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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Baby (S08E08)

"But I'm good at other stuff!"
Family Guy
"(doorbell rings)"
Family Guy
"Hello, candy."
Family Guy
"Hi, glenn."
Family Guy
"Come on in."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"So, how long you been in beauty school?"
Family Guy
"Two months."
Family Guy
"Well, tonight we're doing facials."
Family Guy
"Okay, okay. Stop. Just stop crying."
Family Guy
"Stop crying, anna lee."
Family Guy
"(buzzes)"
Family Guy
"Damn kid's kept me up every night for two weeks."
Family Guy
"Now, where were we?"
Family Guy
"(snoring)"
Family Guy
"It's probably for the best."
Family Guy
"I've never had sex before,"
Family Guy
"And I probably wouldn't have been much good at it."
Family Guy
"That's it. That kid is out of here."
Family Guy
""glenn, this is your child. Next time wear a condom, jer...""
Family Guy
"I..."
Family Guy
"Need a file cabinet."
Family Guy
"So, it's just not working out, me being a father."
Family Guy
"And that's why I'm wondering"
Family Guy
"If you and lois would be willing to adopt the baby."
Family Guy
"Uh... Oh, boy, quagmire."
Family Guy
"I-I don't know that we can do that."
Family Guy
"We-we-we can barely take care of the two we have."
Family Guy
"Now-now, this is just a suggestion."
Family Guy
"Just throwing it out there. Have you considered abortion?"
Family Guy
"Uh, peter, I think it's too late for that."
Family Guy
"Glenn, glenn."
Family Guy
"(whispering): Give her back to god."
Family Guy
"Is there any way you guys could take anna lee?"
Family Guy
"No, quagmire."
Family Guy
"We got enough kids of our own,"
Family Guy
"Plus ol' brian over there."
Family Guy
"Right, buddy?"
Family Guy
"I sharpened a pencil in my bum"
Family Guy
"All right, quagmire, just so you're clear on the law,"
Family Guy
"Once you give this child up to the adoption agency,"
Family Guy
"You can no longer abort it."
Family Guy
"Hello, sir."
Family Guy
"Do you wish to put this child up for adoption?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. It's not working out."
Family Guy
"I need to get her out of my hair."
Family Guy
"Well, we can help you there."
Family Guy
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
Family Guy
"It's a girl. Her name's anna lee."
Family Guy
"Oh, beautiful name."
Family Guy
"Well, go on, quagmire. Give her the baby."
Family Guy
"I-I just..."
Family Guy
"Oh..."
Family Guy
"Here."
Family Guy
"She, uh... She'll go to a good home, right?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yes."
Family Guy
"She'll be somewhere safe, right?"
Family Guy
"Like, you're not going to put her with sand people, right?"
Family Guy
"(laughs) no, no, no, no, no."
Family Guy
"Brian, I didn't know if you wanted a god's eye,"
Family Guy
"Uh..."
Family Guy
"Okay, thank you."
Family Guy
"Did you wash my car, like I asked?"
Family Guy
"No, but I hit it with a rock."
Family Guy
"Okay, thanks."
Family Guy
"Brian, I think my jaw is falling off."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. Turns out the clones aren't too stable, brian."
Family Guy
"Hey, stewie, everything sounds like rushing water."
Family Guy
"And I can't stand up so very good."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I figure they've got less than a minute"
Family Guy
"Before they dissolve completely."
Family Guy
"Who's there?"
Family Guy
"Whoa. I hope that doesn't happen to me."
Family Guy
"He took my dry cleaning"
Family Guy
"And I have no idea what he did with the ticket."
Family Guy
"Yeah, this was not a fruitful endeavor."
Family Guy
"I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up."
Family Guy
"Your first night without a baby."
Family Guy
"I'll tell ya, my life was so dominated by that baby."
Family Guy
"I'm glad she's gone."
Family Guy
"Eh, you know sometimes, you just got"
Family Guy
"Peter, I don't think..."
Family Guy
"Brian, your objections are duly noted."
Family Guy
"Now hit the gas!"
Family Guy
"(tires squealing)"
Family Guy
"You know that would never work again in a million years."
Family Guy
"Don't need it to, brian."
Family Guy
"And that other stripper's sitting on that guy's lap,"
Family Guy
"I guess."
Family Guy
"And that stripper only has one tooth, just like anna lee."
Family Guy
"Quagmire, you feeling okay?"
Family Guy
"I think I might have made a terrible mistake."
Family Guy
"I abandoned my daughter!"
Family Guy
"Why did I give away my only daughter?!"
Family Guy
"(sobbing): Oh..."
Family Guy
"We shouldn't let this ruin our night."
Family Guy
"Let's just enjoy the strippers."
Family Guy
"I guess."
Family Guy
"I just hate the way that one gets so into her work."
Family Guy
"You boys have been very naughty."
Family Guy
"I'm going to have to assign you extra homework."
Family Guy
"Darn it. Fractions are so hard."
Family Guy
"What did you get for number four?"
Family Guy
"She said, "don't share answers"!"
Family Guy
"That's the family that adopted anna lee."
Family Guy
"Well, it's just me and my old nemesis, first step."
Family Guy
"Hey, joe, what you doing?"
Family Guy
"I hate this block."
Family Guy
"Hang on, anna lee. I'm coming."
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"She looks so happy."
Family Guy
"Almost like she belongs there."
Family Guy
"They look like a real family."
Family Guy
"He's not going to go through with it!"
Family Guy
"It's a nice family and the kid will be better off here!"
Family Guy
"Colonial! Furniture's pretty good!"
Family Guy
"Possibly imported area rug!"
Family Guy
"A bit pricey, but for the money you're spending,"
Family Guy
"Yeah, for the money!"
Family Guy
"You ready to go, quagmire?"
Family Guy
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