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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"If I did it, why would I put myself at number three?"
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"As far as badasses go, I'm number "wha.""
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"I'll say it again, I didn't do it!"
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"Rachel did it. Think about it. I stole the guy she's in love with..."
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"then stole the guy she dated to get over the guy she's in love with..."
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"and I'm a bitch to her."
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"- Just doesn't seem like Rachel. - She's gone behind your back before."
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"Look, I know you know something!"
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"So we're not leaving here until I get some answers!"
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"Mr. Schuester, may I be blunt?"
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"[Sighs] Shoot."
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"Ever since you separated from your wife..."
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"you've spent a lot of late nights watching reruns of Law & Order, haven't you?"
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"Hmm. Thought so."
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"And no, I didn't make the Glist."
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"[Sighs] Right."
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"We're as menacing as Muppet Babies..."
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"which means our squeaky-clean reputations are still very much intact."
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"We have to do what we've been dreading..."
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"something more terrifying than Rachel's personality."
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"We have to go to Sylvester and admit that we posted the "Physical" video."
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"- But we'll get suspended. - And it will be worth it."
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"Finally, the entire student body will see us as badasses."
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"[Thinking] DearJournal..."
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"The video has just surpassed three million hits."
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"Is my misery some kind of karmic retribution..."
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"for the way I've treated people?"
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"[Phone Rings]"
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"[Rings]"
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"- You're go for Sue. - Hello? Sue?"
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"It's Olivia Newton-John, star of Grease..."
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"the most successful movie musical of all time."
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"Nice try, and that's a ridiculous accent."
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"Uh..."
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"[Thinking] Journal, I've learned my lesson."
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"Sue Sylvester's gotta start playing nice full time."
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"[Rings]"
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"[Rings]"
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"[Rings]"
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"Hi! Uh, we must have been cut off."
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"It's Olivia Newton-John. I released a record seven consecutive number-one singles."
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"- Sing something. - # Let's get physical, physical #"
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"That song was the best-selling record of the '80s."
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"Listen, Sue, I'm headed for a ribbon-cutting ceremony..."
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"at a sanctuary for orphaned koalas..."
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"but I heard my daughter Chloe laughing at something on the Internet the other day..."
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"and I saw your video."
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"And I just have to ask..."
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"whatever would possess a person to do something like that?"
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"Well, I gotta tell you, Olivia, that video was never meant for public consumption."
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"Some people enjoy videotaping themselves being intimate with a partner."
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"I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my various Jazzercise routines."
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"Well, it got me thinking. You know, that song was the biggest hit of my career."
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""Physical" spent 10 weeks at number one."
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"- It's a classic. - I agree."
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"Unfortunately, I botched the video..."
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"which, by the way, was one of the first music videos ever."
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"But I filled it with obese guys in spandex..."
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"But I saw your YouTube video, Sue..."
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"and I realized that now is the time to save it- and possibly you."
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"I'll be in Ohio tomorrow chairing a benefit..."
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"for Save the Rain Forests at King's Island."
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"- I don't understand. - [School Bell Rings]"
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"All right, Schue. Nice."
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"Hey, man-whore."
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"- Will Schuester? - Yeah."
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"I'm Brenda Castle. I'm the new astronomy teacher and badminton coach."
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"I also happen to be an alcoholic, and I like pills."
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"I hear that's just your type."
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"- Let's go in this classroom and pork! - No."
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"I'm praying for you, William."
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"We've all heard about your gallivanting!"
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"But nothing happened!"
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"Maybe that's not what matters, Will."
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"You broke the heart of somebody who doesn't let people get close to her."
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"I didn't mean to hurt anybody."
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"You probably didn't mean to hurt me either..."
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"but lately I've been feeding my feelings to the tune of 6,000 calories a day."
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"Slut."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - Remember..."
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"don't scream like a woman."
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"- You're so brave for doing this, Kurt. - I know. Thank you."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Coach Sylvester, can I have just a minute of your time?"
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"What do you want, lady-face?"
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"You're aware a tape was leaked onto the Internet..."
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"causing you to become a national laughingstock?"
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"We stole the tape from your syringe-and-pill drawer. We posted it online."
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"- We'll accept whatever punishment you see fit. - So it was you."
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"I can't thank you enough."
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"She wasn't angry at all. It was weird."
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"Maybe the comments online have gotten so mean, and people have started to feel sorry for her."
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"She's finally getting some sympathy, so she's in a forgiving mood."
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"Wait a second. Take a look at this."
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"## ["Physical"]"
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"Isn't that..."
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"Isn't that..."
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"# Making good conversation #"
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"# I gotta handle you just right #"
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"#You know what I mean #"
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"# I took you to an intimate restaurant #"
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"#There's nothing left to talk about #"
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"# Unless it's horizontally #"
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"# Let's get physical, physical #"
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"# I wanna get physical #"
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"# Let's get into physical #"
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"# Let me hear your body talk your body talk #"
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"# Let me hear your body talk #"
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"#Let's get physical, physical #"
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"#I want to get physical #"
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"# Let's get into physical #"
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"# Let me hear your body talk your body talk #"
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"# Let me hear your body talk #"
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"#Bah-bah-bah-body talk #"
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"# I've been patient I been good #"
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"# It's getting hard this holding back #"
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"#You know what I mean #"
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"# I'm sure you'll understand my point of view #"
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"#We know each other mentally #"
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