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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Matrimonial Metric (S11E11)

"your job is to make my life easier."
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"(groans) Damn it."
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"Hey, Stuart, you still want in on this wedding?"
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"(sighs) Fine, I'll do it."
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"and play on my phone."
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"They are quite similar--"
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"no one has a chance to get a word in edgewise."
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"doing wedding research for you."
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"Sheldon, tell your funny story about pretzels."
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"of having pretzels at our wedding? Hmm?"
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"No! (stammers) I got to go."
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"and dog-eared some pages."
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"Me likey."
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"and some will perform those better than others."
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"(mouth full): What?"
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"Quick."
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"We'll find out."
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"Penny gets 20 points for the sewing kit."
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"but you can't tell him that I told you."
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"Nope. Don't want to hear it."
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"I'm your girl. Lay it on me."
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"Oh, you're good."
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"to Arcadia within the hour."
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"Yeah, and Amy gave me this plastic ring"
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"Oh. Everything okay?"
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"I realize I've violated your trust"
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"Is that it?"
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"I mean, if I didn't collect data,"
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"But do me a favor and unlock the liquor cabinet first."
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"Sheldon, what am I gonna do about my maid of honor?"
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"They gave us plain rice instead of fried rice."
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"What did you need the kit for?"
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"But you can never say a word."
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"Not even to Howard."
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"Really?"
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"and he ripped his pants."
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"and a gentleman of honor."
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"Doesn't matter. This is fine."
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"if there's one thing in this world I'm sure of,"
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"then I don't want to be morally right."
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"Yeah. I'll just have the mac."
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"Ooh! A minute, 19."
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"I've had my eye on this limited edition Swamp Thing,"
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"So get ready for a wedding toast delivered by his armpit."
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"Do not like to engage in gossip."
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"Now, either way, you'll get flowers the next morning."
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"and I'm having trouble deciding between Penny and Bernadette."
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"(laughs)"
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"Don't be a child."
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"Literally, nothing interesting."
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"(laughs)"
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"Really, a walking clump of swamp grass?"
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"Wha-- they're rating us."
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"No, I tell him everything."
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"and you can do whatever you want,"
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"because this is mine."
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"That's funny. I always thought"
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"the Wolowitz line ends here."
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"WOLOWITZ: Uh-oh."
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"But for future lies,"
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"none of this matters."
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"that I need to tell someone."
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"I don't think they're acting."
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"Can I interest you in a cappuccino?"
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"So, you know, normal wedding drama."
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"That's true."
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"Picking a best man isn't about keeping score."
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"but you all turned against me."
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"And Amy's your best friend."
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"Make the call."
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"Sheldon made me best man instead of you."
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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