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Clips from Trainwreck

Short Films 2015 15 min 2,912 clips
Short Romance Comedy

Credits

Don't cry. I know you're upset, I know you're confused.
"Don't cry. I know you're upset, I know you're confused."
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I don't know what your mother told you,
"I don't know what your mother told you,"
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but let me explain it from my side,
"but let me explain it from my side,"
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in terms you can understand.
"in terms you can understand."
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You got your doll, right?
"You got your doll, right?"
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You got your doll there.
"You got your doll there."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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You got your doll, you like your doll, right? Yes.
"You got your doll, you like your doll, right? Yes."
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You love your doll. Yeah.
"You love your doll. Yeah."
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But what if I told you
"But what if I told you"
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that was the only doll you're allowed to play with
"that was the only doll you're allowed to play with"
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Sad.
"Sad."
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Because there's a lot of other dolls on your shelves.
"Because there's a lot of other dolls on your shelves."
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And if you play with the other dolls,
"And if you play with the other dolls,"
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you can't have that doll anymore.
"you can't have that doll anymore."
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Even though that doll doesn't really
"Even though that doll doesn't really"
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want to play with you at this point.
"want to play with you at this point."
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There's other dolls you like,
"There's other dolls you like,"
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and they're making new dolls every year.
"and they're making new dolls every year."
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You want a stewardess doll?
"You want a stewardess doll?"
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What about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?
"What about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?"
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best friends with your main doll?
"best friends with your main doll?"
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- It could happen, right? - Yeah.
"- It could happen, right? - Yeah."
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What about a doll you only play with one day and never see again?
"What about a doll you only play with one day and never see again?"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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What about a doll where your friend's playing with the doll,
"What about a doll where your friend's playing with the doll,"
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You don't even want to play with that doll,
"You don't even want to play with that doll,"
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but you do it because your friend's playing with that doll.
"but you do it because your friend's playing with that doll."
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You don't wanna sit there and leave the other doll unattended.
"You don't wanna sit there and leave the other doll unattended."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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So that's why me and Mom are getting divorced.
"So that's why me and Mom are getting divorced."
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Monogamy isn't realistic!
"Monogamy isn't realistic!"
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Monogamy isn't realistic!
"Monogamy isn't realistic!"
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Again!
"Again!"
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Monogamy isn't realistic.
"Monogamy isn't realistic."
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I really like these ones.
"I really like these ones."
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Oh, no!
"Oh, no!"
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Too big! Your dick doesn't end.
"Too big! Your dick doesn't end."
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Have you ever fucked someone before?
"Have you ever fucked someone before?"
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Where is she buried?
"Where is she buried?"
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That looks like the whole cast of Game of Thrones.
"That looks like the whole cast of Game of Thrones."
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Come here.
"Come here."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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So we should probably do this first
"So we should probably do this first"
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Yeah, all right.
"Yeah, all right."
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A little warm-up. I know. Yeah, a little warm-up.
"A little warm-up. I know. Yeah, a little warm-up."
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You taste like mango.
"You taste like mango."
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Just stop talking, okay? Just, like...
"Just stop talking, okay? Just, like..."
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Yeah, that's good.
"Yeah, that's good."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Hey, you like that, right?
"Hey, you like that, right?"
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I think it's my turn, baby.
"I think it's my turn, baby."
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Amy, seriously, my turn.
"Amy, seriously, my turn."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Hey, guys, I'm Amy. Don't judge me, fuckers!
"Hey, guys, I'm Amy. Don't judge me, fuckers!"
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I'm just a sexual girl, okay?
"I'm just a sexual girl, okay?"
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I am fine. I am in control.
"I am fine. I am in control."
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This is clearly not my first rodeo.
"This is clearly not my first rodeo."
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The key is to never ever let them sleep over.
"The key is to never ever let them sleep over."
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I got a couple of ticks to The Black Keys,
"I got a couple of ticks to The Black Keys,"
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Thursday, if you want... Ooh...
"Thursday, if you want... Ooh..."
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All right, good night.
"All right, good night."
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All right, bye. Good night.
