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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Vegas Renormalization (S02E02)

"Now? Right now?"
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"Why not? People do things right now all the time."
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"Why can't we be "right now" people too?"
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"I have to stop at the drugstore to refill a prescription..."
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"- What are you gonna tell your mother? - SeaWorld, baby."
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"I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs and hatch larvae in my auditory canal."
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"Great, we'll bring you back a T-shirt."
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"Thank you."
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"Hello, neighbor."
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"And how are you this fine evening?"
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"Really? Are you drunk?"
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"While my compatriots are in Las Vegas..."
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"You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp..."
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"...of the English language folksy and charming today."
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"Mmm. What smells so good?"
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"That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer."
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"A perfect culinary representation of the freedom this evening holds."
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"Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes..."
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"...it contains a generous helping of peanuts..."
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"...which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister."
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"And finally, its main ingredient is paneer..."
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"...a farmer's cheese that would cause Leonard to render any room..."
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"Yum."
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"- Well, enjoy your big evening. - Penny?"
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"So if at some point you find yourself with nothing to do..."
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"No!"
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"What's wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy?"
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"Look at this."
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"Mouthwash, lotion, body wash, shampoo and conditioner..."
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"...together in one tiny bottle."
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"I love Las Vegas."
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"Black case, top compartment."
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"That's a lot of cologne."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an e-mail."
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"Okay, fine. I'm checking her Facebook page."
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"Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet."
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"Just go. I'll catch up with you."
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"All right."
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"We should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky."
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"Okay, uh...."
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"If I get lucky, I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City..."
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"Hang on, I think the emergency key is around here somewhere."
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"Our keys go in a bowl."
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"I left them in the bowl."
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"Uh-oh. I remembered where the emergency key is."
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"- Where? - In your apartment."
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"What's it doing in my apartment?"
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"I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home, and I forgot it."
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"Not a big deal. I was making coffee and ran out of milk."
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"Eat my dinner in your apartment?"
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"- Yeah, why not? - Sure, why not?"
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"And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup..."
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"Because today's the day that stopped making sense."
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"Video slots, free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid..."
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"...and all-you-can-eat shrimp for 3.95?"
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"Disneyland can suck it."
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"This is the real happiest place on Earth."
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"Hi."
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"Hello."
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"- What's your name? - Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali."
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"So are you interested in a little party?"
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"Oh, my, yes. I love to party."
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""Party" is my middle name."
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"- Uh, Raj, can I talk to you for a moment? - Not now, Leonard..."
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"...Mikayla's inviting me to a party."
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"You'd better call the moon and make sure they have a bed for you."
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"Yeah, I really need to talk to you."
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"Excuse me. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. Don't move."
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"Just stay the beautiful unspoiled American flower that you are."
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"What's wrong with you, dude? That woman is all up on my jammy."
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"Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your jammy is..."
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"...but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute."
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"- No. - Okay, let me put it this way."
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"In your entire life, how many gorgeous women have walked up to you at a bar..."
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"Maybe. But I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try."
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"Whatever."
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"Oh, Howard's losing it."
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"I don't know. Howard isn't really the "family fun" kind of guy."
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"It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker."
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"She's exactly his type:"
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"A hooker."
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"You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up."
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"We're not going to get Wolowitz a hooker."
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"...I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all.""
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"No, it's the accepted convention."
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"How was your day?"
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"Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant, so my hours are different--"
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"I'm a prostitute."
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"- Okay, great. Um.... - Heh, heh."
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"...and we thought maybe you could cheer him up."
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"With sex."
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"I think she knows what I meant."
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"How can she when you beat around the bush?"
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"Don't worry, I can take good care of your friend."
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"Okay, terrific. Um...."
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"Listen, is there a way that we can do this where he doesn't know that you're a...."
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"- You know.... - A prostitute."
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"Actually, if it's not too much to ask..."
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"Okay, that's question 20. You have to guess."
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"How can one person be a whole movie?"
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"Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else?"
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"I was Spock."
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"Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?"
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"- Did he say we were? - No, Leonard said nothing."
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"Just mail, no benefits."
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"I see."
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"I'm curious about the whole social construct."
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"On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite--"
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"Assuming one is afflicted with such."
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"--without emotional entanglement, that seems imminently practical."
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"What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl."
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"Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Are you able to have sex with men without developing an emotional attachment?"
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"Sheldon, I really don't wanna talk about this with you."
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"Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?"
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"I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions--"
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"Thank you, that's very helpful."
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"Behold."
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