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Clips from Community (2009) - Critical Film Studies (S02E02)

"because if I'm a person that watches Cougar Town,"
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"how can I be in Cougar Town?"
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"The more I start thinking about it, the less any of it makes sense."
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"So before I take my first step, I realize"
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"that I have to stop being someone who's seen the show"
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"and become a character on the show."
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"Become a man from Cougar Town."
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"You know, someone born there, someone whose name is Chad."
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"I take my first step, as a child, learning to walk as Chad."
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"With each step, it becomes easier."
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"I start remembering things from Chad's life,"
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"like his first kiss under the big tree at Cougar Town field,"
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"finding my first chest hair in the shower, my first apartment,"
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"birthdays, weddings, car crashes, taxes,"
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"playing charades at Thanksgiving."
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"Chad had lived, Jeff."
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"You know, Chad had lived more than Abed."
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"And then they called "cut" and the scene was over."
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"But I wasn't ready to stop being Chad,"
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"so I said to the director, "One more take?""
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"But they were already moving on."
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"Courteney had nailed it."
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"My lips started trembling"
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"and my hands and my feet went numb,"
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"my knees buckled,"
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"I pooped my pants."
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"Because the truth is, Jeff, I had been Chad, and Chad was dead."
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"But as Abed, I was still alive, so someone helped me up."
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"Wardrobe lady came. She gave me new pants."
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"I thanked everyone, I apologized,"
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"and then I got on a bus and went straight to the airport."
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"Um... Your food's getting cold. Oh."
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"How silly of me."
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"Hmm."
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"Wondering if Abed's new best friend also got him the best gift?"
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"I'd tell you what it is, but it's an even cooler secret."
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"Britta, you promised that this private party would be done by 8."
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"Has that been researched?"
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"It has. Frightened by the evening news,"
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"Sorry, Brian. They're a little late."
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"I'll give you all of my tips from my next shift."
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"Oh, your tips."
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"All your tips? Wait, wait, all of them?"
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"Like, all the tips the customers leave for you?"
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"Wow. Is there any way we can spread that over two years"
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"so I don't get slammed on my taxes?"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"I know."
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"You know the real point of that story. I don't, but that's okay. Chew."
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"The point is, I'd been a fool. No. Everybody poops their pants."
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"I was a fool long before that. I look back and think, "Who was that?"
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"Why did he care about things?" Yeah. Who needs Cougar Town?"
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"Who needs any pop culture? TV, movies, to hell with all of it."
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"You know what I was, Jeff? I was that wallet."
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"On the surface, a reference to cinematic drivel, but on the inside, empty."
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"But you love Tarantino. No, no, not anymore."
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"That's why I wanted to have dinner. First birthday of my new life."
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"I'm not leaving here until you've given me my first real conversation."
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"Yay."
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"Mm."
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"Okay, you wanna have a real conversation?"
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"Here's as real as I get under the circumstances."
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"It's nice you've learned to dial back your love of TV."
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"But I'd like you to have a milkshake with me."
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"But before you do, remember how much you enjoy Pulp Fiction."
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"Now, that's as far as I can go. I'm really tilting the bean can here."
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"Pulp Fiction, milkshakes, bean cans? Listen to how we talk."
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"We're like robots exchanging catchphrases and references."
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"Pointing that out counts as a real conversation?"
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"Fake people are talking about how fake the world is right now."
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"So start our real conversation. I don't believe there's such a thing."
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"Conversation was invented by humans to conceal reality."
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"We use it to sweet-talk our way around natural selection."
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"You know who has real conversations? Ants."
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"They talk by vomiting chemicals into each others' mouths."
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"They get right down to brass tacks."
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"Bleh. "Which way's the picnic?""
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"Bleh. "That way.""
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"Humans are more evolved. We lie."
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"Not all the time. That's a lie."
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"We don't lie when alone. Biggest lie ever."
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"Nine out of 10 lies occur six inches from the bathroom mirror."
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"We do most of our lying alone. How's it possible to lie alone?"
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"That's just being honest with a stranger."
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"What if you're dishonest about why? What if you're a good-Iooking guy"
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"and tells them he weighs 400 pounds"
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"just so he can hear a woman say she's attracted to him anyway?"
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"I don't believe that happens. Wrong. That's me. Did that last week."
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"What? Why pay a woman to think you're fat?"
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"Because I'm scared that if I were overweight that no one would like me."
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"God, that feels good to admit."
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"Abed, the point being..."
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"The point being, you don't have to worry about being normal"
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"or real or whatever this is tonight."
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"The world is a sick place full of sick, sick people."
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"Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else?"
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"Yes."
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"It's gotta be so cool, whatever he got him."
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"You know what I'm saying. Winger's a man of means."
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"He's with your boy right now, having a fancy dinner."
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"Baby chickens, Diamond forks, brand-name sodas."
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"Then he's gonna bring him back here,"
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"give him whatever's in there, and that's that."
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"Troy who?"
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"Open. Open."
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"Is that what I think it is?"
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"It is."
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"Certificate of authenticity."
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"He must've got it on eBay or something."
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"Jeff got Abed the actual briefcase from the movie Pulp Fiction."
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"- Eeh. - What are you guys doing?"
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"Chang made me. He seduced me with his Chinese powers."
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"Why do you leave him alone with me?"
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"I put my job on the line for this stupid party"
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"and the least you can do is not ruin it."
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"No! No! Huh? Aw."
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"Dude, I know I'm preaching to the choir, but..."
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"you are a bad friend."
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"I'll kill you! What?"
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"And I said, "No, that's a girl's costume.""
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