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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Space Flag (S01E01)

"This is my guy, Clarke Luffinch."
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"Yo."
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"His arms look like steel bricks."
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"We're going to eat your guts, Nerd,"
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"and wipe our asses with your skin."
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"Oh, really?"
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"We're gonna eat your guts and wipe your asses with our skin."
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"So the game of mental chess has begun."
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"Hungry Hungry Hippos at best."
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"[dramatic music playing]"
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"What's going on with the lights?"
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"As a representative of the Army,"
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"they are making me referee today's Space Flag"
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"Welcome to a day of multiple challenges"
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"testing you in all areas of space fighting readiness,"
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"culminating with a mock infantry skirmish on the moon."
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"Question."
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"If we win all the events based on science and computing,"
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"do we really need to compete in lunar laser tag?"
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"Oh, absolutely."
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"The skirmish is worth 100 points."
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"The rest of the contests are worth, I don't know, let's say 30."
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"it basically boils down to a slap fight on the moon?"
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"-It's a skirmish. -[men] Skirmish."
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"Okay. The Air Force has selected the Raytheon exoskeleton,"
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"and Space Force has chosen the exoskeleton from Lockheed."
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"[sadly] Come on."
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"some of the physical aspects of the competition."
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"[laughing] I bet you are."
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"Kick's airmen are in their prime."
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"Space Force is a new branch,"
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"consisting of mostly very green teenage recruits"
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"and older astronauts who spent ten years getting their PhD."
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"Excuses are like assholes, Naird."
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"And you are a huge excuse."
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"May I be excused?"
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"I would like to join my scientists for the tech events,"
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"while they pump themselves up for Testosterone Tag."
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"I'm sorry, I just got distracted by Naird's shoes."
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"My God, Naird, how do you keep them so clean?"
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"[Clark chuckles] Look how shiny they are, sir."
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"So shiny I can see up your skirt."
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"They're supposed to be shiny."
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""Mommy, they're so shiny.""
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"Shake hands. We'll see each other on the battlefield."
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"Cute pumps, Nerd."
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"I love that suit."
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"It's not a suit. It's an ensemble."
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"-Chosen with great care and tact. -Shh."
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"I refuse to be ashamed that I enjoy a bright, shiny pair of shoes!"
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"Oh, and Adrian, "Testosterone Tag"?"
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"No, no. Not fitting of an aide-de-camp."
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"A title as meaningless as war itself."
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"War is not meaningless."
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"War is what democracies use to protect freedom."
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"And freedom is what allows you to talk that sass."
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""Sass"?"
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""Sass." Mm-hmm."
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"[marker squeaking]"
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"[Obie] Sir, that's a line, sir!"
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"-Nice. -[Mark] Negative!"
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"Flat, desolate, nowhere to hide."
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"Actually, despite its lack of tectonic plates,"
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"Thank you very much. I will handle the training session."
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"Now, once the battle begins, we will separate into two groups."
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"The first group will make a wedge formation in the front,"
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"and the second group will remain in reserve."
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"Reserve. Called it."
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"Dr. Mallory has also supplied us with our firearms."
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"This is the Daisy 760 Pumpmaster."
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"Sir, is that a BB gun?"
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"[Mark] Yes, it is!"
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"That's a Daisy. When I was a kid, we used to use those"
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"to fight the poor kids in the neighborhood."
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"Now, of course, that's-- that's not PC, but..."
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"-[Mark sighs] -The choice of weapons and targets"
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"was deliberate."
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"can be as small as a BB-sized tear in a spacesuit."
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"Ah. That's why we've got duct tape."
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"Yes, spaceman, duct tape will save you."
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"But don't worry, these aren't the only weapons you'll have."
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"Each spaceman will be issued a cuticle scissor set!"
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"This will be used to pop spacesuits at close range."
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"I'm always losing mine."
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"These are combat scissors, soldier."
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"Okay?"
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"Many of you may not have used one of these for quite some time,"
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"so I'm gonna give you a little refresher course."
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"You gotta pump it!"
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"Pump it up! Pump it hard!"
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"The harder you pump, the more air will be in the chamber,"
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"the more penetrating power that BB is gonna have."
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"Really takes a while, sir."
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"It takes about as long as it took the minutemen"
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"to reload their muskets at Lexington and Concord."
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"Powdered wigs?"
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"...a staggered formation."
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"Any questions?"
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"-[Mark] And fire! -[guns firing]"
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"First line!"
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"Ow! You box of shit!"
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"Friendly fire. [laughs]"
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"Let's hope we never face a battalion of empty cans."
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"You're not helping."
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"Fire!"
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"[gun fires]"
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"Kiki Rhodes, sir."
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"Captain Ali, a good staff sergeant is a treasure."
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"Well, stick with me, Staff Sergeant."
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"Follow my lead out there."
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"Well, I'd feel better if you would have knocked the can down."
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"I was top of my class in Intro to Combat Theory,"
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"-Impressive. -Thank you."
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"I... do hope you wish  you live long enough--"
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"[typing, beeping]"
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"Calculate orbital period. What's our radial trajectory?"
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"Correcting for lunar gravitation, 707.4."
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"You're a motherfucking math genius, Vandeveld!"
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"Satellite's in range."
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"Say goodbye, bitch."
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