"All right, bye. Good night."
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Oh...
"Oh..."
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I guess I do love pussy.
"I guess I do love pussy."
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Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick,
"Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick,"
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and my friends and family are awesome,
"and my friends and family are awesome,"
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This dude is not him.
"This dude is not him."
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He is great, but it is like fucking an ice sculpture.
"He is great, but it is like fucking an ice sculpture."
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Okay, so I broke the sleepover rule.
"Okay, so I broke the sleepover rule."
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Where am I?
"Where am I?"
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Scarface poster. Ugh!
"Scarface poster. Ugh!"
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There she is. Buenos dias, baby.
"There she is. Buenos dias, baby."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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You look like an angel.
"You look like an angel."
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What time is it?
"What time is it?"
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Or make you breakfast.
"Or make you breakfast."
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Where am I?
"Where am I?"
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Oh, you're in Staten Island, sugar!
"Oh, you're in Staten Island, sugar!"
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Soon. Like, really, really soon.
"Soon. Like, really, really soon."
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Hey, hey, hey. You don't gotta rush off.
"Hey, hey, hey. You don't gotta rush off."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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My God, you're stunning.
"My God, you're stunning."
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Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and she's having a little barbecue beforehand,
"Saturday, my aunt is getting married, and she's having a little barbecue beforehand,"
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Like, if I walked in with you? Oh, my God.
"Like, if I walked in with you? Oh, my God."
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Johnny would be like, "Yo! Oli, what's up, kid?
"Johnny would be like, "Yo! Oli, what's up, kid?"
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Like, "Who's that piece?" You know? "She's bodied down."
"Like, "Who's that piece?" You know? "She's bodied down.""
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Right, I don't know what that means, but, like, I can't do that because, like,
"Right, I don't know what that means, but, like, I can't do that because, like,"
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you and I won't ever see each other again.
"you and I won't ever see each other again."
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I didn't think you were gonna, like, follow up so quick about hanging out,
"I didn't think you were gonna, like, follow up so quick about hanging out,"
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Well, but... Our journey's over.
"Well, but... Our journey's over."
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I could just say I'd see ya... Till Saturday.
"I could just say I'd see ya... Till Saturday."
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Our journey's over now because I probably won't see you,
"Our journey's over now because I probably won't see you,"
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because I gotta get to work, and you gotta go be foine as hell.
"because I gotta get to work, and you gotta go be foine as hell."
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Okay, bye. I got Bikram yoga, so...
"Okay, bye. I got Bikram yoga, so..."
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Hey, you can say whatever you want, baby, but hips don't lie.
"Hey, you can say whatever you want, baby, but hips don't lie."
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Hey, check your Twitter, I might direct message you.
"Hey, check your Twitter, I might direct message you."
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Yes, sir!
"Yes, sir!"
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On! Amy!
"On! Amy!"
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What happened? Did church let out early?
"What happened? Did church let out early?"
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Hey! Amy, where are you going?
"Hey! Amy, where are you going?"
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Oh, my God. Shut up!
"Oh, my God. Shut up!"
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You have to tell me everything about last night.
"You have to tell me everything about last night."
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He looks kind of like a white Drake. No.
"He looks kind of like a white Drake. No."
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He was like a Puerto Rican Gollum.
"He was like a Puerto Rican Gollum."
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Do you have to pee? Yeah, totally.
"Do you have to pee? Yeah, totally."
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Did you hear Johnny Depp is coming into the office today?
"Did you hear Johnny Depp is coming into the office today?"
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Which version of Johnny Depp
"Which version of Johnny Depp"
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would you most wanna have sex with?
"would you most wanna have sex with?"
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I love a fully made up, long hair,
"I love a fully made up, long hair,"
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almost feminine-looking Johnny Depp.
"almost feminine-looking Johnny Depp."
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You would get totally cut up.
"You would get totally cut up."
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Yeah, but he'd feel so bad about it
"Yeah, but he'd feel so bad about it"
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that he'd be like, "I'll never leave you."
"that he'd be like, "I'll never leave you.""
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And I would get, like, a sick haircut.
"And I would get, like, a sick haircut."
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Yeah. Yeah.
"Yeah. Yeah."
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But also, guess what? Willy Wonka, bring it on.
"But also, guess what? Willy Wonka, bring it on."
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Yeah. I would fuck the shit
"Yeah. I would fuck the shit"
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out of Willy Wonka Johnny Depp.
"out of Willy Wonka Johnny Depp."
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Okay, my babes, I want your undivided.
"Okay, my babes, I want your undivided."
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