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Clips from The Boondocks - Freedomland (S04E04)

"I don't want y'all laying around the house"
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"getting chunky and whatnot,"
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"so I figured a job in the fresh air would do you gentlemen good."
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"You figured out another way to use us to make money."
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"Yep. Smart kid."
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"I opened a living-history theme park."
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"Boring."
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"Brings the 19th century to life."
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"You're forcing black people to re-enact"
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"the most painful period in our history?"
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"But with cotton candy and a merry-go-round!"
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"And come on, Huey, not just black people."
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"I'm progressive enough to force all races to re-enact your painful history"
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"if they owe me money."
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"Even Jews! Isn't it wonderful?"
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"Yowza! Yowza!"
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"Come one, come all! Welcome to freedomland!"
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"Oh, mammy!"
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"What kind of job is this? We're dressed like slaves!"
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"We are slaves, granddad."
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"This is some bullshit!"
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"My feet hurt! One of y'all take me home right now!"
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"I think it's great!"
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"All this fresh air and sunshine, and who needs shoes?!"
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"My toes like to be free."
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"Why are you here anyway?"
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"Well, I heard there were positions open in Freedomland,"
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"and I'm sort of a history buff, if I may say so myself."
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"So I applied!"
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"Who applies to be a slave?"
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"Oh, man, my feet hurt so bad."
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"Oh, toughen up, Riley."
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"This is a great opportunity to go back to a noble time for black Americans..."
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"when we overcame obstacles and struggled to be"
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"the free, fully realized human beings we are."
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"God bless America!"
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"Yeah. We need to burn this place down."
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"You've got that right, Tom."
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"God bless America."
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"Welcome to freedomland, you lazy bastards."
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"This here is your orientation."
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"Ruckus, are you trying to tell us"
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"that we're supposed to act like slaves and be cool with it?"
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"Really?"
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"Here you will learn to look down when a rich white man is coming,"
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"buck dance if you hear anything resembling a tune,"
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"and denounce any feelings that resemble self-esteem and/or self-worth."
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"Not on your life, Ruckus."
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"Yeah, we ain't going for this shit."
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"First rich white man I see, I'm telling him to suck..."
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"I ain't saying shit."
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"You can call me Toby, Obama, Cleveland..."
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"That's right, nigga. That is right."
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"Now, there will be a short boot camp to make sure"
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"which will make our rich patrons feel bad"
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"for not voting for universal healthcare."
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"Ruckus, you must be out of your damn mind! Aah!"
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"Boy, the sound of that whip sure is sweet."
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"It's like Jesus gently snapping his fingers."
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"so we will leave your names be."
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"But you two little niggas, oh,"
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"you have aggressive names and as such,"
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"they will be changed!"
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"Huey, you are now "Nigga One" or "One" for short."
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"Riley, your name is "Nigga Two" or "Two" for short."
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"Two, tote that bale of hay to my horse,"
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"who I have affectionately named "Nigger.""
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"Old nigger gonna die today 'cause he ain't gettin' Jack."
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"Ruckus, this is inhumane!"
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"Who the hell said that niggas was human in the first place?"
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"Huey, you better listen to this fool before he hits you with that whip."
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"Granddad, I'm nobody's property, and neither are you."
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"Don't you remember when he signed his freedom away to Mr. Eddie?"
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"Shoot, you niggas should be grateful you not working at sub-saharan food bank land."
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"Tom!"
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"Yes, Ruckus?"
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"From now on, my name is not Ruckus."
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"It is boss!"
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"You tough, huh?"
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"Well, we got ways of dealing with your type."
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"In modern America, who would believe"
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"people would want to be entertained by slaves?"
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"On your marks, get set... kick!"
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"But we were all under Eddie's thumb."
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"people will do things they aren't proud of."
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"We be a happy clan!"
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"Singing and dancing the day away!"
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"Oh, I can't hear you."
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"And we got real meth-and-crack-addicted kids at the gift shop."
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"Use them as your servants. We don't give a [beep]."
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"See the concierge on your way out."
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"Well, old Uncle Ruckus here has a special surprise for you."
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"Today, we are debuting a special interactive game!"
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"I know it's not 19th century, but it's just so much fun."
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"In order to keep ruckus' whip off my grandad's back,"
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"It was a very long day."
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"Pay no attention to the balloon. It won't inflate."
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"That's just to give the game a sense of fun."
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"Now, if you will all reach under your chairs, you'll find water cannons."
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"- Got it! - Aw, yeah!"
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"Huh?"
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"That's enough! Our slave shift is over!"
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"If you kids don't put those guns down,"
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"Huey, you all right?"
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"I won't do this again."
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"You're not gonna have to. Let's go home."
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"Hush up!"
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"Huh?"
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"Where you niggas think y'all going?"
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"We goin' home, Ruckus. The park is closed."
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"Home? You niggas don't get it, do ya?"
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"This is your home."
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"Oh, no, seriously, you niggas live here now."
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"In retrospect, none of us should have been surprised."
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"For decades, people allowed the middle class to wither and die."
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"Yes. Welcome home, niggas."
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"Ruckus, this is insane!"
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"You can't keep us here!"
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"Well, looks to me like I can do whatever I want to, slave."
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"What a joyous feeling it is just to say that word."
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