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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Commitment Determination (S08E08)

"do you understand the irony"
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"of your fixation on a man with super speed,"
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"while after five years all I can get out of you"
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"is a distracted make-out session on a couch?"
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"But I have been getting better with sarcasm,"
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"Whenever you're ready."
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 8x24 ♪ The Commitment Determination Original Air Date on May 7, 2015"
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"I don't want to rush you,"
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"I guess I'm just more of a Pottery Barn,"
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"All right. Never mind."
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"Raj, you don't have to do that."
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"Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers' market,"
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"the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, good. You're here. I need your assistance."
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"What happened? Oh."
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"Been there. Mmm."
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"So what do you need help with?"
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"Okay. Were you talking before she got upset?"
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"Yes. That's probably it."
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"Well, I just asked her if I should start watching"
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"Baffling, right? We were necking"
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"like a couple of hooligans under the school bleachers."
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"I stopped so I could ask the question."
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"Next thing I know, good-bye, kissy face. Hello, yelly face."
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"she expects the attention to be on her."
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"It was. I asked her"
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"if she thought I should watch The Flash."
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"I'm gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment"
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"Oh, no, not just a season."
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"even if the quality declines."
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"I get it. Smallville almost wrecked you."
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"Yeah. Exactly."
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"You know, I waited ten years"
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"to see a guy everyone knows can fly, fly."
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"He was talking about television during their date night."
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"Oh, not just date night-- our fifth anniversary."
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"if being bitten by a goat would give you the powers of a goat."
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"No, because she wants to have sex with me in a graveyard."
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"She and I were supposed to watch"
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"the new Avengers movie tonight, but it was sold out."
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"Well, if it's"
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"her father's grave and they didn't get along,"
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"then you know she holds a grudge."
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"The only issue is that everybody has their own thing."
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"And as long as it's two consenting adults,"
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"I guess I don't see the harm in it."
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"Well, what if it's one consenting adult"
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"and one adult who pretends to consent"
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"because he's afraid of being alone?"
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"Well, then I guess bring a blanket."
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"(chuckles) Right. You're gonna break up with a girl"
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"who has sex with you. Can you believe this guy?"
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"I think if Raj wants to break up with a girl, he can do it."
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"How are you saying that with a straight face?"
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"You guys are being jerks."
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"You're one to talk."
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"You've been complaining about Stuart"
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"living here for the past year."
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"I don't see you showing him the door."
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"That's not the same thing."
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"Emily's a person."
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"Stuart's more like an infestation,"
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"as afraid of hurting someone's feelings as I am."
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"That's not true. We were just laughing right in your face."
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"That carrot was delicious. Yeah."
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"Still haven't heard from her?"
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"No, and I'm confused."
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"It's been nearly 24 hours."
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"Amy should have figured out she's wrong by now."
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"Hey, I don't think she's wrong"
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"about you going too slow in the relationship."
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"Yeah, you've been going out"
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"for years. You haven't even slept together."
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"And I could make the case"
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"that you two aren't moving forward in your relationship."
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"(scoffs) Uh,"
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"hello."
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"But you've been engaged for over a year now,"
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"and you don't even have a wedding date."
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"We're gonna set a date."
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"So busy."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"You mean the one that makes ladies do the thing"
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"that ladies pretend they don't do"
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"which yogurt I mean."
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"I didn't touch it. Must have been Stuart."
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"(sighs) Maybe Raj is right."
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"Maybe it's time we tell him he needs to move out."
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"We should have done it months ago."
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"I know, but his store was reopening,"
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"and then there were the holidays, and then he was sick."
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"(groans) Yeah, right."
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"All right. Tonight's the night."
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"Agreed."
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"Ooh, I like when you take charge."
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"So..."
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"why haven't we picked a date?"
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"Well, of course I know why."
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"But just for fun... why?"
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"Not in a rush, busy with work..."
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"You still want to get married, right?"
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"Oh, my God. Yes. Why would you even ask that?"
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"I don't know. Because we don't have a date?"
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"It's not just the date."
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"Big wedding, small wedding, indoor, outdoor..."
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"Okay, indoor it is. Big or small?"
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"Okay, two friends each."
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"Fine. I want black-tie."
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"Fine. I want to release butterflies."
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"Seriously? Airborne worms?"
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"small indoor church wedding, black-tie, no butterflies."
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"Sounds perfect. Great."
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"Mmm. It's a beautiful night."
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"and the trees and..."
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"Elizabeth McNulty,"
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"Makes you feel alive, doesn't it?"
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"but here we are."
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"Of ghosts, no."
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