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Clips from The Office (2005) - Murder (S06E06)

"Not again."
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"a recycling program for Earth Day,"
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"so Dwight took the lead on that,"
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"and introduced us to a very close friend of his named Recyclops."
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"Did you know that an old milk carton"
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"can be sawed in half and used as a planter?"
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"JIM: The next year, he really stepped things up."
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"Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin?"
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"A year after that, Recyclops really began to take shape."
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"Recyclops will drown you in your over-watered lawns!"
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"Then tragedy struck Recyclops when his fictional planet"
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"Recyclops will have his revenge!"
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"I think this was also the year that he renounced Earth Day"
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"and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved."
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"Oh, my God, you guys, look! It's Recyclops!"
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"Recyclops destroy!"
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"(BELLOWING)"
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"Oh, is today Recyclops Day? Yes."
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"Polluticon wishes."
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"That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment."
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"DWIGHT: Humans are terrible for the environment."
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"The thing I like most about Recyclops"
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"is that he's creating a different world for our child."
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"Hmm."
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"A world where you truly can be anything you want."
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"JIM: God bless you, Recyclops,"
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"and your cold robot heart."
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"Okay. Okay. How about this?"
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"That's great."
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"How about I remain seated and I just do a little bit of a nod,"
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"sort of a humble thing? Sure."
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"No. Then my face is down. They can't see my face."
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"And it looks like you're taking a dump."
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"Alan Brand who's the CEO of the company,"
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"to the shareholders' meeting"
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"and sit up on the stage with the board of directors."
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"And at some point, they're going to introduce me"
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"And the crowd goes wild."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, from Scranton, Pennsylvania,"
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"please welcome Michael "The Machine" Scott!"
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"Oh."
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"Don't do the twirl. Lose the twirl."
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"DWIGHT: Twirl sucks. Michael, I hated the twirl."
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"Hate the twirl."
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"Okay, obviously I'm not going to do the twirl."
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"I only did it because I nailed the wave."
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"Yeah, good. Don't do it."
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"(ENUNCIATING) I'm not going to do the twirl, all right?"
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"It's not even a twirl. It's a spin."
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"The long-term problem is bad investments that they need to dump."
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"And the short-term problem is the company"
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"Okay, Oscar. I don't need the whole enchilada, just bullet points."
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"Those are the bullet points."
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"Well, could you condense it, please?"
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"Michael, the limo's here for you."
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"It's not a limo, it's a town car."
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"Town cars are actually better, though,"
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"better torque, better handling."
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"He said limousine, so..."
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"Check it out, guys, there's a limo down here."
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"Michael, look."
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"Oh, man! It's a limo."
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"Town cars suck. A town car"
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"A limousine is something that a company sends"
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"when they have cause for celebration."
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"And in this case, I think we are celebrating me."
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"KEVIN: Move it! Quick!"
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"It's like what high school kids take to prom on TV shows."
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"So typical of management to spend money on this."
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"(EXCLAIMING) Bunch of boobs!"
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"Hate to break it to you, Oscar, but some of us like boobs."
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"Calves. Calves all the way."
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"I'm so jealous right now."
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"Hey, you know who you should be jealous of?"
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"Yourself."
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"Because you're invited, and you're invited,"
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"and you're invited, and you, and you,"
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"and you and you and you and you... Car seats eight."
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"What? The car seats eight."
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"The limo seats eight."
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"Okay, then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest."
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"No. No, thanks."
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"MICHAEL: Mmm."
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"The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI."
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"Do you know what that stands for?"
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"Dummies, Morons and Idiots,"
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"And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers."
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"so people could see us in here."
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"Definitely. Definitely. Smells like it."
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"Look, they got pillows."
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"That, that's bigger than my bed."
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"Word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"MICHAEL: Who's playing with the button?"
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"Hey, Ryan, could you start consolidating"
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"all our Rolodex information into Outlook?"
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"Doesn't seem like there's much of a point"
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"if the company's going under."
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"But if the company doesn't go under,"
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"then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program."
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"Company's probably going under, though. It could go either way."
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"Seems like it's leaning one way."
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"Maybe we should just wait and find out."
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"Definitely. Okay."
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"So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff?"
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"Yeah. Idiots!"
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"Shouldn't be telling me that stuff,"
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"All right?"
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"Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"MICHAEL: (LAUGHS) Wow! Wow!"
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"Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys, so..."
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"Bow down before Recyclops."
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"You should get up and say something."
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"I'm very sorry about everything. (CHUCKLING)"
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