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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Blue, the Gray and the Brown (S02E02)

"Aah! What's going on here?"
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"Man, I hate stupid, dumb, stinky old Stoolbend!"
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"You sang that whole cracker-ass song about it."
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"like that fool keep its racist past alive."
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"You need to make an example out of him."
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"The Battle of Stoolbend reenactment!"
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"You're right again!"
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"This is my town!"
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"And when I'm done with him, I shall have his mistress!"
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"I shall have his mistress's mistress!"
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"No mistresses!"
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"who tricked one into helping him,"
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"one has to go to that reenactment tomorrow"
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"Yes, sir! Holt?"
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"O, Captain, My Captain! Dead Poets."
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"I'm in. I'm Aaron from work, by the way."
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"Lester, I know you're planning on fighting for the South."
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"Robert E. Lee Middle, Robert E. Lee High,"
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"back to Robert E. Lee Middle for a year,"
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"then I just stopped going."
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"Now, the rest of you get some sleep."
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"For tomorrow..."
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"the North shall rise again!"
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"Yeah!"
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"like the ones that killed Brandon Lee!"
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"and nursing a slight hangover,"
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"the Battle of Stoolbend reenactment for the North."
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""Oh, Donna my love,"
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""how I miss the warmth of your arms,"
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"Yours eternally, Cleveland.""
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"Please make sure, uh, the TiVo does not delete it.""
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""Dear Penthouse Forum,"
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""never thought these stories were actually true till today."
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""Dressed up like a Civil War guy."
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"There are a lot more bad guys than I expected."
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"Let's just tell everyone we won."
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"Okay. Boring."
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"Useful. Boring."
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"Word I don't know. I'll skip it."
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"Afraid to say it out loud for fear of being judged."
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"Oh, all right."
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""Ba-yonnits"?"
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"Let's go!"
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"The Confederate battalion is approaching."
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"No time to dilly-dally."
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"Over that ridge, you scalawags!"
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"Charge! CLEVELAND: Wait."
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"No! No charge!"
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"We've got the entire play-by-play"
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"If we go over that ridge, it's a massacre!"
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"No doy. We all know what happens."
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"This is a reenactment."
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"Now just stick to the script."
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"You shot me!"
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"I'm mortally wounded!"
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"Now the rest of you, let's make history our bitch!"
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"Any of you losers want to win for a change?"
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"Will we still be done by 4:30?"
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"But I seriously need to be done by 4:30."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Yeah, do the rules say anything about wearing Tevas?"
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"But we're going to the lake after this."
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"Die, Daddy!"
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"Uh, good-good job, Holt."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"I heard five pretend bullets come out of that gun."
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"You've got one bullet left."
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"I only need one."
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"Damn! I missed! Terrible shot."
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"I realized I got more in common"
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"with poor people like you."
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"Comfortably middle class, but, yeah."
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"than any fake war!"
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"No! Uh, you only got me in the arm!"
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"you would have had it amputated with non-sterile equipment"
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"You're right."
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"You win."
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"Hear ye! Hear ye!"
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"for the North!"
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"The forces of tolerance won a noble victory that day"
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"on the fields of Stoolbend."
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"There was much revelry and many flagons of the finest pale ale,"
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"as the victorious Union army toasted"
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"their triumphant rewriting of history."
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"Things briefly got weird between Tim and Holt,"
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"but they're cool now."
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"So with the aid of Donna's car,"
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"they once and for all dismantled the statue"
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"where it still stands proudly today."
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"It is the South, after all."
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"There aren't many drive-ins left."
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"But I just had this 3-D windshield installed."
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"I've got my musket, my Confederate hat,"
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"Someone threw it on the side of the road."
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"Geez-o-man, Cleveland,"
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"The first citizen speaking today is Cleveland Brown."
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"The Stoolbend Drive-In."
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"♪ The smallest toads have the biggest warts ♪"
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"♪ The smallest towns have the biggest hearts ♪"
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"♪ The smallest beans cause the biggest farts ♪"
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"I live in a town where everyone's voice can be heard."
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"♪ Small-ass... ♪"
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"Not to sing,"
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"I got clothes."
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"has been preservationed."
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"Now let's retire to the smoking lounge for cigars, brandy"
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"Bulldozer."
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"the park stays the here."
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"Whiter than what now?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Like that condom on the ground over there."
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"Or that one over there."
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"who is dressed as my great-giggum's mistress."
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"And if you love this town, you won't let people"
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"Uh-huh!"
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"To show him that this is our Stoolbend now!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Who cares?"
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"Bayonets."
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"I'd have told you I'd be riding a bulldozer every day."
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