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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Matrimonial Metric (S11E11)

"Okay, fine, catamaran."
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"That's our code word."
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"Okay. Uh, pretzels."
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"You hear me say pretzels, you change the subject."
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"What?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we started."
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"Hey, just-just hold the gate still while I screw it in."
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"about all this baby-proofing."
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"If Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs,"
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"then maybe that's nature's way of saying"
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"Howard was nature's way of saying"
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"Me, too, but life does find a way!"
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"Hey, Halley can't reach the liquor cabinet."
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"Why did you baby-proof it?"
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"Fair point."
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"LEONARD: Bernadette still going stir-crazy?"
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"Oh, a little."
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"Really? That sounds great. How do I get that?"
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"You'd either have to break your hip or let Howard knock you up."
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"Oh, she-she doesn't have to do that."
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"She wants to. After all, you were her maid of honor."
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"No, rhinos. We're having rhinos at our wedding."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"I mean, Bernadette gave me all these bridal magazines."
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"She even folded down the pages with the good dresses."
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"Hmm. Hmm."
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"I get it."
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"You know, Leonard once borrowed my Edmund Scientific catalogue"
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"Never got 'em straight again."
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"Well, that is exactly the same thing."
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"You really understand my dilemma."
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"Actually, I do. My mother"
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"and I hate to disappoint her again."
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"without anybody getting upset?"
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"Well, what if we take emotion out of the process,"
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"Then we aren't really making the decision;"
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"the data is."
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"So we can hurt our friends' feelings"
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"without taking any responsibility?"
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"to something as subjective as choosing a wedding party?"
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"That decision only seems subjective."
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"In reality,"
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"If I may use a superhero analogy... You may not."
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"Okay, I'll use real people."
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"Um, if a certain dog-like loyalty is useful,"
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"then it's Leonard, hmm?"
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"If, uh, having a PEZ dispenser"
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"filled with TUMS is an advantage, Wolowitz, yeah."
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"If a best man with fake testicles hanging"
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"from his truck is important,"
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"well, then, my brother's back in the running."
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"So we break down each of the roles"
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"into their component parts,"
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"Exactly. Boy, if I had known getting married was going to"
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"So Leonard, tell everyone your news."
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"Oh, oh, I'm starting a book."
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"That would be big news from Penny,"
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"He means he's writing a book."
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"Yeah. It's about a brilliant physicist"
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"who solves crimes using science."
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"Oh, Leonard..."
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"It's not about you."
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"He probably has to say that for legal reasons."
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"Well, no fair!"
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"I SoulCycled this morning."
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"I agree. Who's gonna step up and handle it?"
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"(mouths)"
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"Penny?"
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"You know what? I'll take care of it."
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"(speaks Mandarin)"
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"Done."
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"I'm really impressed at how you handled that, Howard."
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"WOLOWITZ: Please."
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"I've been sending food back my entire life."
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""I had breast milk for breakfast.""
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"Excuse me, b-before we start eating,"
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"I-I would like to make a toast."
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"If only I could think of one."
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"Hey. Here's the sewing kit you asked for."
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"Yes. I am going through a bit of a timing phase."
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"Sh-Sheldon was squatting down to pick up a fork"
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"Oh, someone's gonna be sore tomorrow."
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"(door closes) Oh, quick thinking."
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"this is as far as I can squat."
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"Yeah, minus five,"
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"Did Bernadette even try to send us a sewing kit?"
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"She did. Amazon, standard shipping,"
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"not even Prime. (gasps)"
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"Maybe we're being old-fashioned,"
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"defining these roles by gender."
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"You know, historically, the best man's role"
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"was to defend the bride and groom in combat."
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"I mean, if that's not Penny,"
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"I don't know what we're doing here."
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"I see your point."
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"Okay, we are officially open to a best woman"
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"Oh, those names are terrible."
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"One point off for you."
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"What am I being tested for?"
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"Oh, it's not important. But if you don't pass,"
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"Okay, what's the next test?"
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"Loyalty."
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"We need to choose someone who has our backs,"
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"someone who will keep our secrets even from each other."
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"Well, I don't have any secrets from you."
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"Do you have secrets from me?"
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"Yes."
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"Come here."
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"Yeah, I like to think so. Great."
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"Because I need to tell you something about Howard,"
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"Okay. I respect your integrity."
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"Because I already know. And that's all I'll say."
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"Fine, it has a charcoal filter in it."
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"It's really sweet of you to come by and keep me company."
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"Agreed. Uh..."
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"So, listen, I have a secret"
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"I can control the thermostat"
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"And when he makes me mad,"
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"I turn it up, slightly."
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