Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (S11E11)

"Oh, shit, here we go. It's on! Race war!"
South Park
"Race war is on, everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!"
South Park
"That's easy for you to say, Stan."
South Park
"Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger or anything like that."
South Park
"Race war, come on. Race war!"
South Park
"then you really are ignorant."
South Park
"That's all. I'm not fighting anybody!"
South Park
"Whites win! Whites win!"
South Park
"for using the "N" word on Wheel of Fortune."
South Park
"And I want to assure you"
South Park
"The puzzle you were solving was: "People who annoy you?""
South Park
"Well, like anybody else thought it was naggers,"
South Park
"I mean, right?"
South Park
"Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to understand African-American culture."
South Park
"Visit black museums, see black performers and artists."
South Park
"Oh, I will."
South Park
"I'm really down with African-Americans."
South Park
"Do you really want to apologize? Are you sure?"
South Park
"Yes, absolutely."
South Park
"Very well. If you want to apologize. I will accept."
South Park
"Oh, thank you, Mr. Jackson. Thank you."
South Park
"Brian, get a picture of Mr. Marsh apologizing."
South Park
"Ready to go, sir."
South Park
"- Kiss it. - Huh?"
South Park
"Apologize. Kiss it."
South Park
"Ah, okay. I'll uh..."
South Park
"Let's hear, uh..."
South Park
"Apologize."
South Park
"Hey, Token, I just wanted to let you know"
South Park
"that everything is cool now."
South Park
"My dad apologized to Jesse Jackson."
South Park
"Oh, I see. So I'm supposed to feel all better now?"
South Park
"- Well, yeah. - You just don't get it, Stan."
South Park
"He told my dad he was."
South Park
"Today we are going to have a guest speaker"
South Park
"talk to us about sensitivity and the power of words."
South Park
"In a moment, you will meet Dr. David Nelson."
South Park
"Who has firsthand experience in overcoming slander,"
South Park
"because David is himself a little person."
South Park
"Who knows what a little person is?"
South Park
"- Yes, over here? - A midget?"
South Park
"Not exactly. That term is actually considered offensive."
South Park
"And that's why Dr. Nelson goes from school to school"
South Park
"getting us all to think about what we say."
South Park
"He has two PhD's and has published six books."
South Park
"Please welcome David Nelson!"
South Park
"Good morning, students. How are we all feeling today?"
South Park
"No, dude! No fucking way!"
South Park
"That words are like bullets and if you give--"
South Park
"Just stop, stop, stop!"
South Park
"- Eric, be quiet. - No, no, it's okay."
South Park
"He will run out of steam here pretty soon."
South Park
"Look, look, look! They put a little suit on him!"
South Park
"An African-American performer at the Comedy Club."
South Park
""You told me to kill the damn cockroach,"
South Park
"don't yell at me for making a mess!""
South Park
"We got a great crowd here tonight."
South Park
"Got nothing better to do on a Friday night"
South Park
"than to go to a comedy club, huh?"
South Park
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
South Park
"Yeah, I know you."
South Park
"You're the guy that said nigger on Wheel of Fortune!"
South Park
"Look, everybody, it's the nigger guy."
South Park
"Hey, it is him."
South Park
"Oh, we got a star in the club."
South Park
"Everyone wave to the nigger guy, say "Hi, nigger guy.""
South Park
"Hi, nigger guy!"
South Park
"That's all right, nigger guy. You know we just playing."
South Park
"Yeah. No problem."
South Park
"Have y'all seen these navigation systems"
South Park
"in these cars, these days?"
South Park
"Damn things look like they're right out of space nuts."
South Park
"Maybe nigger guy has one. You got one, nigger guy?"
South Park
"Hey, look, Patty. It's that nigger guy."
South Park
"- Nigger guy, nigger guy. - Nigger guy, nigger guy."
South Park
"I just need some aspirin."
South Park
"You aren't welcome in this store, nigger guy."
South Park
"Fine."
South Park
"Principal Victoria, I'm very concerned"
South Park
"We feel terrible."
South Park
"Why? I don't feel terrible. It doesn't bother me at all."
South Park
"and I let them pass right through me."
South Park
"I just know that with some one-on-one time"
South Park
"together with this Eric Cartman,"
South Park
"I have a chance to change the way he thinks."
South Park
"It might be best if you just let it go, m'kay?"
South Park
"You don't understand. You see, words are like bullets."
South Park
"And if you take away the gun powder--"
South Park
"Yeah, yeah, we get it, Mr. Nelson."
South Park
"Very well, Mr. Nelson."
South Park
"Stacy, go ahead and send in Eric Cartman."
South Park
"Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about how you respond to little people."
South Park
"Did I hurt his little feelings?"
South Park
"But your words are actually completely powerless."
South Park
"We should get like eight of these."
South Park
"We can dress them all up like little beavers, right?"
South Park
"And then put them in a pond and see if they build a dam!"
South Park
"You see, no matter what you say,"
South Park
"I'm still standing."
South Park
"- Shut your fucking mouth! - Mr. Nelson!"
South Park
"He didn't get to me. I was just joking."
South Park
"Look, look how it's face gets all red."
South Park
"He's like a little strawberry."
South Park
"Words with venom, words that bind."
South Park
"Words used like weapons to cloud my mind."
South Park
"I'm a person, I'm a man"
South Park
"but no matter how I try"
South Park
"Everywhere I go, it's always the same,"
South Park
"Everyone just thinks of me as that one single name."
South Park
""Hey, nigger guy, nigger guy. Hey, nigger guy, stop!""
South Park
"Now go."
South Park
"try to bring me down, oh, you're too late."
South Park
"When I can be thought of as more, than just nigger guy."
South Park
"I just wanted to say, I get it now."
South Park
"I understand how you feel about somebody saying the "N" word."
South Park
"So... black people are midgets?"
South Park
"Goddammit!"
South Park
"Excuse me. Over here, please."
South Park
"I need all students to join me over here."
South Park
"I've called you here because it is time that we taught"
South Park
Show more clips