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Clips from The Simpsons - Skinner's Sense of Snow (S12E12)

"Back in 'Nam, I could command respect."
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"Sarge, let's make a break for it while the guards are partying with Jane Fonda."
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"Uh, well, uh, one time, I'm eating a candy bar at the beach..."
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"- and a girl starts taking off her bathing suit- - Get back to the candy bar!"
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"- Huh? - I said, stand down!"
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"I'm not joking, people. From now on there will be no talking out of turn or leaving this room."
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"Actually there are. Five, 10, 15, 20- Uh, can you two share a hook?"
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"- Yes, sir. - We're fine then."
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"- I think we hit something. - I hope it's Flanders."
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"I'm just kidding! Hey, you're all right."
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"All right. Lights out."
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"For all we know, hundreds of rescue workers are digging us out right now."
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"We're trapped!"
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"Mr. Army Man? I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit."
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"- Is that some sort of plush novelty? - Yes, ma'am."
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"Well, here's a scouring pad. It's just as good."
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"It's cold and hurt-y."
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"Uh-What the-"
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"A tunnel!"
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"- Not on my watch he's not! - Oh, no!"
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"I know it looks like the path to freedom."
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"But one collapse, and presto- you've got a snow casket."
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"- I was gonna put buttresses in. - Gonna, wanna, shoulda. Willie, destroy it."
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"He did do a bonny job, sir."
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"Defying orders, eh? Well, I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage too."
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"That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around."
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"This is a gross misuse of school property."
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"All right. That's it."
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"I'm writing all your names on the detention list in my mind."
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"Silence, Seymour! We're in charge now."
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"Your reign of fussiness is over."
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"You are hereby ordered to go nuts!"
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"I always knew I would die caked in something."
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"Wait. Let's just leave it on..."
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"till we forget our troubles."
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"I can't write this. It's a grammatical nightmare."
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"- Mau! Didi mau! - I'm getting a cramp in my wrist!"
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"Oh, boo-hoo. After all the times I've done it..."
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"my wrist sounds like a cement mixer."
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"I told you no one can climb a rope. It's physically impossible."
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"What part of didi mau don't you understand?"
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"Nelson, put that globe down! Milhouse, stay out of my desk!"
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"We can finally see our permanent records!"
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""Lisa is an outstanding student with a slight tendency toward know-it-all-ism"?"
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"That's not even a word!"
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"Then we'll get rid of the record permanently!"
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"Hey, look how much Skinner makes."
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"- Twenty-five thousand dollars a year! - Wow!"
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"Let's see. He's 40 years old, times 25 grand."
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"I wasn't a principal when I was one!"
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"Plus, in the summer, he paints houses!"
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"If I were a billionaire, why would I be living with my mother?"
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"Oh, they're just not responding to logic anymore."
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"I'll never win this alone."
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"There's only one guy who can help me now."
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"Look! I'm throwing paper!"
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"You're my only hope, Nibbles."
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"There you are! Falcon to Eagle. Have located bag of crap."
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"Huh?"
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"Homer? Homer!"
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"- Homer, wake up! The car's filling with- - I know. Ranch dressing."
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"A hamster ball!"
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"- Whoo-hoo! - Now, let's go save those kids!"
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"You're the camel! Hey, this car's got cruise control."
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"Homer, that's not how it-"
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"Not Huck Finn! I spent hours crossing out the sass-back!"
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"- What was that? - It sounded like a silo tipping over."
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"You did it, Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack."
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"Huh?"
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"- Skinner! - Oh! Superintendent Chalmers!"
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"What are you doing in that ridiculous duffel, Seymour?"
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"And is that burning literature I smell?"
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"- There is, sir. - Ah! Then I'm happy."
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"it's pretending things didn't happen."
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"And I think this is one of those."
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"No, seriously. I wasn't listening."
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"Come on, kids. Let's leave this awful place and never come back."
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"- And the exhaust pipe is leaking. - Wha-"
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"And furthermore-"
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"Ignore her, Effendi. We have each other."
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"Shh!"
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"You people can dress yourselves!"
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"- Yeah. They really hurt that guy's feelings. - I know!"
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"Enjoy the show. For one day, we shall die."
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"Oh, no, you don't! I paid full price for this freak show!"
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"Now, nourish the child within me!"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"# Spend my days pitching woo to you #"
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"We're snowed in!"
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"The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard..."
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"from winter wonderland to a class-three kill storm."
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"You're wearing the jacket right now."
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"#That name again is Mr. Plow #"
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"- Skinner! - Eh, that's no help."
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"No, you fool!"
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"I'm tired of taking orders from G.I. Jerk!"
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"Yeah. As a tribute to Princess Di."
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"And Dodi. Because these days, princesses-"
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"Aw, stupid ice!"
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"Mm, sounds like a plan."
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"No! You can't go in there!"
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"- Whoa! He's a millionaire! - Wow!"
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"Aw, nuts."
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"So long, Johnny Tremain. Your Newberry Award won't save you now!"
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"- We're gonna crash! - Do you have air bags?"
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"Look! The snow's melting!"
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"Uh- W-W-Well, sir, I, uh-"
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"Bart, if there's one thing I'm good at..."
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"Watching those women is giving me ideas."
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"Why, yes, it is Christmas Eve."
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"My car, your roof. It's only fair."
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"If you don't eat your relish, you're not getting any mayonnaise."
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"Well, I hope you've all learned something from Nelson's "headstrongedness.""
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"The hell with this. I'm gettin' outta here!"
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"Okay, Skinner."
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"Ow! Ohh!"
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"There'd better be a good explanation for this."
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"Merry Christmas from the Simpsons!"
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"Boy, that salt really ate through the car."
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"It's hauntingly beautiful, isn't it?"
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