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Clips from Dinosaurs - Endangered Species (S02E02)

"Hey, on those hot summer days,"
Dinosaurs
"nothing says refreshment like frozen rat on a stick."
Dinosaurs
"-Mmm, boy. My grand-kids love them. -Wow!"
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"-Whoa-ho. Beep beep. -(HORN HONKING)"
Dinosaurs
"Grapdelites are back."
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"The sweetest-tasting, furriest little animals in the world."
Dinosaurs
"They used to be plentiful, but now they're in short supply."
Dinosaurs
"So get down here because, ha,"
Dinosaurs
"when these grapdelites are gone, baby, they're gone."
Dinosaurs
"Shouldn't you be on your way to the store?"
Dinosaurs
"-For what? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)"
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"-Well, isn't your anniversary coming up? -Yeah. So?"
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"-Your 20th anniversary. -Could be."
Dinosaurs
"I know that. What makes you think I don't know that?"
Dinosaurs
"You gotta have more faith in your old man, Charlene."
Dinosaurs
"Mmm-hmm."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, wow. Look at that. Hey! (CHUCKLES) Look at the time."
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"I got to go buy a set of tires."
Dinosaurs
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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"(MUMBLES, MUNCHES)"
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"-Huh? -Robbie, grapdelites. See?"
Dinosaurs
"-Huh? -For me and your mom's anniversary."
Dinosaurs
"-I got the last two. -Great."
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"-FRAN: Earl, is that you? -(GASPS, GROANS)"
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"-Okay, I'm coming, Fran. -(SIGHS) Boy!"
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"(GRAPDELITES GROAN)"
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"-(GASPS) -(GASPS) Shouldn't you be hiding us?"
Dinosaurs
"Can't you see he's thinking?"
Dinosaurs
"I'm merely reminding him of his responsibilities"
Dinosaurs
"to his father. Now be quiet."
Dinosaurs
"Hey, I'm trying to write a paper here, okay?"
Dinosaurs
"-We've offended him. -What's your paper about?"
Dinosaurs
"Oh, it's none of our business."
Dinosaurs
""Why dinosaurs rule the earth." We're big."
Dinosaurs
"Well, there's certainly no denying"
Dinosaurs
"that size allows the dinosaur almost unlimited benefits."
Dinosaurs
"-Don't you agree? -Don't you agree?"
Dinosaurs
"-Uh, well, I, uh... -(SIGHS) We've lost him."
Dinosaurs
"-So try an illustration. -Of course."
Dinosaurs
"-Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm -Why is it good to be big?"
Dinosaurs
"Well, we get to eat whoever we want. Uh, no offense."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, none taken."
Dinosaurs
"However, if you don't plan for the future, there won't be any more food."
Dinosaurs
"What do you mean, "No more food"?"
Dinosaurs
"Uh, there's always more. That's what "more" means."
Dinosaurs
"-Hmm. Oh, dear. -Oh. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk."
Dinosaurs
"Imagine that these are all the grapes in the world."
Dinosaurs
"-MALE GRAPDELITE: Hmm. -Um, yeah. So?"
Dinosaurs
"Now, suppose that you eat all the grapes."
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"-FEMALE GRAPDELITE: Mmm? Hmm. -Okay."
Dinosaurs
"(SIGHS, CRUNCHING)"
Dinosaurs
"-Okay, now what? -Now, suppose you want grapes tomorrow."
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"-MALE GRAPDELITE: Mmm-hmm. -Well, I'll... I'll go to the market"
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"-and get some. -But those were all the grapes"
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"-in the world. -Well, then I'll eat something else."
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"-Oh, well, you rule the world. -A world without grapes."
Dinosaurs
"So, you're saying if we eat them all, there won't be any more."
Dinosaurs
"-I think he understands. -Ah."
Dinosaurs
"Huh! I can stretch that to 500 words easy."
Dinosaurs
"-Or maybe he doesn't. -(GROANS)"
Dinosaurs
"You guys can help me with my homework every day,"
Dinosaurs
"or at least until Mom and Dad's anniversary."
Dinosaurs
"Huh? Oh."
Dinosaurs
"-(RUMBLING) -(THUD)"
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"So... Tuesday night, boys' night out."
Dinosaurs
"-What's it gonna be? -Hey, how about bowling?"
Dinosaurs
"-Bowling! Yeah! -Yeah."
Dinosaurs
"I guess I'll keep the score again."
Dinosaurs
"Hey, Roy, you could try kicking the ball down the alley."
Dinosaurs
"-(ALL LAUGHING) -Oh, yeah. That's rich."
Dinosaurs
"Yeah, you know... You know, it's tough being a tyrannosaurus."
Dinosaurs
"Anyway, I'm very good at soccer."
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"Yeah. Hey, are you in, Earl?"
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"Hmm, Tuesday, Tuesday... No, that's Fran's anniversary."
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"Mine, too, if you think about it."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, so, then we'll see you at 8:00?"
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"The 20th anniversary grapdelite dinner."
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"-OTHERS: Oh! -You got grapdelites?"
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"EARL: Yeah. Two juicy ones."
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"-ROY: Oh. -The last two they had."
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"I remember the days when I was a kid, 99 cents they got for a dozen."
Dinosaurs
"I paid $8.99 each."
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"Well that's 'cause you can't find 'em around much anymore."
Dinosaurs
"Yeah. They're a rare delicacy now."
Dinosaurs
"But, boy, they are the sweetest-tasting things in the world."
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"DINOSAUR 1: Yeah, I must've eaten a million of them."
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"-Me, too. -(MOANS)"
Dinosaurs
"Me, too."
Dinosaurs
"Hmm. We'll never know."
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"You might just have the last two in the world there,"
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"-you lucky guy. -(CHUCKLES)"
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"-Sinclair! -(ALL GASP)"
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"-In here. Now! -(PANTS)"
Dinosaurs
"You wanted to see me, my captain?"
Dinosaurs
"I hear you got your 20th anniversary coming up, Sinclair!"
Dinosaurs
"And the wife's probably looking forward to that grapdelite dinner, right?"
Dinosaurs
"I'm... I'm sure, she is, sir."
Dinosaurs
"You and your wife will probably look each other in the eye"
Dinosaurs
"and tell each other how very much in love you still are, and who knows?"
Dinosaurs
"Maybe even take a little trip upstairs and..."
Dinosaurs
"-(LAUGHING) -Ha! (LAUGHING)"
Dinosaurs
"It's not going to happen!"
Dinosaurs
"-It's not? -I want those grapdelites!"
Dinosaurs
"-What? -They're my favorite food, Sinclair!"
Dinosaurs
"Everybody's out of 'em. You got 'em, I want 'em."
Dinosaurs
"You don't give 'em to me, I'm gonna bite off your head."
Dinosaurs
"(STAMMERING) But I can't give them to you, sir."
Dinosaurs
"If she didn't get them, she'd be very unhappy."
Dinosaurs
"How much is your wife's happiness worth to you, Sinclair?"
Dinosaurs
"(SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"(STAMMERING) Well, I see what you're getting at there, sir,"
Dinosaurs
"-taking this away from my wife. -(GRUMBLES)"
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"My wife's happiness means the world to me."
Dinosaurs
"Here's 50 bucks."
Dinosaurs
"It's a small world, after all."
Dinosaurs
"But with all due respect, you know,"
Dinosaurs
"there is the matter of my own personal dignity, sir."
Dinosaurs
"You only get one 20th anniversary, and if I sell you my grapdelites,"
Dinosaurs
"how much is my personal dignity worth?"
Dinosaurs
"I've got another $23 for your personal dignity."
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