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Clips from Blast from the Past (1999)

"I wish I could, but I can't."
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"- So here, take it back. - Uh-uh."
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"I would've left it at the front desk, but it's valuable."
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"- I can't take that, it's yours. - Take it, damn it."
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"- Why are you doing that? - Because I haven't brushed yet."
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"Oh, okay. Well, so long. Enjoy your visit."
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"- Just one little second, please? - Okay."
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"Damn. I should've taken the money and run."
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"That's what Troy told me to do, but did I listen? No."
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"Will you put your hand down?"
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"- Or a boyfriend? - No."
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"- Thank you! - Stop that, don't do that."
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"Listen, I know you like me, okay? I can tell."
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"I think it's the eyes."
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"The eyes?"
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"Great, an eye man. Anyhow, it never works out, okay?"
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"You look like crap. What have you been doing?"
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"Watching television in color."
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"- Mm-hm. Cross my heart, hope to die. - Yeah. See you."
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"- Why doesn't it ever work out? - What?"
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"Why doesn't it ever work out, you and men?"
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"Why? Who the hell knows?"
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"If you promise to leave me alone, I'll tell you why."
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"Okay."
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"It never works out because I am into legs and hair and butts myself, that's why."
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"I wind up with guys who are good-looking..."
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"Excuse me, I have to go find another low-paying job..."
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"where some guy named Jerry keeps telling me how lousy his marriage is."
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"Helping me sell all my baseball cards..."
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"and buying enough food and supplies to fill several trucks."
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"Food and supplies? Who for, like, starving people?"
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"- Well, how long would you need me for? - Two weeks."
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"Well, I gotta make at least a thousand dollars a week."
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"Toilet paper."
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"- Will you stop staring at me? - Sorry."
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"We'll need to rent a refrigerated truck for the beef and poultry."
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"Think we're also gonna have to get another locker."
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"Ah, whoo. Ha-ha-ha."
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"You know, Eve..."
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"Thanks."
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"Ha-ha-ha. And I guess, uh...."
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"Are you getting in?"
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"There's something else I'd like help with."
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"- Heh. I'm sure it will. - Then forget it."
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"What is it?"
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"- What for? - Because I want to get married."
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"Why?"
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"Well, you can be single and not alone. Marriage bites."
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"- Bites what? - The big one."
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"- It does? - Sure."
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"- Oh, I didn't know that. - Everybody knows that."
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"Everybody knows that."
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"Well, one who's not a mutant."
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"Heh. No dogs, huh? Okay, cool."
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"Um, when do you need her by?"
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"Two weeks?"
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"I can probably get you laid in two weeks..."
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"but to locate a non-mutant wife from Pasadena could take some time."
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"What do you mean, you can get me laid?"
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"and make us ever mindful of the needs of others."
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"and bless my new friend Eve."
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"- Get out. - The engine is still running."
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"Now. Get out."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Stop the "ma'am" crap."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You almost got us killed."
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"- I told you, I've never driven before. - Well, never drive again."
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"- Say, is this your house? - Yes."
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"- I like it. - What are you bitching about now?"
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"- What are you doing here? - I forgot some of my stuff."
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"Oh, you came back for your underwear."
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"Excuse me, these are Ralph Laurens."
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"How did you get in?"
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"- This is Adam. Adam, this is Cliff. - How do you do?"
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"How about yourself? You, uh, doing any good lately?"
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"Sheena Gilroy's apartment."
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"You remember her. She's the, uh, model who went to Harvard."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, I'd better be going. Bye, Adam."
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"- It was very nice to meet you. - That's a nice parking job too."
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"- May I ask you a question? - He's a former boyfriend."
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"That's what you wanted to know, isn't it?"
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"No, I was gonna ask you..."
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"What?"
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"Rhinoceros"
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"I knew you'd like him."
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"I know. It's like he's from X-Files or something."
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"Maybe a self-sustaining island off South America."
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"Maybe he's the leader of some cult into practices involving poultry and tobacco."
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"- You have very nice ceilings. - Do I?"
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"Well, you like ceilings?"
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"I love sushi."
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"- I love Lucy. - Who doesn't? She's hilarious."
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"- Here you go, one champagne cocktail. - Oh, thank you."
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"I thought only hookers drank those things."
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"Well, I know Mom sure likes them."
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"Mm-hm."
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"- People don't even know it's there. - And it's called?"
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"Okay."
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"I'm not promising anything."
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"I see snow."
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"Lots of snow."
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"Are we getting hot?"
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"Yes."
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"and the only way in and out of your place is by plane."
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"and to find a wife."
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"Wow."
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"- That was right? - Got goose bumps all over me."
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"I'm clairvoyant, butthead."
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"Well, why wouldn't you just go to Nome to get supplies and a wife?"
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"- Isn't that a lot closer? - Yeah, right."
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"That's where you'd go to find girls. Nome."
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"Well, good for you."
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"Well, we try."
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"Can I ask you some questions?"
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"- When did Alaska become a state? - 1959."
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"1867, Seward's Folly."
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"Mm-mm. Sorry, that's the largest city."
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"Where's he going?"
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"He's going to check your answers on his computer."
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