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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Crystal Gayle (S04E04)

"They keep stealing everything."
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"Yeah, but, uh, we can't have this on the show, Scooter."
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"Oh, I know."
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"You talk to them. I gotta introduce Crystal Gayle."
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"and I wanna see everything just in the place it was, okay?"
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"-One... PRAIRIE DOG: Hurry up."
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"...two, three."
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"What the hey?"
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"Well, enough of this nonsense."
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"It is sanity time here on The Muppet Show, and here is our very special guest star."
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"♪ Here I go once again With my suitcase in my hand ♪"
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"♪ And I'm running away down River Road ♪"
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"♪ And I swear once again That I'm never coming home ♪"
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"♪ I'm chasing my dreams down River Road ♪"
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"♪ You're too big to be fishing With the boys these days" ♪"
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"♪ So I grabbed some clothes and ran Stole 5 dollars from a sugar can ♪"
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"♪ A 12-year-old jailbreaker running away ♪"
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"ALL: ♪ Here I go once again With my suitcase in my hand ♪"
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"♪ And I swear once again That I'm never coming home ♪"
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"♪ Well, I married a pretty good man And he tries to understand ♪"
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"♪ When I get that urge to run I'm just like a kid again ♪"
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"♪ The same old jailbreaker running away ♪"
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"ALL: ♪ Here I go once again With my suitcase in my hand ♪"
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"♪ And I'm running away down River Road ♪"
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"♪ And I swear once again That I'm never coming home ♪"
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"♪ I'm chasing my dreams down River Road ♪"
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"Ah, you look like you're running away."
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"Sure am."
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"Yeah, I ran away in 1924."
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"What happened?"
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"Huh? I'm still running."
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"I sleep on the hard ground every night."
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"Haven't changed my socks since World War II."
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"Last night for dinner, I ate a fence post."
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"♪ No more running away down River Road ♪"
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"♪ And I swear once again That I'm never leaving home ♪"
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"♪ To go running away down River Road ♪"
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"♪ To go running away down River Road ♪"
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"[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]"
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"Nice song."
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"Yeah. Kind of reminds me of the time I ran away from home."
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"When was that?"
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"Last night. The wife was driving me crazy."
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"Okay, nice number, guys. Very pretty, Crystal."
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"-Hey, boss? -Okay. Yes?"
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"The Prairie Dog Glee Club's ready."
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"I'll schedule their number in the second half of the show."
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"-Good. -Did you talk to them about stealing?"
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"Yeah, but I think you'd better talk to them."
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"After all, you are the head honcho."
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"-I think they'd listen to you. -Okay."
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"Hey, fellas? Uh, Kermit wants to talk to you."
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"Uh, yeah, listen, gang, it's not nice to take other people's things."
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"You see, that's called-- Uh, that's called stealing, and--"
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"Guys..."
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"[SPUTTERS]"
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"-Scooter! -Yeah, boss?"
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"They've taken everything!"
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"-Oh, yeah. Huh? -Aah! Aah!"
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"[KERMIT WHIMPERING]"
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"Gee, boss, I've never seen you naked before."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"It's me, Miss Gayle, Beauregard the Janitor."
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"What can I do for you, Beauregard?"
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"Well, um..."
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"[STAMMERS]"
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"You sure can."
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"There you go."
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"Okay, thank--"
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"Hey, wait, this is no good. It's upside down."
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"How's that?"
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"How did you do that?"
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"NARRATOR: And now"
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"[ECHOING] Pigs in Space."
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"[ALARM BUZZING]"
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"Oh! Listen. The warning buzzer."
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"Someone's outside the door."
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"-Oh, captain! Captain Link, all is lost! -What?"
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"They've breached our security! There's no stopping them!"
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"Our weapons are useless!"
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"[HOGTHROB & PIGGY GASP]"
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"He'll be here soon with his stormtroopers."
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"Ahh! Oh! Captain, is he...?"
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"Yes, I'm afraid he's..."
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"I'm resting. That was a difficult scene to play."
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"You must tell us, who has breached our security?"
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"Who is outside our door?"
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"Dearth Nadir? I have never heard of him."
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"-He's the scourge of the universe. -Mm-hm."
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"[HOGTHROB WHIMPERS THEN PIGGY GASPS]"
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"He's badder than anyone."
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"Oh! Oh, what shall we do?"
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"What we can do?"
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"Link's Mommy wanted on the bridge."
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"-The warning buzzer! -He's at the other door!"
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"[BREATHING HEAVILY]"
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"[STAMMERING] Who are you behind that mask?"
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"GONZO: Ha! And well you might ask."
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"Oh, good grief."
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"GONZO: Stormtroopers!"
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"[ALL CLUCKING]"
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"GONZO: Surround them!"
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"Oh! Oh, my goodness! They look brutal!"
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"Oh, you have got to be kidding."
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"GONZO: Okay, girls. Cluck them to death."
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"-Aah! Aah! Oh, help! Oh, help! Oh, help! PIGGY: I'm getting out of here."
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"NARRATOR: Tune in next week for an apology"
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"for this week's Pigs in Space!"
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"[STRANGEPORK & HOGTHROB SCREAMING]"
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"♪ Who comes daily to his fishery ♪"
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"♪ Fish is what he eats ♪"
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"♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪"
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"♪ Hold tight, hold tight Foo-de-racka-saki ♪"
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"♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪"
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"♪ Hold tight, hold tight Foo-de-racka-saki ♪"
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"♪ Want some seafood, Mama! ♪"
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"♪ Codfish in sauce, and then of course ♪"
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"♪ I like my tasty bit of fish ♪"
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"♪ Hold tight, hold tight ♪"
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