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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Married with Cancer (S17E17)

""Hashtag yes!""
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"(CRICKETS CHIRPING)"
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"- Whew! - That was incredible."
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"And hey, sorry I barked when you took your pants off."
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"Ready to go again?"
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"I'm still recovering from that one thing you did"
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"that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described"
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"on lame, dying network TV."
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"Jess, I would like to help you cross offos"
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"But isn't that only I?"
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"You know what? Let me make a phone call."
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"(MUSIC FADES)"
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"Brian, I'm glad your girlfriend could join us"
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"- for dinner tonight. - Thanks, Lois."
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"And when she gets back from the bathroom,"
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"I'm serious. I really enjoy spending time with this woman,"
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"and I don't want you ruining it for me."
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"- Okay, okay, promise. - Of course. We got it."
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"Lois, you didn't have to go through all this trouble."
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"It's like a whole Thanksgiving dinner."
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"Oh, it's no problem, Jess."
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"Chris, pass me a turkey leg, would you?"
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"I prefer the limbs."
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"I got a "limb fo' Ma.""
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"Uh, let's stop talking about the food. All right?"
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"Anyone seen any good movies lately?"
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"I saw that new Tom Hanks movie."
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"Oh, man, I love every Tom Hanks movie,"
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"except The Terminal."
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"There's nothing worse than when you're flipping channels,"
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""Don't say it's Terminal."
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""God, what have I done to deserve this?"
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"Why does it have to be Terminal?!""
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"but it's true."
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"See? I told you. But at least I don't have cancer,"
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"I'm getting you out ofere."
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"(CRICKETS CHIRPING)"
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"I like you."
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"No, Jess..."
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"I really like you."
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"I can't remember the last time I felt this happy."
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"♪"
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"Me, too."
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"Are you guys still leaving?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"♪"
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"Wait, where's Dr. Hartman?"
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"to be announced by Dr. Hartman."
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"Jess, I'll come right out and say it."
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"The cancer did not respond to treatment"
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"You've got approximately two weeks left to live."
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"Oh, my God."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"I mean, you don't even need to be here right now."
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"or get married or have kids."
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"One of those things... you can do."
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"if you spent the rest of your life"
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"as my bride."
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"Oh, Brian. Yes!"
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"♪"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, great."
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"That chocolate thing from the bucket list?"
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"Brian? It would mean the world to me"
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"if you wore my tux from when I got married."
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"I love you, buddy."
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"Yeah, I'm not wearing a fat guy's old clothes."
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"And... Wha... Is this a flap on the butt of these pants?"
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"My invention. Called it the Suit-Chute."
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"Shot a local commercial and everything."
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"I'm Peter Griffin, inventor of the Suit-Chute."
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"and afraid you'll leave it brown?"
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"Did you eat creamy soup just before the opera?"
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"Are you George Brett at an awards ceremony?"
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"Don't take my word for it."
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"Ask famous Hollywood actor- slash-pants filler Dennis Franz."
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"On NYPD Blue, I'm known for packin' heat."
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"But every year when I go to the Emmys,"
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"the heat I'm packin' is clumpy and smells terrible."
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"And the winner is..."
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"your socks and shoes."
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"The business died, and I lost $200,000, Brian."
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"Want to know why?"
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"Brian, I want nothing to do with this sham wedding."
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"and wear a vest and a boutonniere"
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"- and carry a satin pillow... - Sold, sold. Yes, I'm in."
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"But it's still wrong. There's no way"
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"you'd be marrying this woman if she wasn't going to die"
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"- in two weeks. - Oh, come on!"
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"Did you know that Lois was so moved"
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"she called Channel Five to do a profile of me and Jess?"
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"the novel and hit movie your gay nephew quotes on Facebook."
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"♪"
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"But cancer doesn't have me."
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"My name is Brian."
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"I have a disease..."
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"It may have started in my penis,"
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"but it spread to my heart."
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"And, Brian, when you learned Jess had only weeks to live,"
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"you proposed."
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"Yep. Got in right under the wire."
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"And I go, "Hey. Hey, you alive?""
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"And she says, "Yeah," and then I go, "All right, good.""
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"(SNIFFLES) I'm, uh... I'm sorry."
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"(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry to be a puss."
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"Hey, pal."
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"- but you're a good guy. - Thank you, Quagmire."
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"Listen, I want to throw you the wildest bachelor party"
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"of all time. It's gonna be crazier"
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"than whatever Kanye West is doing at this particular moment."
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"I'm giving this lasagna a massage"
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"This is delicious."
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"Hmm. I still think the butter cream"
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"was the best cake I've thrown up so far."
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"Oh, speaking of which. Mwah!"
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"Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you."
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"A-Are you the dog who's marrying the cancer girl?"
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"Oh, uh, yeah, I am."
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"Oh, my God, we saw you on the news last night!"
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"Honestly, not well."
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