NICE."
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"YOU INCLUDED RECIPES."
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"( gasps )"
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"OH, LOOK-- AND PICTURES."
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"WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA"
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"WHAT SCRAMBLED EGGS LOOK LIKE."
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"( horn honking )"
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"OH, THAT'S THE LIMO TO AIRPORT."
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
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"MY PARENTS WON'T EVEN LET ME GO IN A CHAT ROOM."
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"IN THE LIVING ROOM-- IN OUR SLEEPING BAGS."
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"IN NOTHING BUT YOUR PAJAMAS."
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"AH, THE TURTLES."
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"THESE MAY WORK."
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"EEK!"
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"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SLEEP IN."
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"YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S A GIRL IN THE HOUSE."
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"YEAH, MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN."
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"DANG OL' GIRL IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, MAN."
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"UH-HUH. AND WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?"
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"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN?"
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"YEAH, I WAS THINKING THE NINJA TURTLES"
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"WITH... UNDERWEAR."
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"I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, LET ME KNOW, MAN"
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"HOW THAT DANG OL' WORKS OUT, MAN."
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"FIRST CALL, MAN."
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"I SIT DOWN, BOOM-- ON MY LAP."
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"THIS IS A GREAT DINNER, MRS. HILL."
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"WELL, WE HAVE YOUR MOTHER TO THANK FOR THAT."
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"SHE RECOMMENDED THAT I STIR THE MACARONI WITH A SPOON."
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"AND THE STEAK TASTES SO... CLEAN."
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"YOU SEE, IT'S A MUCH SMOOTHER GRILL THAN CHARCOAL."
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"AND AT A FRACTION OF THE COST."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED?"
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"PROPANE IS CALLED LIQUID PETROLEUM."
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"BUT ISN'T IT A GAS, MR. HILL?"
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"PLEASE, CONNIE, CALL ME HANK."
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"Connie: ...AND MY DAD JUST CRAWLED"
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"OUT THE WINDOW AND NEVER PAID."
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"SO, THIS IS GOSSIP."
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"( chuckles )"
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"WELL, IT'S PRETTY GOOD."
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"I'LL TAKE YOUR PLATE IN WITH MINE."
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"MAY I TAKE THOSE PLATES OUT OF YOUR WAY, SIR?"
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"OR ARE WE WATCHING OUR FIGURES?"
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"VERY GOOD, SIR."
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"JUST THE TWO OF US"
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"THE SQUEAK OF THE GLOVES"
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"THE LEMONY SMELL."
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"OH, THERE'S STILL A BIG HUNK OF FAT ON THIS ONE."
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"WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM."
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"WELL, LET ME HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME MORE SUDS."
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"( rapping ): * MY NAME IS * WHAT?"
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"♪ MY NAME IS ♪ WHO?"
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"♪ MY NAME IS SLICKA, SLICKA SLIM SHADY ♪"
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"( imitates drum machine )"
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"♪ HEY, DEEJAY, EVERYBODY IS A WICK, WICK, WHACK... ♪"
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"GOOD NIGHT, MR. AND MRS. HILL."
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"IT'S PRETTY DARK."
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"ARE YOU SCARED?"
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"IT'S NOT THAT DARK IN HERE."
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"GOOD NIGHT."
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"( bell ringing )"
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"A GENTLEMAN DOES NOT KISS AND TELL."
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"- YOU CHICKENED OUT. - YES, SIR, I DID."
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"NOW SHE'S GOING TO THINK YOU DON'T LIKE HER."
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"DON'T WORRY."
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"( Bobby yawns )"
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"I'D BETTER HURRY UP AND GET TO BED"
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"BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP RIGHT HERE AT THE TABLE."
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"UGH. HOW MANY COWS DO YOU PEOPLE EAT IN A YEAR?"
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"WAIT. WE FIGURED THIS OUT ONCE."
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"CAN I PLEASE BE EXCUSED?"
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"UH... WELL, SURE."
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"ME, TOO, PLEASE."
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"YOU RUSHED OFF BEFORE DESSERT"
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"AND I TOOK THE LIBERTY"
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"OF SNAGGING US EACH A PIECE OF BUNDT CAKE."
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"I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH."
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"IF YOU JUST BRUSHED YOUR TEETH"
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"WHY DON'T YOU EVER THINK?"
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"( groans )"
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"CONNIE, DO YOU LIKE YOUR SYRUP WARM OR COLD?"
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"CAN YOU BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR FIVE MINUTES"
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"CONNIE, HONEY, IT'S PAST 8:00 ALREADY."
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"HANK, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CONNIE TO SCHOOL, HONEY."
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"AND THERE ARE NO SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS"
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"IS MRS. HILL HOME?"
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"NO. SHE LEFT FOR SCHOOL ALREADY."
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"I'M SORRY?"
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"HUH?"
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"OH, GOD."
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"I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT A THING, CONNIE."
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"I WAS REQUIRED TO TAKE IT."
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"PRETTY SURE."
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"COME ON, COME ON, COME ON."
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"OKAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO TIE A TOURNIQUET?"
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"OH, MAN!"
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"J.F.K. GOT NOTHING ON ME."
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"YOU NEED TO RELAX, KAHN."
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"COME."
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