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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk (S01E01)

"Oh, my agent in Hollywood?"
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"Could you reach my mother? She's in Winfield Kansas."
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"Oh, if you reach your mother would you ask her to telephone"
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"the Bigsby tailors in Newport?"
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"We're expected there for dinner on Tuesday."
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"Please folks, I think the first thing we should do is get in"
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"touch with somebody that has a boat."
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"[radio picks up signal] Wait a minute."
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"I think it's working. Here, Skipper, try it."
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"I'll take the radio."
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"CQ. Come in, CQ. CQ, this is a mayday."
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"This is a mayday. Calling CQ."
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"- CQ, calling CQ. - Skipper, where can I--"
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"Not now, Gilligan."
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"Stay where you are. Don't come any closer."
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"(Skipper) 'CQ, calling CQ.'"
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"But Skipper, these logs are heavy."
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"- Calling CQ. CQ. - I hear it! I hear it!"
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"It means it works. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet."
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"- Where can I put 'em? - Just drop 'em anywhere."
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"- This is the Skipper-- - Drop 'em?"
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"Drop 'em!"
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"[logs crash]"
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"Wait a minute, Skipper."
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"I know what your gonna say and you're right."
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"I've been nothing but trouble to everybody."
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"I threw the radio in the ocean.."
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"...and I just crushed the transmitter."
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"But I'll make it up to you, honest."
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"How, Gilligan?"
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"You don't have to pay me for this weeks work."
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"- Still don't see a thing. - Nothing there."
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"When we get back I'm going to have"
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"the entire navy demoted for this."
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"Well perhaps, we can get some information on the radio."
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"(man on radio) 'And here's another flash about the exciting'"
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"'rescue of the castaways. The coast guard just picked'"
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"'up all the passengers and crew who were marooned'"
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"'on the tropical island.'"
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"Picked them up?"
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"(man on radio) 'And they're bringing them back to civilization.'"
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"'According to earlier reports they were believed'"
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"'to be survivors from the S.S. Minnow.'"
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"Well, it wasn't our island they sighted."
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"It was another island with other castaways."
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"Oh, we're not going to be saved."
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"(man on radio) 'So the happy group that was marooned for 11 years..'"
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"11 years?"
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"(man on radio) '...are safe and steaming for home aboard.'"
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"'the coastguard cutter.'"
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"Coastguard cutter?"
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"We thought it was going to be the Navy at least."
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"Oh, I'm glad they didn't find our island."
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"We're both terribly overdressed."
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"Don't feel so bad."
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"The other group was stranded for 11 years."
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"We'll get rescued in ten."
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"Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five."
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"Four. Three. Two. One."
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"Christmas Eve, and we're still on this island."
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"Yes, I thought for sure we'd be home by now."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, Gilligan, it's not your fault."
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"Merry, merry Christmas. Oh, merry Christmas to you all."
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"Well, thank you, Santa."
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"Please tell us what we have to be merry about?"
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"Why, certainly, good, sir."
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"You might have been lost at sea and never reached this island."
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"- He's right. - That's right."
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"Or you might have hit an island that had no food or water."
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"That's right too."
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"Or you might have all been, enemies by now."
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"Instead of the family group that you are, who all learned"
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"to get along with each other."
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"By George, this bearded gentleman is right."
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"That's right, good, sir."
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"So remember and be of good spirit."
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"Merry Christmas to all."
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"Ha-ha-ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas."
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"What's everybody looking at?"
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"What's everybody looking at?"
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"You'll never believe it, Skipper."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas, Gilligan. Thank you. Merry Christmas."
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"- Merry Christmas, Skipper. - Merry Christmas."
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"(Santa and elves together) 'Merry Christmas.'"
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"'Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.'"
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"* They're here for a long long time *"
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"* They'll have to make the best of things *"
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"* It's an uphill climb *"
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"* The first mate and his Skipper too *"
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"* Will do their very best *"
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"* To make the others comfortable In their tropic island nest *"
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"* No phone, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury *"
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"* Like Robinson Crusoe It's primitive as can be *"
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"* So join us here each week my friends *"
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"* You're sure to get a smile *"
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"* From seven stranded castaways Here on Gilligan's Isle **"
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"Oh, what a wonderful Christmas wish, Gilligan."
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"Up, down, up, down.'"
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"The radio. I gotta tell 'em I caught the radio."
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"Think of something."
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