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Clips from The Office (2005) - A.A.R.M (S09E09)

"Okay, I've got my--"
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"- See you guys at Poor Richard's, all right? - All right, Meredith. - Okay, bye."
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"Yay!"
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"I am gonna drop Phillip off at my mother's,"
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"and I'll meet you at Poor Richard's in an hour."
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"Are you sure you don't want me to drop him off?"
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"All right. Bye, buddy. Bye, bye, bye."
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"Pull over!"
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"Dwight?"
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"- Why? - Pull over!"
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"What do you--Dwight! [Tires squeal]"
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"[Brakes screech]"
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"- Shut up, woman! - Who drives like that?"
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"Listen to me! I love you!"
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"And I don't care that Phillip's not my son!"
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"I will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers"
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"This expresses how loudly I love you!"
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"This is a ring"
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"taken from the buttocks of my grandmother,"
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"put there by the Gangster Patriarch of the Coors Dynasty,"
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"melted in a foundry run by mennonites."
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"Okay. Yes. Yes, I will!"
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"- And I lied to you. - What?"
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"What? Why would you say that--"
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"I just needed you to want to marry me"
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"because you wanted to marry me."
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"Get out!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"We have that table and that table,"
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"Floor's up for grabs. Meredith has been hogging the can."
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"You have to change the channel to PBS."
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"- Yeah. - College baseball is on."
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"But there's a documentary coming up. Everyone in the bar will love it."
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"How many people want the game?"
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"- Yeah! - Yes!"
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"Who wants PBS?"
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"- Whoo! - Yes!"
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"Sorry. A tie means I do nothing."
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"Sir, please."
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"and my attempts to find love in all the wrong places."
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"- One more for the doc. - Hey!"
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"[Overlapping chatter]"
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"Yes!"
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"Hey, how was the singing show audition?"
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"No big deal."
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"I feel scared a little."
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"Yeah, I'm not ready for this."
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"We don't even know what this is."
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"One thing we do know. Nothing will ever be the same."
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"Here we go."
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"[Upbeat music]"
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"How are things going at the library?"
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"Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it, so--"
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"So, you've come to the master for guidance?"
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"Uh, actually, you called me in here."
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"This is Tuesday, right? The--"
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"- "The coffee in Paraguay is colder?" - No, I meant you were getting colder."
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"Angela's divorce from the senator"
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"You might know me from a TV documentary that's premiering tonight."
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"But he seems happy."
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"This is really huge."
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"- I belt on my time! - ♪ Casey Deeeeee-eeean"
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"- Man, those are some nice pipes! - Yeah."
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"- Guys. - Kevin, what? - Kevin, what is it?"
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"- I'm just gonna have to go to the store. - Okay, you go to the store."
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"Phillip, Phillip, Phillip."
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"[Door opens]"
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"I think I have found an enormous source"
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"That's the sanest thing I've ever heard."
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"Oops."
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"- Trademark pending. - This is not an excuse to blow off work"
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"but that's for fueling only."
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"I hate good-byes, so last week,"
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"No feelings at all."
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"[Scoffs] Not even close, Meredith."
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"Spouses can read each other's minds. You're trying to give your wife this job."
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"Both: Say that?"
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"Uh-oh, look who came to join us."
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"The Turkish ambassador to Armenia,"
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""Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out"
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"how your meeting with Yuri big nose went.""
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"Great. More screen time for the war vet."
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"Cool. Are you coming back to say hi?"
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"If you say so."
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"- I'll try this one. - Phyllis."
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"- Wow. - [Grunts]"
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"You know, Dwight, this whole search for the assistant thing,"
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"The new assistant"
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"Thank you."
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"And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no man."
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"- Hey. - You all right?"
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"A guy is in your life for 11 years,"
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"Did we ever get loaded and listen to Zeppelin in my van?"
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"We just have to divide Darryl's next 12 hours into 90-minute segments."
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"- and then we'll get this started. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute."
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"Oh, you know my name."
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"Hey, what's going on over here,"
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"Oink the pigs, that is very important."
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"he's the best in the biz."
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"- Careful, he bites. - Mama."
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"Okay."
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"- Oh, come on. - Hey!"
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"- No, you're not, sir. - Don't--don't--"
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"No!"
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"Get off. Don't you dare. Don't get--I could see it."
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"He can tell when he's being tricked out of the experience"
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"and I'm just a kindly old fellow with a song in my heart."
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"Tried to get your attention with tricks, but"
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"I went to the bathroom on my boss's car."
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"[Clears throat]"
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"Oh, I can so just sit here and cry!"
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"- No horseplay. - Stop it."
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"And if he is,"
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"A lot of them are the same people because we're third cousins,"
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"every time I've been faced with a tough decision,"
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"_"
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"♪ And I won't feel these slices and cuts ♪"
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"At the end of the day,"
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"That's very true."
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"- Get the hell out of here. - You got it."
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