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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"Oh, just..."
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"- See you Friday. - What's happening on Friday?"
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"- He's taking me to the school dance. - Oh, no, he's not."
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"Mom, I know you saw us kissing, but you've got to chill now."
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"I have no intentions of chilling."
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"Whatever. I'm taking out the trash."
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"- You will talk about this. - Not while you're freaking out."
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"You will not see him anymore."
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"There is also a look"
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"the parents of not-so-well behaved children give to parents like Susan."
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"Suburbia is a place filled with responsible people"
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"trying to live responsible lives."
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"Of course, even the most responsible among us"
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"has mistakes in their past."
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"Mistakes they'd like to forget."
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"Mistakes that sometimes come back to haunt them."
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"I'm gonna go get the mail."
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"I don't believe you've met my husband. Bob."
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"Hi. So nice to meet you..."
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"Uh, we, um, came to talk to you about our son."
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"I haven't seen John in weeks."
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"We're not here about that. We need you to do something for us."
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"Oh. OK..."
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"Instead he's decided to expand his gardening business. Mow lawns full time."
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"Why, uh... why would he do that?"
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"We don't know. Do you think we'd be talking to you if we did?"
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"Forgive my wife. She's still upset over the, um..."
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"He's refusing to talk to us."
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"If you could convince him that he's making a mistake..."
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"John and I made a clean break."
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"It's best we just keep our distance."
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"Please. Last week he turned eighteen and moved out of the house. We're stuck."
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"I'm sorry. I... I... I'm so sorry,"
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"I just can't handle this right now. I have my own personal things going on."
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"- I don't care. - Helen..."
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"We haven't gone to the police about what you did, but that can easily change."
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"Good."
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"So nice to meet you."
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"You can do this. Scooch down a few inches and I'll grab ya."
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"- No. You'll drop me. - I'm not gonna drop you."
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"I might strangle you for climbing up here in the first place."
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"[Car horn]"
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"Come here, ya monsters!"
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"Look who I found wandering around the airport."
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"Hey, Rodney!"
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"See if he can find that Frisbee while he's up there."
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"- How's my favorite girl? - So happy to see you."
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"Shame Allison couldn't make it."
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"Just another business trip for the wandering salesman."
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"She'd be bored to tears. Hey, Parker!"
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"Aren't you gonna give me a hug? It's Grandpa!"
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"He's scared to climb down."
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"- Can I give it a shot? - Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out."
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"- Yeah. - Be careful."
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"Parker, I got a question for you. It's an important question."
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"A character-defining question. Wanna hear it?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Only a girl would be afraid to come down the ladder."
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"You're not a little girl, are you?"
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"I'm not looking at a little girlie-girl, am I?"
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"- Are you OK? - Come on."
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"- You got him down. How'd he do that? - Sexism."
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"Let's address the division of assets."
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"We're not prepared to discuss the primary residence at this time."
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"Are you prepared to discuss cars?"
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"I'd like to discuss country club membership."
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"Access to the facilities is integral to Dr..."
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"What are we doing here?"
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"I'm talking to my wife."
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"With lawyers dividing our stuff."
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"I don't want this. I thought I did, but I don't."
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"Maybe we should talk this over before it's too late."
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"What do you say, Bree? Should we send the vultures home?"
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"I wanna keep the club membership. Rex is terrible at tennis"
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"and he hates buffets."
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"OK. On page two of the proposed settlement,"
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"you'll find our prioritized list."
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"Right."
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"- They were kissing, huh? - Right at my kitchen table."
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"Must have shocked the hell out of 'em."
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"- I'm glad you can laugh. - They're being kids."
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"You're the father of the boy. I'm the mother of the girl."
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"If things get out of hand..."
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"What is it you want from me?"
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"Well, I want to know that I am not the only one who's worried about this."
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"If the two of them are over here, I want them supervised."
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"And I want you to stop looking at me like I'm crazy."
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"I'm smiling because it's irrelevant. I've sold the house."
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"Really?"
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"We'll be out at the end of the month."
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"You sold the house?"
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"- Zach... - Why didn't you tell me?"
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"- You told me that you'd reconsidered. - You need to take your medicine."
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"You think pumping me full of drugs is gonna keep me quiet?"
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"You didn't care about Mom!"
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"You know what? I wish she'd shot you instead."
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"So you're moving. We're all gonna miss you."
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"[Lynette] Checklist means "is it in the car?" not like, "do you remember it"."
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"[Mary Alice] Before Parker Scavo's Little League game had begun..."
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"- Hurry! - I'm not the one that forgot my mitt."
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"...a major player was about to be tagged out."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, Parker, um, forgot his catcher's mitt."
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"She's one of my major suppliers. She's in paper products manufacturing."
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"Uh, it's nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet you. You have a lovely home."
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"Just working out, uh, some of these new contracts."
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"Hammering out some of the little things, the minor details."
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"I'm sorry. These are mine. Thank you. They must have fallen out of my purse."
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"Well, we don't want to be late for the game. Nice to meet you."
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"- Hey. - I'm not speaking to you."
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"You demanded the good china because I love it."
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"You take our timeshare in Aspen and I'm vindictive?"
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"- You'll hardly ever use that place. - Hardly? How about never?"
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"Fine. I'm gonna use your good china for takeout food. Pizza. Spare ribs."
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"Isn't divorce fun?"
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"I meant what I said at that meeting. I will fire my lawyer tomorrow."
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"if we could be happy, wouldn't you want that?"
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"You know what I really, truly want? Revenge."
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