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Clips from The Sopranos (1999) - Drama (S01E01)

"Kinko's? Buddy, this is costing me 300 bucks an hour!"
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"Here, try this."
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"Dude, I don't do drugs anymore, okay?"
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"...maybe you should suck on another downed power line."
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"That was our most introspective song. It's not supposed to rock."
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"- It'll be our first single. - No, second."
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"- "Sharon's Chair" will bust out. - I like "Melt.""
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"- What? - You heard me. Spike up!"
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"Go take the fucking drugs! I'm not fucking around anymore!"
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"Look, the problem, Christopher..."
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"...is the bass and the drum tracks were miked wrong from the beginning!"
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"Hey, King of Rock, you're out of your depth."
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"Thank you, but I've recorded in Denmark."
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"You want to know what the problem is?"
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"Your choruses are just another verse. What happened to "She loves You"?"
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"Yeah, the song started with the chorus."
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"The Beatles. That's been 40 years now and it makes me fucking sick!"
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"What is he, nuts?"
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"- Fuck this, man. - Where you going?"
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"I'm going to AA, you fucking jerk-off!"
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"- Get back to work. - Christopher!"
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"- Okay. - Come on, come on!"
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"Big man, huh?"
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"- Fuck! - You all right?"
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"What? What... Get back in the booth!"
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"We'll use a ukulele."
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"5,000 shares."
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"Yes, American Biotics."
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"Yeah, can you place the order today?"
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"Okay, great. I'll have the money to you by tomorrow."
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"Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye."
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"- What, are you spying on people now? - I live here."
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"You playing Wall Street now?"
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"Women are better savers than men. And we are nurturers."
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"What do you know about the stock market?"
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"I keep my ears open. CNBC is a very interesting channel."
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"But who knows? What if something unforeseen should happen?"
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"When you get married, you will."
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"A woman has to keep her individuality. This here is a life lesson."
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"...jour de beauté. On me."
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"- It's a lily. - Now, that's a shot."
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"- "Ball runs like a frightened faun." - W.C. Fields."
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"- That thing's still running! - This is a nice place."
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"You know, Al's place."
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"- AI Capone built it. - No shit?"
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"Tony, let me ask you a question. If I'm stepping on toes, tell me."
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"I mean, in your opinion."
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"I don't know."
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"How would I know? It was the '50s, right?"
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"- No, it wasn't. It was 1972. - No, the story took place in the '50s."
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"Did you really have to cut your finger and take an oath?"
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"Like gridlock on Times Square today, isn't it?"
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"What do you think of when you hear Mulberry Street?"
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"How fucking old you think I am?"
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"Fuck!"
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"What was he really like?"
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"I don't know nothing about that."
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"Just know that when the company folded..."
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"...and they were auctioning off the last truck..."
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"...the one with the peaked roofs, you're right, Cuse."
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"Gave me a ride home."
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"You know, he rang that bell the whole way home?"
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"Meow."
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"Meow."
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"Oh, I love this part."
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"This is good."
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"Well, I think it's not good."
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"Want to be more specific?"
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"Music is music. Talent is talent. I don't care who you are."
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"I've seen them all. I saw heavy metal invented by Hendrix at the Cafe Wah."
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"Kid just came out of the Army. I said to him..."
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"..."I don't know if it's talent, charisma, magic, but you got it.""
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"You're just pissed about the sit-down."
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"However, there's one constant in music."
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"A hit is a hit and this is not a hit!"
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"Fucking Massive is a genius, so what the fuck was he talking about?"
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"When I was a kid, there was this guy."
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"We called him Jimmy Smash."
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"But we thought he was because he had one of these whatchamacallits:"
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""Hey, Jimmy, how the fuck are you?""
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"Yeah."
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"Every time he opened his mouth, we'd piss ourselves laughing."
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"We called him when bored."
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"...I found out the poor prick went home every night..."
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"...and cried himself to sleep."
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"Then when I found out, you know..."
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"To be used, you know..."
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"...for somebody else's amusement like a fucking dancing bear."
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"Till I played golf with those guys."
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"You thought Cusamano was your friend."
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"You live, you learn."
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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"Jimmy Smash? He's doing 20 for robbery."
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"He goes to the bank in a mask and goes, "Give me all your money!""
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"- Good morning, Herman. I'm listening. - Good."
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"You do know what this means?"
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"Hey, Soprano."
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"This is what I think about this gangsta rap shit:"
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"You probably got a degree in sociology from a city college."
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"Later on I got a degree, but urban planning."
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"Now, when it comes to "Which is mightier..."
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"...the pen or the motherfucking sword?"..."
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"Don't press it."
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"I'm gonna do my part to keep Mr. Rabkin's people working."
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"What's that mean?"
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"Expect to hear from Goldstein, Baum and Woronov."
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"They represent us in the lawsuit."
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"You gonna sue?"
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"- Yeah, well... - Listen, tatteleh."
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"Be advised that on your last single, you sampled the backing vocal..."
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"...from the Chablis' 1968 song, "Riff Wit It.""
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"I would, of course, have to countersue."
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"I'll see you in court."
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"It's a new fucking day."
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"Fucking depressing."
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"Now, this is a Donatella Versace."
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"Nice."
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"- I don't think you really like it. - I like it. I like it."
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"MTV Awards?"
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"Nothing."
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