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Clips from Family Guy - Dog Gone (S08E08)

"You can't always fall for that!"
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"Go ahead, Brian."
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"Okay, now that Joe's here,"
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"I can say this in front of all of you."
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"Everyone..."
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"Then I buried the body and even went out of my way"
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"to cover up the evidence."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I know, and that's why I'm prepared"
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"for you to arrest me and take me to jail where I belong."
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"I had to come clean."
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"I mean, the truth is, I didn't even stop"
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"- I just completely... - Wait, wait, owner?"
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"- What are you talking about? - I just told you."
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"I hit and killed a dog with my car!"
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"What?"
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"Brian... It's a dog!"
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"That's not a crime!"
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"Well... I mean,"
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"Or... or even ran over somebody's mailbox."
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"Killing a dog is not a crime?"
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"Of... of course not!"
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"That happens all the time."
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"Hey, sweet-ass, last night was fantastic."
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"Hello? Where'd you go?"
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"Oh. Well, then I guess I worried for nothing."
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"Yeah, nobody cares if a dog gets killed."
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"I could do it, Brian! I could do it right now!"
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"Nobody would say a thing!"
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"I could blow your brains out and they'd throw me a parade!"
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"- What? - I'm just screwing around, Brian."
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"Peter, what are you doing?"
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"I thought so. Go ask her what she's doing."
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"I'm not asking her. You go ask her."
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"Yeah, what are you still doing here?"
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"Is too much rain. I stay."
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"But it's gonna rain all night."
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"Uh, I don't know about that."
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"Can I get some covers over here?"
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"If I ever get molested or raped, this is the place"
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"I'm gonna think of to make everything all right."
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"I just can't believe our society actually values"
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"the life of a dog less than that of a human. It's infuriating."
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"That is infuriating. Maybe you should go bark"
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"You know, that's the problem. That's usually the way I'd"
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"handle this kind of thing, but not this time."
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"I mean, look at that dog over there."
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"You think he wants to be tied to that chair,"
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"Hell, no! I am gonna make people see"
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"Go, fellow canine, be free and enjoy life!"
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"Oh, my God! My dog is dead!"
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"Meg, will you take one of these and pass it down, please?"
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"- What's this? - I'm starting a new advocacy group."
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"and I'd really appreciate it if you guys"
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"Well, of course we will, Brian. We'd be happy to come."
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"Terrific. See, I thought I'd start locally,"
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"and then maybe try to merge with one of the larger groups."
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"Oh, that's a great idea, Brian. Maybe you could join PETA."
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"No, PETA. The organization."
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"PETA is an acronym, Peter."
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"No, I'm not! I'm Catholic!"
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"Brian could be part of a PETA rally."
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"No, for PETA."
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"That's me! I'm Peter!"
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"I'm not talking about you, Peter! I'm talking about PETA!"
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"Somebody better have something to say to me pretty damn soon,"
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"or I'm gonna have something to say to them!"
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"I think Betty White is in PETA."
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"You want to buy light-up yo-yo?"
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"Well... kinda."
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"That's it. Peter, we have got to get rid of her."
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"We're asking you to go."
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"No, I stay. I clean."
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"You don't understand. You're fired."
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"No, I keep job."
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"Here. Here's $40 if you leave right now."
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"No. I stay."
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"Daddy, I want a turn on the swing set."
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"No."
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"But you've gone for two turns."
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"Get lost."
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"It looks like fun, and I want to do it."
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"No, I'm doing it. I'm gonna do a big jump-off."
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"Good evening, everyone. I want to thank you all"
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"for joining me at this very important event."
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"Animals are treated as second-class citizens"
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"everywhere throughout this nation."
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"We kill them for food, we humiliate them as pets,"
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"and we use them for medical and cosmetic research."
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"Everywhere they are crying out"
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"In cosmetic research labs..."
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"Well, the lipstick is not bulletproof."
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"We know that now! For humans!"
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"On veal farms..."
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"And in simple American households..."
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"Okay, Barney, I'm going to work now,"
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"but I'm gonna leave NPR on for you."
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"Good day to you,"
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"and welcome to All Things Considered,"
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"a show where we talk very softly and right into the mic."
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"Do you hear that?"
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"I'm whispering right in your ear."
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"I'm right in your ear."
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"Won't you please do your part to help? Thank you."
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"with a simple list of animal rights do's and don't's."
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"Well, no. Steak is made by killing cattle."
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"No medical research?"
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"I want a hamburger."
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"I have a sudden craving for quail."
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"Animals are miracles of nature, just like humans."
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"But our society hasn't figured that out."
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"Do you know that in some Asian countries"
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"they actually cook and eat dogs?"
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"What?! Oh no!"
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"Are they... are they good?"
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"Yeah, I wonder what they taste like."
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"I would try it... I mean, if everybody else was."
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"I'm adventurous."
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"You know what, you know what? This is driving me crazy."
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"I say we eat that one!"
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