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Clips from The Simpsons - Team Homer (S07E07)

"Oh, no. My brains."
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"Hey, nice, quote, uniforms, end quote."
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"This just in. A new addition to our worst-dressed list: those guys!"
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"Oh, forget this. I am far too fragile..."
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"to withstand an evening of barbs like that."
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"Oh, come on. If we quit now, we'll never know how badly they're gonna beat us."
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"Yeah, you're right. That's the kind of thing that would haunt ya."
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": Buenas noches, senoritas.!"
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"What did he say? What did he say? Was that about me?"
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"Okay, Otto. Pressure's on."
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"Don't choke. Don't choke. Don't choke. Don't... choke."
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"Oh, man! I knew I was gonna choke."
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"- That's a funny-lookin' strike. - Come on, guys."
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"Let's be the team that supports each other."
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"You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!"
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"Help each other out! That'll be our motto!"
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"You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!"
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"Make this spare, I give you free gelato!"
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"Then back to my place, where I will get you blotto!"
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"- Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. - You can do it, Otto! You can do it-"
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"Guys, I made the spare. We won."
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"- Let me set the scene for you, Marge. - All right."
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"- It's a 7-10 split, the hardest shot in bowling. - Uh-huh."
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"It was all up to me, so I got up all my courage."
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"Right away, my lips started to move..."
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"and I came up with a chant that won the match!"
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"- Who knocked down the pins? - I don't know. You know, some guy. Otto, I guess."
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"- Good for him. - Yes, but, Marge, you're missing the point."
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"The individual doesn't matter. It was a team effort."
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"And I was the one who came up with the whole team idea."
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"- Me. - I can't believe Otto picked up a 7-10 split."
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"- He's phenomenal. Wow. - But-"
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"Several days ago, a violent riot erupted..."
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"incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan."
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"To ensure that this frenzied dance of destruction is never repeated..."
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"Huh? Uniforms?"
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"Say hello to our little genius, Martin, who looks even smarter..."
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"in this vest and short pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street."
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"Or how about little Lisa Simpson?"
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"She'll have no reason to play the blues in this snappy ensemble..."
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"topped off with a saucy French beret..."
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"that seems to scream "silence. ""
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"Oh, I've just been informed we've run out of extra large."
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"Go, Moe.! Go, Moe.! Don't make Homer shout out, "D'oh.!""
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"Yeah!"
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"Yea!"
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"All right, Snake. Make us proud."
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"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10."
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"Ah, we forfeit."
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"We'll take it."
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"There it is, boys: the championship trophy."
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"Whoo. We will never possess it."
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"The Holy Rollers have won it five years in a row."
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"They think they're so high and mighty..."
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"just 'cause they never got caught drivin' without pants."
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"It's me. Ned."
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"Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets..."
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"and these shorts leave nothing to the imagination."
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"- These uniforms suck. - Bart, where do you pick up words like that?"
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"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. Theyjust plain sucked."
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"I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
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"- Homer, watch your mouth! - I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening."
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"- We are not wieners. - Then what are you dressed like that for?"
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"- They made us. - Oh. "They made us. ""
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"That's loser talk. You gotta start acting more like me and my team..."
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"the future league champions of the world."
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"Nothing's gonna stop us now."
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"Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling."
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"- Sir, that's a check for your boweling. - Oh, yes. That's very important."
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"Yes, sir. Remember that month you didn't do it?"
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"Yes, that was unpleasant for all concerned."
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"Anyway, back to the checks. Stop everything!"
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"- I don't remember writing a check for bowling. - Hmm."
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"Oh, yes. That greedy, grasping glob of chemicals."
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"Probably one of your ether-induced hallucinations, sir."
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"It was either Pops Freshenmeyer..."
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"or Homer Simpson."
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"Simpson, eh? Let's shut down this bowling scam right now."
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"Come on, Homer. Come on, Homer. Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer."
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"You rolled it. You rolled it."
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"By the way, rhyming "Homer" with "Homer"-"
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"Look at them, Smithers, enjoying their embezzlement."
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"I have a much uglier word for it, sir: misappropriation."
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"Simpson.!"
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"- You wanna join my what? - You wanna what his team?"
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"I've had one of my unpredictable changes of heart."
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"Seeing these fine young athletes reveling in the humiliation of a vanquished foe-"
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"I'll tell you what. I'll give him a shot, and if he stinks..."
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"it'll be easier to tell him no."
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"Ooh-"
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"It wasn't any easier."
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"Ah, these uniforms are a godsend."
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"Horseplay's down 40%. Youthful exuberance has been cut in half."
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"High spirits are at an all-time low."
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"- They've even begun blinking in unison. - I love that sound."
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"Now, children, while you're having quiet time..."
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"I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall."
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"Oh, there's something I used..."
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"to do in this situation, but can't remember."
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"Ha- ho?"
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"I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr. Businessman."
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"I bet I'll get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma."
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"Look at that. All the way to the end with only one push."
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"That's the third game in a row he cost us, Homer."
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"- Mamma mia.! - Hoot, mon!"
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"Whoo! They begged me to join their team- begged me."
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"Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas?"
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"Uh, Mr. Burns, next week is the big championship game."
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"Ah, yes, that silly championship."
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"The only ship worth a damn is friendship."
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"Look. Here comes the "friend ship" sailing your way."
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"Ooh, here. Let me get that, friend."
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"Oops. Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you."
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"You're it."
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"- Now you are the one who is it. - Understood."
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"Well, I've gotta hand it to you, Seymour. These drab student coverings..."
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"have created the perfect distraction-free environment..."
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"thus preparing the children for permanent positions in tomorrow's mills..."
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"and processing facilities."
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"Best of all, with less than a minute to go before I leave..."
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