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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Confirmation Polarization (S12E12)

"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"It's not, but that's a really funny story"
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"Well, congratulations. I'm so happy for you."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Well, yeah, but it's not the most important thing."
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"Plus, I'd be working for Bernadette."
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"You two."
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"Ooh! Dibs on 39."
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"I'm gonna remember you said that."
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"It's just such a bummer."
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"I know. Just, ugh!"
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"Okay, I'll leave you all to it."
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"It is such a pleasure to meet you."
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"Well, this certainly is a thrill for us. Lunch with you two,"
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"- Black Mirror? - No."
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"But this is different."
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"from working on my team, because you never asked her."
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"and lying is one of the main side effects."
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"Honestly, I don't know if I'm up to it."
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"I'd be in charge of people that are far more educated"
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"with more experience; what if they don't listen to me?"
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"Have I taught you nothing?"
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"So he's out?"
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"And you may not get another chance."
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"I don't want to be the reason that you don't win a Nobel."
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"That's okay. I'm sorry."
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"Well, I'm smarter than Karen."
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"I know."
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"I say bring it."
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"I don't know quite what to do with it."
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"Are there monkey bars?"
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"Winner gets a yogurt."
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"That was really impressive."
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"Just a heads-up."
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"And I stand by it."
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"Yeah, who remembers the guy"
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"sell out his partner for the chance"
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"Is this really what you want me to do?"
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"I know what you're up to."
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"Why don't we just chat about this at work?"
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"There you are."
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"And this is: Dr. Sheldon Cooper"
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"All right, on today's episode,"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Okay, well, thank you."
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"she just can't lose me right now."
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"You come up with your own idea."
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"to head up my sales team. - That's too bad."
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"That's how good I am."
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"Mm, it's probably for the best."
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"Wait, he always wanted to be an astronaut."
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"but she's no match for you."
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"See? Right there in the middle."
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"Sheldon, super-asymmetry is your paper."
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"You do?"
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"who was trying to find India and discovered America instead?"
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"They reminded me that only three people can share a Nobel Prize."
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"And by "we,""
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"I spoke to my supervisor"
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"He was a disaster when I met him."
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"And we didn't even know we did it!"
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"I am so proud of you."
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"Whee!"
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"Sounds fun."
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"We didn't. This whole thing is actually a gigantic accident."
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"where she's growling at a pinecone?"
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"No, it's not that."
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"But we can't fight over credit; we have to work together."
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"And now, instead of losing our jobs,"
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"and you're literally ticking like a bomb about to go off."
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"That's how good I am."
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"Eating my yogurt and then lying about it?"
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"That's just called watching."
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"It just raises questions."
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"the Estonian governorate inside the Russian Empire"
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"Is it that anti-itch cream you were testing on grad students?"
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"Oh. No, I don't want to."
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"Confirming my theory,Angeles, eager to meet me."
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"I respect that."
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"Do you want me to call her? I could rip her a new one."
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"with my original teeth."
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"And now look at"
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"Have a seat."
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"Okay."
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"And that was the year we didn't have one."
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"Plus, you know, I didn't go to college."
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"Yeah, that's not gonna happen."
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"No, I'm not out."
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"Boy, I hope not."
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"What's wrong?"
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"I bet I can make that girl president."
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"And that's why I don't want to pressure you"
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"Amy and I did this together,"
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"or don't bother writing one."
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"And I'd like to apologize on behalf of Dr. Cooper"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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