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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (S10E10)

"you walk into the sizzler by yourself."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's all I remember."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, Stan, you, uh, seem to be a little agitated,"
American Dad! (2005)
"but I don't want this to get out of control"
American Dad! (2005)
"You're in the C.I.A.?! That's my life! Wait!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Then you should have a gun right here."
American Dad! (2005)
"Some people say Porsche."
American Dad! (2005)
"I say Porsh-uh. It's longer."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Seven swans a-swimming"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ six geese a-laying"
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"♪ Five golden rings"
American Dad! (2005)
"I can't do this! But you sound beautiful!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, the C.I.A.'s here. This should be interesting."
American Dad! (2005)
"but it's supposed to be your own family!"
American Dad! (2005)
"and, undoubtedly, will be alone in the next."
American Dad! (2005)
"But I'm not alone... because I have you, Francine."
American Dad! (2005)
"Please remember."
American Dad! (2005)
"so on three, let's say it together."
American Dad! (2005)
"One, two, three."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Damn it. - All right, Smith."
American Dad! (2005)
"We're coming in firing,"
American Dad! (2005)
"but this Christmas massacre is on your head!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait. A snowman sweater?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't know why, but that does sound familiar."
American Dad! (2005)
"It... it does?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Our only hope is if I can convince them."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes. Go, go."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll be right back. Kids, come help me explain."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes, yes. Good idea."
American Dad! (2005)
"It was terrible."
American Dad! (2005)
"He's completely lost it."
American Dad! (2005)
"That poor, poor man."
American Dad! (2005)
"What are you waiting for? Take him down!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't want to armchair Q.B. this whole thing,"
American Dad! (2005)
"Smith, stop or we'll shoot!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes. You learned the importance of family."
American Dad! (2005)
"So, I-I get my family back?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And... my family's in there?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, pops! Hi, daddy!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Just in time for dinner."
American Dad! (2005)
"This isn't my family. Oh, but it is."
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"It's your real family."
American Dad! (2005)
"Merry Christmas, daddy."
American Dad! (2005)
"Merry Christmas."
American Dad! (2005)
"What do you say, pop? Let's open presents!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, daddy! Can we, please?!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes, son and sister of son."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's not weird that I'm your father."
American Dad! (2005)
"With that in mind, I'm gonna go in the kitchen."
American Dad! (2005)
"Angel? Angel!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Klaus?"
American Dad! (2005)
"What's going on? Everything's so different."
American Dad! (2005)
"My God. The fish doesn't talk."
American Dad! (2005)
"What kind of twilight zone am I living in?"
American Dad! (2005)
"This is crazy!"
American Dad! (2005)
"And bear in mind, this is my Christmas, too."
American Dad! (2005)
"Where's my real family?!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait. Francine, Steve, and Hayley..."
American Dad! (2005)
"aren't my real family?"
American Dad! (2005)
"but... well, ah, you fell through the cracks"
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"when the angel handling your case died."
American Dad! (2005)
"They go to super heaven."
American Dad! (2005)
"Not everybody does."
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"But I love my terrible family."
American Dad! (2005)
"Then why did you wish to be single?"
American Dad! (2005)
"But... but I want to go back."
American Dad! (2005)
"I wish to go back."
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"Now go join your family, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's the only one that's real."
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"Honey, the kids are opening your gifts."
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh... what's this?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Caveman shoes?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I bought this family the wrong gifts, too?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm a crummy father in every reality."
American Dad! (2005)
"We can still make peanut brittle!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Roger, thank God you're here."
American Dad! (2005)
"Everything's so different, but not you, Roger."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why are you calling me Roger?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You didn't come with me this time."
American Dad! (2005)
"giving eye exams, like I do six days a week."
American Dad! (2005)
"You weren't grabbing my ass when I went off the bridge."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why would I grab it?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I-I wouldn't even brush up against that... perfect a-apple."
American Dad! (2005)
"How do you know all this stuff?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Because I'm from an alternate reality where we're friends."
American Dad! (2005)
"Am I boring mall optometrist there, too?"
American Dad! (2005)
"No. You're thousands of things. You're whatever you want to be."
American Dad! (2005)
"do I ever... dress as a woman?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh, yeah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"That is, when you're not walking around naked."
American Dad! (2005)
"Just this morning we were zooming around"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stop digging! You struck oil!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Why aren't we going already?"
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"Because I used my only Christmas wish."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, do I get one?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Put this back on the tree and make your wish."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait, wait."
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"All right. Make your wish."
American Dad! (2005)
"What's the point? It already came true."
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"Just do it. ♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ooh. Ooh. Ooh."
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"It didn't work."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"- You fool! - What?"
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"Oh, we're out of wishes."
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"Mary, you're my only hope!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Don't you sometimes wish that we were never married?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Honey, what's come over you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"and..ugly... and you have bad hair."
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"But those things aren't true."
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"I know! You're perfect!"
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"You got to think of something."
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"These people suck balls."
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"I ruined the house."
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"No!"
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"I'm just glad you're okay."
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"You monster!"
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"Is this for me?"
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"Silly, that's for Ruth."
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