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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Mac Day (S09E09)

"We are about to officially begin Mac Day."
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"For the entirety of this day, we will forced to do everything Mac wants us to do."
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"And if anyone is caught complaining?"
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"If you cannot resist the urge to complain,"
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"you are allowed one scream a day to the ceremonial screaming pillow. That's right."
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"Charlie, when it was your day,"
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"for goblins for ten hours straight?"
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"- 'cause we found three. It was pretty sweet. - We found none."
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"- Yeah? - We found no ghouls, we found no goblins,"
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"Guys, this whole thing was meant to bring us closer together,"
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"and by the end of it, you're gonna feel a little bit closer to me,"
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"Because I've modeled my day after the seven days of God's creation,"
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"- Oh! - Come on, man."
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"- Really? - For crying out loud, my knees are..."
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"On the first day, God said, "Let there be..."
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"Yeah, and five hours alone dedicated to the evils of homosexuality... from him?"
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"Did anyone else notice that he had an erection the entire time?"
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"Okay, guys, I want to introduce a new theme to the day."
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"And I quote once again from Genesis."
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""And God said, 'Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters,"
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"and let it divide the waters from the waters.'"
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"And it was so.""
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"It's water. I'm saying "water,""
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"'cause it said water, like, eight times. So, it's water."
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"That's what the whole thing is-- water."
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"- Ah. - Yes!"
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"We're doing a Project Badass video over the Schuylkill River."
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"- Ah. - All right! Hey!"
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"Do you guys hear the motorcycle?"
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"- Your cousin? - Yeah, my cousin from the country."
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"I haven't seen him in, like, forever, but, guys, trust me."
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"- Country Mac! - Hey, City Mac!"
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"Holy shit, there's two of them."
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"I don't even know what it is you want us to do."
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"- What?! - Yeah, I'm gonna jump from the top of the bridge to the water."
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"but I need this to feel real, okay, guys?"
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"So, I need you to be neutral about the jumper prior to the jump,"
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"because I need to draw the jump in later to match your reaction."
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"- You're not jumping? - No, I'm not gonna jump."
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"I draw it in later because it's like a post effect."
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"Well, what's badass about that?"
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"Your reaction is badass, you know?"
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"I've never seen anything as badass as that." You know? Oh..."
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"Now, later, if you want to do, like, a Rudy-type situation"
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"- It's not a post effect? - No, that's a practical fect,"
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"You're not gonna be badass, but you're gonna..."
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"This is all sounding a little bit like a complaint from you guys."
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"Who's complaining?! We don't know what's going on!"
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"- Badass! Badass! Badass! - Badass! Badass!"
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"All right, Country Mac, let's do... Keep it going. Keep it going."
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"Jump, asshole!"
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"Okay, so, I'm gonna run to the end,"
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"book as fast as I can to the fence, climb up to the top, stop,"
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"- So, you're not gonna jump? - I don't jump, okay?"
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"Evel Knievel didn't jump. Johnny Knoxville doesn't jump."
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"I don't want you to get hurt. Let me handle it."
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"- No, we don't know his name. - We don't know it."
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"We don't know what his name is, and that's okay, but we don't know each other."
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"- Hi. - How are you?"
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"- Oh! - Suicide is badass."
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"- Right! - No, no, no, no, Rudy's not trying to kill himself."
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"- We don't know his name. - He just likes to jump, I guess."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Mac is the one who's the badass, remember that."
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"Will you stop, stop, stop? Everybody stop. Come on, guys. What are we doing?"
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"Well, whatever it is, we got to get on the same page."
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"Otherwise, we're gonna have to do it over and over and over..."
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"- How'd it look? Badass! - It looked badass, dude."
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"I cannot believe you jumped."
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"Um, can we put him on our shoulders and parade him around like Rudy?"
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"I'm feeling that now. I want to do that."
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"- I'm feeling that now. - Yeah, yeah..."
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"No, no, no, no, no, I don't think that's gonna work anymore."
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"- I mean... I mean, it was your idea... - No, we're very full. We're very full now."
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"This is not gonna play. We're gonna move on to day four now."
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"Uh, day three is when God created trees and grass and nature."
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"You know, kind of a bullshit day, so we're gonna move on"
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"to day four where God created the stars."
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"Okay, I'm gonna need you guys to go ahead"
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"No, we're on day four."
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"- But there's herb. - Hmm?"
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"- Puff, puff, pass, bitches. - Yeah."
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"This isn't about fun. It's about fearing God, okay?"
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"I'm trying to convert you guys."
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"Oh, my God, is that what this is about? You're not gonna convert me in one day."
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"He will destroy you with tornadoes and earthquakes and AIDS."
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"- Oh... - Oh, my God."
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"- The smell of rain. - Yeah."
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"- That's why I believe in God. - Yeah."
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"Not because of the things that he takes away from us but"
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"- Oh... dude. - Shit, dude."
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"See, that's the God I-I... I like that."
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"- I'm choosing that one. - Excuse me, who's talking back there?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, shut up, science bitch!"
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"Oh. What the hell?"
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"Carbs-wise, this is gonna set me back, but I don't even give a shit."
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"- Country Mac's awesome. - Yes."
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"- It's... Yes. - Yeah."
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"All these years I've been feeling like I hate karate."
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"And, like, I hate Project Badass and, like..."
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"I realize..."
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"you know what I really hate..."
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"- is Mac. - Yes."
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"Like, he's made all those cool things suck."
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"but I'm ready to get back on."
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"Dude, did you guys see the way Country Mac was riding his motorcycle?"
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"- Yeah. Badass, dude! - No, it was reckless once again."
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"- Come on, it was awesome! - He was like Batman,"
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"Yeah, we'll skip that. You're skipping a lot of days, dude."
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"You're the one who came up with the structure, so... that's preposterous."
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"God created the beasts of the earth and he made man in his own image."
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"And beholdeth... the image of God."
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"- Why? - Because we're gonna grease up these beefcakes."
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"No! No! Come on! No!"
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"- Take it easy, Frank. - Frank, you better take it easy!"
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"The least we can do is pay them back in tan and grease."
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"- Hey, there you are. - Country Mac, man. Hey, bro."
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"Listen, dude, can you get us out of here?"
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"Yeah, you got to get us out of here, man."
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"Get out of here? I'm lovin' it."
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"I've been gettin' phone numbers left and right."
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