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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Mommy Observation (S07E07)

"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"Are you gonna make us pretend to be a bunch of lame characters"
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"with silly accents?"
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""Lame characters with silly ac...""
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"It... sounds like fun. Thank you."
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"That kind of actress. This sucks!"
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"Come on, guys."
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"I think it might be fun to be someone else tonight."
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"All right, if I'm doing this,"
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"Very good, Bernadette."
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"You are a regular Byomkesh Bakshi."
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"What is that, like, the Indian Sherlock Holmes?"
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"Or is Sherlock Holmes the English Byomkesh Bakshi?"
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"According to Wikipedia, Sherlock Holmes came first."
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"Now... here are"
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"some secret facts"
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"Throughout the game, feel free"
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"to ask each other questions to uncover clues."
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"Got it. Hey..."
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"Bernadette, can you not stand so close to me?"
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"What do you care? You're dead."
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"Suit yourself."
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"Thank you for my bobble head."
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"I'm bringing the gift of knowledge."
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"Despite what her Bible says,"
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"recent archeological studies indicate"
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"that although camels are referenced in the Old Testament,"
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"until hundreds of years later."
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"But an insult to her faith is always thoughtful."
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"But perhaps the killer dropped"
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"a fun and imaginative clue"
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"Ooh, I'm gonna check the fridge,"
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"It looks like a little man with a briefcase."
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"Well, unlike that, my games are much more fun."
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"Okay, can I ask you something?"
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"Why do you like making us do this stuff?"
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"Well, I guess it goes back to"
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"when I was a fat kid in India, and didn't have any friends."
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"I didn't know you were fat."
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"Yeah, I was..."
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"I was 200 pounds by the time I was in middle school."
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"Cows may be sacred there,"
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"but it doesn't help if you look like one."
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"Anyway, I was pretty lonely,"
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"so I had to make up my own stories and games,"
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"and I promised myself"
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"that I would play those games with them."
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"That is so sweet."
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"You were never a fat kid."
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"Hey, what about this? It looks like a receipt."
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"What's it for?"
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"For a cup of coffee."
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"But it's dated 20 years from now."
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"to murder Stuart? Correct."
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"Does the gazelle with a flair for storytelling"
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"know he's just ripping off Terminator?"
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"Does the smart-ass know that Terminator was actually"
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"Demon With a Glass Hand, by Harlan Ellison?"
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"Oh, does the gazelle know that according to Harlan Ellison,"
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"it was not ripped off from Demon With a Glass Hand,"
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"but was ripped off from another Outer Limits script"
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"he wrote called The Soldier?"
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"I'm gonna need another clue."
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"give me the flowers and pie."
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"she'll think they're only from you."
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"They are only from me."
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"that I've seen what the gift of me"
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"Boy, I can't wait to see the look on her face..."
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"We're leaving right now."
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"What's wrong? Nothing."
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"What? Sheldon, tell me what's going on!"
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"You ready to talk about it?"
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"Okay."
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"Do you have any idea what it's like to see"
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"your mother ravaging someone?"
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"Does a brisket count?"
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"I'm sorry, buddy, that's rough."
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"But didn't she know we were coming?"
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"No."
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"I wanted to surprise her."
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"What am I supposed to say to her after something like this?"
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"Well, did she see you in the window?"
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"No."
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"Then don't say anything."
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"if I don't tell her how disappointed I am,"
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"and that I'll never forgive her?"
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"Well, don't do it on the phone."
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"so she can give that Good Time Charlie the heave-ho."
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"I may need to cut you off."
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"Yeah, maybe you better."
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"And-and your dad's been gone a long time."
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"Maybe this is none of your business."
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"I beg to differ."
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"I used to live in those genitals."
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"And if someone wants to move into my old room,"
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"I should at least get a vote."
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"Leonard has found the time machine the killer must've used."
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"You're all inside it,"
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"and we hurtle through the very fabric of time."
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"And welcome to 20 years in the future."
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"Well, my beer isn't flat and my rack's not saggy."
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"So far, the future's great."
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"Hey, can I go to the bathroom?"
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"Fine, just try not to look too alive."
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"That's my jam."
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"But why?"
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"Here are some facts"
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"about yourselves in the future"
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"that might contain a clue."
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"Hey, I-I won"
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"the Nobel Prize in physiology."
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"Then I used the money to buy Stuart's comic book store,"
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"and close it down so Sheldon would pay attention to me."
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"Not the worst idea."
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"Hmm! I'm a professor at Stanford. Hmm!"
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"So I guess you two are making it work long distance."
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"Oh, no."
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"In this game, as your careers both took off,"
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"you drifted apart."
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"Kind of like how future me"
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