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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Emmy-Winning Episode (S16E16)

"Ay, dios mio."
Family Guy(1999)
"Lois, I'll still be a parent to our children."
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"But now I'll be a trans-parent."
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"Clever pun, right?"
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"and the fat man should win some kind of award for it."
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"He hasn't chopped it off yet."
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"That doesn't matter."
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"with the rest of my loved ones, beginning with my son, Chris."
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"Assuming father is still the appropriate designation."
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"And if being a woman makes you happy,"
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"then in the words of Mr. Spock, "It's only logical.""
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"Wow, I couldn't follow any of that,"
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"but look how smart your audience is."
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"Yup. I'm a big fan of yours, Peter."
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"I'll tell you why I'm doing all of this."
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"For me."
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"Man or woman, I'm a big fat joke."
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"No one takes me seriously."
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"Dr. Wang Gon."
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"You guys aren't just the best friends I've ever had."
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"Aw. Aw. Aw."
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"Great job, everyone."
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"Doc, I'm not actually going through with the operation."
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"So, the Emmy committee"
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"The Emmys aren't fair."
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"I mean, shows like Nurse Jackie are basically dramas,"
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"We'll sneak into the drama category."
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"Chicken! No, no, Chris, you see,"
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"Mr. Robot is a critically acclaimed show."
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"It's basically four minutes of nonsense"
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"Please, don't."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"Chris, I love you"
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"Peter, those crows keep getting in."
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"This whole house is falling apart."
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"We have to pay for Chris's doctor bills"
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"and meds for our daughter in the CIA."
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"Damn, she's good at her job."
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"so the words "past due" are visible?"
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"that I don't know about."
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"- You have cancer. - How long do I have to live?"
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"One week."
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"Hey, can you teach me to sell drugs?"
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"Hold up. Are you wearing a The Wire?"
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"When it comes to selling drugs,"
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"than the old lady's eyeballs on Downton Abbey."
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"And I'm looking way over here."
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"That way we can see all the awards flying at us."
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"Here comes one now."
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"Best Cutaway."
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"Or-Or forward?"
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"I'm-I'm lost."
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"You're lucky you're so good at your job."
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"That was badass how it went from the guy burning up"
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"Where'd you get the money for a briefcase like that, Peter?"
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"I want in."
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"I need the money to pay off my mysterious boss, Mr. Robot."
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"My whole plan,"
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"my daddy always said, "Turn the other cheek.""
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"And then, I sold all the drugs..."
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"and Joe took all the mon... the money!"
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"I see."
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"Are... are you leavin' me?"
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"For five long years, orange was my new black."
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"Peter, I don't care if it's drug money."
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"We don't even watch that much Hulu."
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"Now take off all your clothes so we don't get blood on 'em..."
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"when we kill that cop in the desert."
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"Like all television viewers,"
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"our first priority before deciding"
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"I felt very well-represented."
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"Aw, I'm glad, honey."
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"Would you mind reading it out loud"
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""To P. Griffin, from the Emmy Board of Governors."
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"No, there's another from Fleetwood Mac."
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""Don't stop, stop."
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"Thinking about tomorrow, stop.""
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"And here's one from The Supremes."
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"Are you finished?"
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"This is hopeless."
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"Starting with Best Stunt Performance."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Best Documentary."
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"You're in. I'm in?"
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"No, urine is running down your leg."
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"Okay, so the deal is, I get girls like you jobs."
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"Have you done anything like this before?"
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"And there you have it, Family Guy reaches a new low"
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"as it grovels and begs for a meaningless award."
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"as the Republican Party has of accomplishing something."
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"Peter, over here."
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"Uh, yeah, I was just doing that."
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"Uh, look, Peter, I'm here for two reasons:"
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"and second, to tell you that"
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"Family Guy will never, ever win an Emmy."
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"Okay, first of all, that was Asa Akira."
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"I think you knew that."
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"Peter, there you are."
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"It's like there's some kind of secret society"
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"that takes all the awards and is keepin' us from getting one."
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"The Michelin Man?"
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"You're part of this?"
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"No, I'm two-time Emmy-winner Alec Baldwin."
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"It's none of your business."
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"Well, why not, Julie Bowen?"
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"Huge fan, by the way. Just huge."
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"What are you hiding?"
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"What's the big, secret reason"
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"All right, we'll tell you."
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"Peter, I'm famous writer Aaron Sorkin."
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"Walk and talk with me."
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"I don't write for Juggs magazine."
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"Let me explain "writing" to you."
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"cross out the name "Ferris," and replace it with "Peter.""
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"You have people of color voiced by white actors."
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"No! Yes!"
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"And worst of all,"
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"and you tie it all up by having everyone sit around saying,"
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"And this e-mail from a young fan."
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""Dear sir, your show helped me"
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