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Clips from Donnie Darko

Movies 2001 113 min ★ 8.0/10 (924,752 ratings) 1,037 clips
Sci-Fi Drama Mystery

Credits

I'm voting for Dukakis.
"I'm voting for Dukakis."
Donnie Darko
Well...
"Well..."
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you can't afford them because half of your husband's pay cheque goes to the government,
"you can't afford them because half of your husband's pay cheque goes to the government,"
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- you'll regret that. - My husband's pay cheque?
"- you'll regret that. - My husband's pay cheque?"
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Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn?
"Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn?"
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- That's really funny. - No, I think a year of partying's enough.
"- That's really funny. - No, I think a year of partying's enough."
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- She'll be going to Harvard next fall. - Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet.
"- She'll be going to Harvard next fall. - Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet."
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You honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country till you are ready to squeeze one out?
"You honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country till you are ready to squeeze one out?"
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Yeah, I do.
"Yeah, I do."
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- When can I squeeze one out? - Not until eighth grade.
"- When can I squeeze one out? - Not until eighth grade."
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Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there.
"Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there."
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Maybe you should be the one in therapy,
"Maybe you should be the one in therapy,"
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so we don't have to.
"so we don't have to."
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- Please. - Did you just call me a fuck-ass?
"- Please. - Did you just call me a fuck-ass?"
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- Elizabeth, that's enough. - You can go suck a fuck!
"- Elizabeth, that's enough. - You can go suck a fuck!"
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- Oh please tell me Elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck? - You want me to tell you?
"- Oh please tell me Elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck? - You want me to tell you?"
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- Please tell me. - We will not have this at the dinner table.
"- Please tell me. - We will not have this at the dinner table."
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Part of the reason I took a year off was to be with you.
"Part of the reason I took a year off was to be with you."
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- What? - How did you know?
"- What? - How did you know?"
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- I didn't know it was such a big deal. - It is a big deal.
"- I didn't know it was such a big deal. - It is a big deal."
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Where do you go at night?
"Where do you go at night?"
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- Will you just get out of my room. - Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons' house?
"- Will you just get out of my room. - Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons' house?"
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- Is that what you came here to ask me? - No.
"- Is that what you came here to ask me? - No."
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What happened to my son? I don't recognise this person today.
"What happened to my son? I don't recognise this person today."
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You're not a bitch.
"You're not a bitch."
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You're bitching, but you're not a bitch.
"You're bitching, but you're not a bitch."
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I want to be a president of the United States who makes sure that we
"I want to be a president of the United States who makes sure that we"
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never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator
"never again do business with a drug-running Panamanian dictator"
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that we never again funnel aid to the Contras through drug dealers,
"that we never again funnel aid to the Contras through drug dealers,"
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Values begin at the top,
"Values begin at the top,"
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Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency
"Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency"
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and to the White House beginning of January 1989,
"and to the White House beginning of January 1989,"
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- Panama is a friendly country - Tell him, George.
"- Panama is a friendly country - Tell him, George."
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I went down there and talked to the president of Panama about cleaning up their mu.. money laundering,
"I went down there and talked to the president of Panama about cleaning up their mu.. money laundering,"
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Come closer,
"Come closer,"
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28 days,
"28 days,"
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six hours,
"six hours,"
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That is when the world will end.
"That is when the world will end."
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Why?
"Why?"
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Son? Donnie Darko?
"Son? Donnie Darko?"
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Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here?
"Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here?"
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- Who is it? - It's Eddie Darko's kid.
"- Who is it? - It's Eddie Darko's kid."
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Guess he was sleep-golfing?
"Guess he was sleep-golfing?"
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Watch out for that drool spot!
"Watch out for that drool spot!"
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Are you all right, son?
"Are you all right, son?"
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So let's stay off the links at night, Ok?
"So let's stay off the links at night, Ok?"
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- Kids... - Let's golf.
"- Kids... - Let's golf."
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- No one's allowed. - This is my house.
"- No one's allowed. - This is my house."
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- I said... - This is my house!
"- I said... - This is my house!"
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- There's your brother. - It fell in your room.
"- There's your brother. - It fell in your room."
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- In private? - Please.
"- In private? - Please."
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All right, we have arranged for you to stay at a hotel.
"All right, we have arranged for you to stay at a hotel."
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Get some sleep and we'll take care of things here.
"Get some sleep and we'll take care of things here."
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- Great. - Thank you.
"- Great. - Thank you."
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They don't know where it came from.
"They don't know where it came from."
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- Where's Pop? - He's still at work,
"- Where's Pop? - He's still at work,"
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Is there any way we make money from this? Can't we get on television if we sue the airline?
"Is there any way we make money from this? Can't we get on television if we sue the airline?"
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Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
"Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks."
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When you fall asleep tonight,
"When you fall asleep tonight,"
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- I'm gonna fart in your face. - I'm telling Mom!
