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Clips from Trainwreck (2015)

"This is so fucking stupid."
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"You know what the sad part is?"
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"I was gonna ask you to marry me."
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"Really?"
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"I didn't even think you liked me very much."
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"You can sleep with other girls."
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"It's like every guy's dream."
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"Yeah, this guy's got a dream,"
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"and it's us making it!"
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"moving out to the countryside, having a family."
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"3 boys and 2 more boys."
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"Enough for a basketball team."
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"And I'll develop a CrossFit program and patent it."
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"And I'll rule the CrossFit world."
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"That's my dream."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"Or, like, can you leave?"
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"and I just kind of need this interaction to be over."
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"I'm totally nice."
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"Maybe you should consider changing your ways."
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"You would love having a family."
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"You sound like Steven."
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"I wish I could break up with you."
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"Having a family is fun."
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"That's fun? Yeah."
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"Hi! Hi, ladies."
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"I really like your hair. ls that choice, or you, like, did it?"
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"That's just my deal. I'm bald, so..."
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"Cool. It's like... You look like Bruce Willis."
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"Like early Willis. Totally."
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"Thanks."
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"No, you're right. Hold the orange juice. No orange juice."
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"It's sugar."
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"Ooh! Okay."
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"Uh, yeah, we'll have two champagnes."
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"Two champagnes. Thanks."
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"Okay. We'll see you in a bit."
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"Wait, why aren't you drinking?"
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"Have a drink with me."
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"Wait. No!"
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"You're pregnant?"
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"God. They look like they're on a speed date."
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"We're telling Dad."
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"I'll tell him at the new nursing home."
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"The one that's cheaper."
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"It's not okay. You're telling him."
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"Kim, are you serious?"
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"Oh, my God. Congratulations!"
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"You're pregnant."
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"Oh, my God. Come here, come here."
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"Oh!"
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"My God! Oh, my God."
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"I'm tingling right now. I feel high."
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"I feel high! That's incredible."
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"You're already a grandfather."
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"Not yet."
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"You're already a grandfather."
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"Allister?"
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"No, I mean, Allister's your step-child"
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"and my step-grandkid, I guess."
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"I was the first person on my block"
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"That's really not relevant right now, Norman."
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"It's Tom's kid, who you help with."
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"Dad, you love Allister."
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"I know what happens to a kid like that in the schoolyard."
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"We had a kid like that. Stewie."
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"We used to beat him mercilessly."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm trying to protect him, trying to teach him how to be a man."
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"You were the worst father ever."
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"Come on. I wasn't a bad father."
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"Mom did everything when we were growing up."
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"You wouldn't understand because you weren't there."
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"So, now your mother's a saint? Of course she's a saint."
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"Of course, because once you die, everybody's a saint."
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"We were talking about this yesterday, right?"
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"- About Allister. - Amy?"
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"No! He's lying. Amy?"
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"Amy, come on, you said he's the kind of kid"
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"who drops his pants to the floor"
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"when he pees in the urinal."
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"- No, I didn't say that, you said that! - That's funny to guys."
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"I said he pees sitting down."
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"- That was funny. - It was a joke."
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"I cannot believe that you guys"
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"are teaming up against me again."
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"Oh! No! I'm on your side!"
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"I'm on your team. You're not on my team!"
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"Sorry if I'm excited more about my grandkid than some step-grandkid."
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"They're both your grandkid, God damn it!"
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"What the... Kimberly, come..."
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"What is this speech you have to make"
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""Without." Without Borders."
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"Oh. Right."
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"It's a really good organization."
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"Basically, we go to places with the most conflict,"
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"So, you help people by choice,"
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"and that's what you like?"
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"What's your story? Are you a Division One athlete or something?"
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"Me? No, no. I was on the Xbox that I was playing,"
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"and then I got really high and tripped on my bong."
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"Yeah."
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"Wow."
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"So high."
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"I think you got your new article right here."
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"Here we go."
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"All right."
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"This is where most of our athletes come"
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"and do the rehabilitation."
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"Come on."
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"So the HBM shows how your muscles"
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"are working and moving,"
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"- Mmm-hmm. - Okay."
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"So, just walk normal for a second."
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"That looks pretty good. Okay, okay."
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"Just walk naturally for one second, please."
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"Like this?"
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"I walk like Beyonce. People always think I'm her."
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"We share on Instagram."
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