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Clips from South Park - Nobody Got Cereal? (S22E22)

"I'm sorry that we were getting a lot"
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"of different information at the time."
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"You know, even you were wrong"
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"about a lot of the things you said would happen --"
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"Nothing. I didn't mean --"
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"See ya later, alligator."
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"I am sorry, please! I'm cereal!"
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"You're real cereal."
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"You know who my mentor was?"
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"Me! Al Gore!"
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"Hello, Al Gore."
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"[ Gasps ] It's him! Just in time, too."
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"Oh, no. That's fine."
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"and can play some "Red Dead Redemption,""
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"and then I get a call about another school shooting."
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"Five different witnesses say it was definitely..."
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"God damn it!"
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"There is no such thing as a ManBearPig, you got that?!"
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"Fuck scientists!"
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"Why are you trying to figure out what's going on"
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"with scientists?!"
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"The only thing I want to know is"
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"who committed this school shooting"
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"are in jail! Detective!"
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"The four shooting suspects broke out a while ago."
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"Oh, well, there you go! It was them again!"
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"to figure that out, did I?"
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"Now how the fuck did those kids"
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"Jenkins said they tricked him."
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"Said they could show him a way to fast travel"
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"in "Red Dead Redemption" by upgrading his camp,"
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"and then they just took off."
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"There's a way to fast travel if you upgrade your camp?"
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"Jesus."
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"You better start from the beginning."
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"Reporter: More damage and destruction today"
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"as the death toll rises to the hundreds."
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"Some see this as evidence ManBearPig might be real,"
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"while others say ManBearPig is a fabrication"
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"for political gains -- [ ManBearPig roars ]"
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"[ Sternly ] What did you do?"
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"Oh, Billy. [ Chuckles ]"
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"My grandson come to visit!"
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"This isn't the first time ManBearPig has shown up, is it?"
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"What happened?"
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"Billy, I have Alzheimer's."
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"I don't even remember what happened this morning."
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"Cut the shit, Grandpa."
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"You people knew. You made a deal with that thing."
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"We thought we'd be dead by now!"
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"Aw, great! Just tell the whole world, Margret!"
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"We didn't want to have to give the demon his stuff back!"
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"What stuff?!"
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"All our cars."
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"And premium boutique ice cream."
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"You couldn't control yourselves"
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"so now that thing is here to kill all of us!"
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"I had a vision, Kyle. Al Gore's ghost visited me."
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"Well, his ghost came to me, Kyle."
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"He said he had a plan, and we need to go."
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"Mrph rmh rmphm?"
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"[ Crickets chirping ]"
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"We shouldn't be out here!"
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"We're wanted by the police."
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm."
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"Mrph rmhmhm rm!"
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"[ Roars ]"
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"I was told to come here by the spirit of Al Gore."
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"Us, too. But why?"
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"Remember..."
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"even though I am gone, you must still work together."
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"Work together how?"
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"[ Gunfire, screaming from a TV ]"
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"You bitch!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"You're playing Red Dead Redemption, aren't you?"
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"What did I tell you about playing on my save game, Maggie?"
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"No. No. This is my life, now, Harrison Yates."
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"I started over, with me own save game."
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"See for yourself."
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"You and all your talk of wanting your own life."
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"I wanted something new, too!"
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"and worked my way up to the new gang leader!"
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"I built a house with John Marston."
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"I'm helping his family, now."
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"You fucking slut!"
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"That's right, Harrison Yates."
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"And what have you got?"
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"A basic starter horse and the $20 gambler's hat"
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"you won in a poker match."
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"I'm not telling."
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"You wanted your own life, and now, you got it!"
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"Maggie!"
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"And in conclusion, let me just say that you are the future."
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"You cannot give up hope."
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"I brought you all together because I believe in you."
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"Okay, but what do you want us to --"
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"And sometimes, believing is all that we need to be cereal."
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"Did you guys like my movie?"
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"Exactly. I'm trying to get you to ask,"
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""What would Al Gore do?""
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"Yes -- to get you all to not give up."
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"To get you to fight!"
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"You don't understand. There is no fight."
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"and no mortal can do anything to stop him."
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"Are you really gonna stand there and not say you appreciate"
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"I...must admit, people up here on Earth"
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"Maybe...maybe it is time I did something for them."
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"Grampa: We were all young and foolish back then, Billy."
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"We didn't think about the future."
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"This creature shows up, and it seemed like a good deal,"
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"for everyone in town."
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"Ah, Billy, it's not that simple."
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"We thought about it. But our town was so tiny back then."
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"We just -- We wanted nice things other people had."
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"what it would mean for your grandchildren."
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"I didn't think I'd have grandkids."
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"I didn't even want children"
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"But then, one night, I'm having sex with your grandma,"
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"and she sticks her finger in my ass."
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