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Clips from We Are Lady Parts - Potential Future Spouse (S01E01)

"She already thought me teaching guitar"
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"wasn't entirely appropriate."
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"- Wow."
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"- I mean, it's only a first date."
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"- Uh, first meeting."
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"- Sorry. Yes, first meeting."
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"- What does he study again?"
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"- He's doing a masters in anthropology."
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"Ooh, and he's a black belt in jiujitsu."
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"Although from his voice note he sounds like a pacifist,"
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"like he would only fight in self-defence,"
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"besieged on all sides, or to protect my honour."
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"[tango music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- You should wear pastel, a light blue or green hijab,"
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"elegant and fun, but not too fun."
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"[gasps]"
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"You should totally pair it"
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"with that nude lip I got you."
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"- Um, I was thinking of wearing the red hijab"
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"and pairing it with the pink lip."
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"The red is my lucky hijab, so I--"
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"- I'm telling you, do not wear the red."
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"Brings out your shame."
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"- Oh."
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"- I don't know she's, like,"
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"pure potential, you know what I mean?"
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"She's just, like, mad skilful,"
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"but doesn't really know it, a total freak,"
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"but in a really normal person way, you know?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, totally. She's like really deep,"
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"but in a shallow way."
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"And she's got lots of width and breadth going on,"
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"like angles, angles, angles."
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"It's all about the angles. - Fuck you."
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"- I'm sorry. It's just..."
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"I'm jealous of this Amina person, man."
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"She's clearly got you all hot and bothered."
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"- Oh, no. [sniffles]"
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"You're the only person who could do that."
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"- Okay, okay."
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"Yeah, but Amina, Amina, I love you--"
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"- Oh, shut up! - Saira was convinced"
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"that I was the missing link,"
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"but the others, not so much."
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"- Salaams, everyone. Sorry I'm late."
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"Okay. Meeting is now in session."
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"- What's going on? - Why you being all secretive?"
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"- We need to talk band strategy."
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"Saira is our great leader and front-woman,"
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"so we've got to entertain her fanciful ideas,"
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"but we all know this Amina thing isn't gonna fly"
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"if we wanna get into Sound Smash."
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"- And what were you thinking?"
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"- Lady Parts online presence."
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"- Have you asked Saira about this?"
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"- No, not yet."
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"But anyway, I'm the band manager, not Saira."
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"It's up to me to get us some profile and get us some gigs."
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"So yeah, we're..."
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"we're going online."
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"- Auntie Saira is going to be angry."
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"[gentle guitar music]"
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"- There is more to life than husbands, you know?"
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"- Ma, please, I'm not in the mood."
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"- You know, I mean, you go chasing"
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"all these serious brothers, but do you ever think"
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"for a second, will they care for your needs?"
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"- What? - You know, in the bedroom,"
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"your feminine requirements, wink, wink, nudge, nudge."
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"- Okay, this is inappropriate, grossly inappropriate."
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"- It is my parental duty to talk openly"
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"about the bees and the trees. - Mm, no."
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"No, it's not, Ma, no one's parents do that."
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"- Well, I won't be blamed then if you run off to Syria"
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"to marry a jihadi because we didn't have "the talk.""
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"- If I ever run off to Syria to marry a jihadi,"
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"it'll be because I ran away from you."
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"- No."
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"- Who's marrying a jihadi? - [sighs]"
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"[light music]"
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"[sniffs] Okay."
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"Hi. - Hi."
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"- Oh, that's really nice. Thank you."
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"- No worries."
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"[faint ambient music playing]"
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"- [clears throat]"
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"- So have you come from far?"
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"- No, just, you know, White Chapel Way."
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"He was even more ravishing in the flesh."
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"- I think I saw you at the fundraiser."
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"- We don't have to talk about that."
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"- Sure."
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"- So, uh, where are you from?"
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"- Where am I from?"
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"That's a big question, you know?"
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"Where am I from, from? Where am I from, from?"
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"- I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to--"
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"I know that's really annoying."
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"- I-I'm just messing. - Right."
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"Funny. [giggles]"
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"- Uh, originally from Iraq. - Oh."
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"A descendant of Babylonian kings, no less."
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"- But I grew up in Shepherd's Bush."
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"- Huh. - I'm a West London boy."
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"- Who knew three simple words"
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"could cause such netherward stirring?"
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"West London boy."
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"- You go to Queen Mary's too. - Mm-hmm."
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"- I don't think I've seen you around."
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"- Mmm, no."
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"Um, I haven't really clocked you either, ever."
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"- Ayesha mentioned you're doing a PhD in microbiology."
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"- Yeah. Yes, I am."
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"It sounds really dry, doesn't it?"
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"- I think it's cool."
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