"- I'm gonna fart in your face. - I'm telling Mom!"
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Samantha, don't go over there.
"Samantha, don't go over there."
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Frankie Feedler.
"Frankie Feedler."
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You remember. From high school.
"You remember. From high school."
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He died. Remember?
"He died. Remember?"
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On his way to the prom.
"On his way to the prom."
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They said he was doomed.
"They said he was doomed."
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Our Donnie.
"Our Donnie."
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Somebody was watching over him.
"Somebody was watching over him."
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Donnie... good luck.
"Donnie... good luck."
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- Chut up! - Darko cheats death! Huh?
"- Chut up! - Darko cheats death! Huh?"
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You're like a celebrity, man! I've been like calling you a jillion times. Where you been?
"You're like a celebrity, man! I've been like calling you a jillion times. Where you been?"
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And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke.
"And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke."
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- You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. - Goddamn right, I will.
"- You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. - Goddamn right, I will."
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- So grody. - Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?
"- So grody. - Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?"
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- Chut up! - "Shut up!"
"- Chut up! - "Shut up!""
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Go back to China, bitch!
"Go back to China, bitch!"
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Just leave her alone.
"Just leave her alone."
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- That's some good shit, huh? - It's a fucking cigarette.
"- That's some good shit, huh? - It's a fucking cigarette."
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"Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the All-ln wrestling
""Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the All-ln wrestling"
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and the barrow-boys "would hear with respect
"and the barrow-boys "would hear with respect"
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pondered through the seasons, "now, in his 15th year,
"pondered through the seasons, "now, in his 15th year,"
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crystallised with the pain of puberty."
"crystallised with the pain of puberty.""
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Why did the children break into Old Misery's house?
"Why did the children break into Old Misery's house?"
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If you had actually read the short story,
"If you had actually read the short story,"
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Well, they say it right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds,
"Well, they say it right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds,"
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that like, destruction is a form of creation,
"that like, destruction is a form of creation,"
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so the fact that they burn the money is ironic.
"so the fact that they burn the money is ironic."
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They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.
"They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart."
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- And they put me in the wrong English class. - You look like you belong here.
"- And they put me in the wrong English class. - You look like you belong here."
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Um... Where do I sit?
"Um... Where do I sit?"
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Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.
"Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest."
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Joanie, get up.
"Joanie, get up."
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What people don't understand is that Dukakis
"What people don't understand is that Dukakis"
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does not have the financial infrastructure,
"does not have the financial infrastructure,"
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Well, the construction guys
"Well, the construction guys"
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Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.
"Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match."
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Something about a matching serial number that got burned.
"Something about a matching serial number that got burned."
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So we are not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows?
"So we are not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows?"
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Yeah. But you tell... What's your doctor's name?
"Yeah. But you tell... What's your doctor's name?"
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- Dr Thurman, Dad. - Yes. You tell Dr Thurman whatever you want.
"- Dr Thurman, Dad. - Yes. You tell Dr Thurman whatever you want."
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What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?!
"What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?!"
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Well what did she say to you?
"Well what did she say to you?"
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- I made a new friend. - Real or imaginary?
"- I made a new friend. - Real or imaginary?"
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- Imaginary. - Would you like to talk about this friend?
"- Imaginary. - Would you like to talk about this friend?"
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- Frank. - Frank.
"- Frank. - Frank."
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And then what happens?
"And then what happens?"
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That's stupid.
"That's stupid."
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For my entire life l was a victim of my own fear.
"For my entire life l was a victim of my own fear."
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l was feeding fear with food.
"l was feeding fear with food."
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Not just in the mirror, l looked THROUGH the mirror,
"Not just in the mirror, l looked THROUGH the mirror,"
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ln that image, l saw my ego reflection,
"ln that image, l saw my ego reflection,"
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for a 10-year-old to wet the bed,
"for a 10-year-old to wet the bed,"
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Shh!
"Shh!"
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But the solution was there all the time,
"But the solution was there all the time,"
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People who believe that human life is absolutely too important,
"People who believe that human life is absolutely too important,"
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too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear,
"too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear,"
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Pay close attention, You could miss something.
"Pay close attention, You could miss something."
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Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham And welcome to "Controlling Fear".
"Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham And welcome to "Controlling Fear"."
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"... and the prince was led into a world
""... and the prince was led into a world"
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- You wrinkled it. - It's not wrinkled, Sam. Just flatten it in a book or something
"- You wrinkled it. - It's not wrinkled, Sam. Just flatten it in a book or something"
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