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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Mac's Big Break (S06E06)

"Okay, dude, now we're both in agreement."
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"This is probably the biggest opportunity either of us have ever had in our lives, right?"
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"We are not men who get a lot of opportunities, Charlie."
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"- The few we've had, we've squandered. - We've squandered 'em all."
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"- We gotta do this right. You gotta look good. - Yeah."
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"And you can't miss that shot, right?"
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"- A little pee-wee hockey experience never hurts. - You're good."
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"Okay, so first things first."
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"- Hold the hockey stick. - Hold the hockey stick."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon."
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"All of your instincts and your training are wrong."
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"Hold it like a hockey stick or people are going to boo you."
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"- The Philly fans are brutal, dude. - All right, fine!"
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"All right? Right. Then you just sort of haunch down a little bit."
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"- Okay? Can you - - Done."
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"You look like a G. I. Joe action figure. Loosen up. And haunch."
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"- What if I do this? - That's way stiffer!"
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"- That's pretty good right there, Charlie. - You look so awkward."
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"Bro, when you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight-up fact!"
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"That's insane! Touch your toes!"
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"What am I, a gymnast?"
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"What you're gonna want to do is just gently - gently sort of guide the puck at the net..."
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"like, you know, like a tiny bowl of cream you don't want to spill..."
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"and you're guiding it."
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"I'm not gonna do that."
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"I'm gonna go out there and take a wicked slap shot. You know?"
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"Uh-huh. Pump the crowd up."
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"- Really get the crowd up and raise the roof. Huh? - Okay."
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"But you can't take a slap shot before you even know how to handle a stick and a puck."
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"So will you just glide one? Just to get the form."
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"And then we'll get bigger and bigger and eventually slap shots."
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"But it starts with gliding like cream. Go!"
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"- Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing. - Jabroni. Okay, go."
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"- Well, that didn't do anything. - That was pretty pathetic. You're right."
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"- And this asphalt- That's not regulation. - No, it's not regulation -"
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"- So it's not gonna slide. - All right, you know what? You wanna do this the right way?"
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"- Yeah. - Let's go to the ice."
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"Let's get some pucks. All right?"
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"We'll slide, we'll take a few slap shots. We'll do this the right way."
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"- Let's go to the ice. - Let's go to the ice."
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"All right, very exciting stuff."
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"We're pretty much ready to go with this podcast."
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"What the hell is a podcast? Why don't you just tape it? What are you doing?"
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"You don't have to tape it these days, Frank. You just record it right onto the computer."
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"It's incredibly annoying, and it's all anyone's gonna be able to hear."
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"So, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here."
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"Inaugural podcast. We're talking technology today. The big "T.""
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"Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days because it's everywhere."
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"- Oh, it is- You can't escape it. - You absolutely can't."
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"My opinion?"
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"Dead air!"
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"- Could you ease up on the crackers? - I'm gettin' bored with this!"
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"- I'm gonna bring my guest in. - Guest?"
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"- I asked Cricket to come. Cricket. He's outside. - Cricket? No!"
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"You can't bring guests in here! This is our podcast! I feel like you're trying to take over!"
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"No, you know what? Actually this could bring up a pretty good issue."
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"If you bring Cricket in here we could rail on him about the homeless issue."
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"- Cricket! - Cricks."
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"Hey, Frank, where's my chicken?"
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"This is taking forever. Come on."
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"- I promised him a rotisserie chicken. - Let's go. Chop-chop."
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"- Wound got infected. It was a whole ordeal. - Ugh!"
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"Okay, all right, well, uh, listen, let's get into the issues here."
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"We're gonna start rolling on this, Cricket."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not saying another word until I get the chicken."
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"- I lied about the chicken, Crick. - Are you kidding me?"
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"- It was bullshit. - Oh, my God. Unbelievable. Why do I even trust you?"
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"All right, wait a minute. Here. I do have something for you."
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"- Lemons. - Lemons?"
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"- Yeah. You suck on 'em. - Oh, come on. At least give me the crackers."
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"- No, suck on a lemon. Here. Go ahead. - Well, they are good for scurvy."
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"- I'll have a few lemons. But then I'm out of here. - All right, here we go."
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"We are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly."
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"That's a big issue these days, and we're here with our friend Cricket."
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"He is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life."
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"Oh, a day in the life."
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"Well, uh, the other morning..."
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"- Mmm. - He's fully aroused, mind you."
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"So I'm thinking, "Oh, great. What does this jerk want?""
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"Course I know what he wants. He's lookin' at me right in the eyes."
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"Oh, that is- that is tart!"
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"That is really tart."
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"You know? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog."
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"I mean, that's God's work."
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"- Cricket, tell Dee how much you think she's ugly. - That's not gonna make sense."
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"He doesn't think I'm ugly. He's madly in love with me."
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"Since I found out you are a whore."
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"- Will you stop talking about this! This has nothing to do... Ohh!"
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"Well, maybe you're a whore, you stupid, ugly, homeless bitch!"
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"- Zing! - A dog banged your neck the other day!"
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"- You're both whores! - This is great radio!"
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"At least someone's banging my vagina!"
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"Get into it! Get into it!"
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"This is not good radio!"
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"All right."
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"Okay, this is exciting, Mac! This is exciting!"
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"- Will you take this seriously? - I am taking it seriously."
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"- U.S.A! - Not like that. Make it classy."
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"Okay, but keep in mind I am gonna be wearing the duster."
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"Of course you're gonna wear the duster. That's gonna look awesome."
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"- Thanks. - Yeah. You should probably also be wearing a wig."
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"- A wig? - Totally. Long, flowing hair."
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"That's gonna look way more dramatic. You know what I mean?"
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"Okay, I like the wig idea in spirit."
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"The problem is, I'll have to wear the wig to the beach house so people will recognize me."
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"Next thing you know, I'm wearing a wig for the rest of my life just to keep up appearances."
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"Yeah, like Andre Agassi, huh?"
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"Yeah. Right. I don't wanna do that."
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"I don't know. Let's not rule it out."
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"- Okay, fine. Let's do this! Come on, dude! - Let's do this thing!"
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"- We'll take some shots. - What else are we here for, dude? Let's do some shots!"
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"- All right, you ready? - Let's see what you got."
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"You're not gonna stand backward. You're gonna stand forward. You're gonna -"
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"What the hell are you two doing out here?"
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"- Don't worry about it, bro. - We're prac -"
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"You can't be out here swinging hockey sticks."
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"You're not even supposed to be out here without skates. Now get out!"
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"You know what, Charlie?"
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"I think he's right, dude."
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