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Clips from Donnie Darko (2001)

"It's almost 7.45. The bus should've been here like 20 minutes ago."
Donnie Darko (2001)
"Maybe Martha finally went nuts and hijacked the bus."
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"Cherita, you should... go home."
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"Yeah, if you're still here and the bus comes, we'll all get into trouble."
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"Hey, Porky Pig... I hope you get molested."
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"Hey! Hey! I can't believe this!"
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"My mom said the school's closed today because it's flooded."
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"Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard!"
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"My God, is this ever going to stop?"
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"Eventually, yes it will. But right now, l got 12 classrooms full of water."
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"All coming from a busted water main."
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"- What else? - What else?"
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"That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it?"
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"I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything"
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"and the Mongrel got his head cut off."
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"- Hah! - True!"
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"Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded"
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"and they found faeces everywhere."
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"- What are faeces? - Baby mice."
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"Hey."
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"I like your boobs."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Do you want to walk me home?"
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"Fuck 'em!"
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"- So, why'd you move here? - My parents got a divorce."
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"He stabbed my mom four times in the chest."
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"Oh. Did he go to jail?"
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"No, he fled. They still can't find him."
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"I was in jail once. I mean... I burned down this house."
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"It was abandoned, but still I got held back in school"
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"and I can't drive till I'm 21."
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"But I'm over all of that."
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"I'm... painting and stuff."
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"I'll write a book and draw the pictures."
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"Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things."
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"Donnie Darko - what the hell kind of name is that?"
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"It's like some sort of superhero or something."
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"Greatest invention ever to benefit mankind."
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"Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine."
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"You mean soap?"
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"Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today."
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"Why is that?"
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"You're weird."
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"Sorry."
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"Well, look, uh..."
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"- That's what we call it here "going together". - Sure."
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"Ok. Where are you going?"
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"Stupid... "Where are you going?""
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"I'd like to try something new this time."
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"No."
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"And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. Do you understand?"
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"- Yes. - So, tell me about your week."
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"I met a girl."
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"- How are things going at school? - I think about girls a lot."
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"I think about fucking a lot during school."
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"What else do you think about during school?"
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"- You think about your family? - I just turn down the volume"
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"and think about fucking Christina Applegate."
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"I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross."
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"I'd like to hear about your friend Frank."
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"Hey, you fuck!"
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"Fuck you! You know what I think?"
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"Beer and pussy - that's all I need."
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"- So, we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. - Smurfette?"
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"that'll get down with the guys like Smurfette does."
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"Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."
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"Ok, well you know what then she fucks them while vanity watches. Ok?"
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"What about Papa Smurf? I mean he must get some in some of the action?"
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"Later on, he beats off to the tape."
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"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did."
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"She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village,"
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"And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen!"
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"Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have"
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"reproductive organs under those little white pants."
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"That's what's so illogical you know, about being a Smurf."
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"What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
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"Damnit, Donnie, why do you gotta get so smart on us?"
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"Grandma Death."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait..."
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"- Mail, mail, mail. - Here it is."
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"This could be it. Oh...?"
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"Oh, no dice, Grandma. Sorry."
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"Someone ought to write that bitch."
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"Authorities continued their search"
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"for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism."
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"The private school has asked for donations"
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"What are you trying to accomplish here?"
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"There was urine and faeces flooded in my office."
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"Whatever fits."
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"we have begun an active investigation"
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"into the cause of the flooding."
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"And our suspects include several of our own students..."
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"I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children."
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"Kitty, I would appreciate if you would wait..."
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"Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher,"
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"but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child."
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"who transcends the parent-teacher bridge."
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"Don't worry, you got away with it."
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"I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors"."
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"This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment."
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"In this story, several children destroy"
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"an elderly man's house from inside out."
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"How can you do that?"
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"And how do they do this?"
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"They flood the house by breaking through a water main."
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"I can do anything I want."
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"And so can you."
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"And I think that this garbage should be removed!"
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"Why did you make me flood the school?"
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"They are in great danger."
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"Kitty, do you even know who Graham Greene is?"
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"Well, um... while we are on other topics..."
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"Do you believe in time travel?"
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"I was just taking my pills, Sam."
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"And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain."
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"I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them."
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"Except for me."
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"Because I am Donnie Darko."
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