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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"- #All right, stop Collaborate and listen # - Listen!"
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"# Ice is back with a brand-new invention #"
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"- Whoo! - # Something grabs ahold of me tightly #"
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"# Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly #"
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"#Will it ever stop Yo, I don't know #"
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"#To the extreme I rock a mike like a vandal #"
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"# Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle #"
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"- Deadly! - #Deadly when I play a dope melody #"
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"- Go, go, go! - #Anything less than the best is a felony #"
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"# Love it or leave it You better gangway You better hit the bull's-eye #"
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"#The kid don't play If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it #"
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"- # Ice, ice, baby # - Go!"
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"- Oh! - #Vanilla Ice, ice, baby #"
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"# Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it #"
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"# Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground #"
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"# Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel #"
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"# Conducted and formed That's a hell of a concept #"
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"#We make it hype and you want to step with this #"
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"# Shay plays on the fade Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade #"
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"# If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram #"
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"# Keep my composure when it's time to get loose #"
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"# Magnetized by the mike while I kick my juice #"
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"#Check out the hook while my deejay revolves it #"
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"# Vanilla Ice, ice, baby #"
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"- Whoo! - #Vanilla Ice, ice, baby #"
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"We got it."
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"#Vanilla Ice, ice, baby Too cold, too cold #"
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"#Vanilla Ice, ice, baby Too cold, too cold ##"
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"#Yo, man, let's get out of here Word to your mother ##"
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"- Oh! - This song is officially paroled!"
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"- Right, Jesse? You got me? - Jesse could've done it better, but you did it really good."
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"[Thinking] This is not happening."
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"The cruel, slow-motion laughter is just your imagination."
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"They're not laughing at you because of your "Physical" video."
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"Just calmly pour yourself a cup of joe and focus."
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"Wait. What's that smell?"
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"Dear God! That's coffee."
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"It's usually masked by the smell of fear."
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"Sweet merciful Lord, this is happeningl"
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"by a roomful of inferiors whom you used to terrify."
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"The name is Brenda. Brenda Castle."
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"I just transferred from Fort Wayne."
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"I can't teach in Indiana anymore 'cause I have some "drug problems"..."
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"that ended up involving some of my "shudents.""
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"I saw your video- [Laughing]"
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"And you, my friend, are an embarrassment!"
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"- I need to enlist the services of the A/V Club. - What did you have in mind?"
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"a good reputation is no good at all."
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"Artie, you know how our Glee Club assignment..."
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"was to find a song with a bad reputation and rehabilitate it?"
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"Well, mine is going to afford me the worst reputation in this school."
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"Rachel Berry is going to get a little down and dirty."
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"I'm gonna stop you. You had me at "sex tape." How can I help?"
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"is going to become musically promiscuous."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - Fellow Glee Clubbers, I have called this meeting..."
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"because our free-falling reps have reached terminal velocity."
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"- We are at DEFCON 1. - We're such zeros, they didn't bother putting us on the Glist."
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"What does a C-lister do when their tiny star..."
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"is about to fall off Perez Hilton's radar screen?"
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"They cause a scandal so extreme..."
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"they can no longer be ignored."
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"Um, excuse me. Why is she here?"
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"I've been here since first period."
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"I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time..."
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"and now I can't remember how to leave."
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"But I also don't know why I've only made fourth on the Glist."
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"I made out with, like, everyone in this school..."
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"girls, boys, Mr. Kidney the janitor."
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"- I need to do something to get into the top three. - Fine, you're in."
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"In what? We don't even have a plan."
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"What is the worst thing a student can do at this school?"
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"- Eat in the cafeteria? - [Snickers]"
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"No, be a disruption in the library."
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"And I'm not talking about trying to check out a reference book."
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"Uh-uh. I'm talking about full-on chaos..."
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"Genius!"
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"I never really understood how hard it is to be laughed at..."
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"particularly in slow motion."
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"I try to make it seem like nothing can touch me, but, boy..."
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"Jean, I'm so sorry you ever felt that way."
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"I'm sorry I didn't protect you more."
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"Remember what we used to do, Sue?"
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"Whenever I got sad..."
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"we'd help at the animal shelter to give back."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - I'm a little confused."
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"I understand."
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"You're probably wondering, what exactly does Sue Sylvester mean..."
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"when she says, "I'm your new therapist"?"
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"Well, let me explain."
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"As you may or may not know, I star in a little music video..."
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"that's been circulating around the Web..."
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"a video that has a tendency to induce cruel, slow-motion laughter."
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"No. No. Didn't- Didn't know about that."
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"Well, this video has inspired Sue Sylvester to start giving back."
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"I happen to have my master's in counseling..."
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"and when I heard that our school district's one-and-only psychologist..."
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"had committed suicide..."
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"well, I decided to volunteer my services."
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"And they gave me your name. I'd really like to help."
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"I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this."
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"Ella, you're crippled by mental illness."
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"Your compulsions have estranged you from your own feelings."
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"You nearly married a gym teacher who's more gravy than man..."
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"and you're content to be repeatedly lied to by the man you purport to love."
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"to slip baby monitors under his couch and under his bed."
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"Turns out he's been having make-out sessions with the coach from Vocal Adrenaline..."
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"and sleepovers with that world-class banana magnet April Rhodes."
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"- Oh, my God. - You need to make a bold move."
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"- You suck. - Excuse me?"
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"You take weird little strides when you walk..."
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"as if you were raised in ImperialJapan and someone bound your feet."
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"- You make a valid point. - Grow a pair! I'm insulting you!"
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"You refuse to stand up for yourself, you're so afraid of confrontation."
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"you need to start communicating your feelings."
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"so he can't escape and he won't manipulate you."
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"Trust me-you need to let him have it."
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"Do you know that when we dated, the rest of the school gave us a nickname?"
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"- Puckleberry. - That's humiliating."
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"The fact is that slumming it with me actually improved your reputation."
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