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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest (S04E04)

"I got a goddamn great reason for getting you out of bed."
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"You gotta spend money to make money: Economics 101, dude."
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"You're bleeding us to death,"
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"Everything on there is a business expense."
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"Who spent $500 for laser hair removal?"
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"Your head of security."
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"Yeah. Just wait till he saves your life one day with it."
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"$6,000 on a camcorder."
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"What I bought is a business expense."
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"- What did you get? - I bought a billboard."
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"two-for-one drink specials on Thursdays.""
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"kicking someone in the nuts. And people will go, "Hey, what's this wacky place?"
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"Dennis, you and I on the same team. Hot chick up on the billboard."
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"It's Advertising 101: long legs, taut breasts and tight poopers."
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"that this is the point in the conversation where I would volunteer"
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"There's no way you can be up on that billboard."
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"- Let me get the point out! The point... - Anything is better than you."
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"I'm going to take one of my characters and I'm going to"
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"- Green Man into anything. - Well, we'll see about that."
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"I don't even know what he's talking about half the time, bro, but..."
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"- We're talking billboard ideas. - Don't waste your time."
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"I know what the billboard's going to look like already:"
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"Well, that's just simply not going to happen."
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"But if we put some hot beefcake up there, maybe it'll attract more chicks."
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"That's a good point. Okay, I like that. Let's slap my picture up there."
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"It's about time I got my modeling career off the ground anyway."
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"- of Paddy's Bar. - That's ridiculous, Frank."
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"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank."
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"And you will never, ever be on that billboard."
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"Good morning, Philadelphia!"
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"you won't need a pot of gold to get sloppy. So come on down to Paddy's."
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"You can make it funnier. You're a funny girl."
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"You ready?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"That's funny?"
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"This is what gets hits on YouTube."
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"Stop talking."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I can't concentrate when I'm about to get blasted in the face with a ball."
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"- Goddamn! - That is funny."
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"I don't like it, Charlie. I don't think it's funny."
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"casting call for a billboard? How have we not done this before?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, man. Plus, think about it."
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"Take your shirt off."
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"I didn't know you guys were looking for a stallion. I'm a stallion."
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"Take a look at Rex here."
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"And I think that'll come in handy in this situation."
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"Your bird quit."
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"What the hell you talking about, my bird?"
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"please head for the back door."
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"Yeah, I'm trying to set it up. It takes a second, Dee."
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"Her name's Martina Martinez, and she is a streetwise Puerto Rican"
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"Now let's go over what we're doing again."
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"Okay. I'm gonna hit a random person in the face with a volleyball."
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"But don't come in too early 'cause I got some material"
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"And as such, the honor has been bestowed upon all of you"
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"to compete in Paddy's first Next Top Billboard Model contest."
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"He told you what the goddamn pay was."
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"Let's take their lack of dedication as a lesson, shall we?"
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"Competitions like this aren't about money."
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"They are about putting yourself on display to the world and"
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"I want in the competion."
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"All right, judges' side bar."
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"Bro, he's been talking about this modeling thing for years."
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"Okay, the first competion is the underwear competion."
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"My characters are what make it work."
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"Shit."
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"I'm alone, of course, again."
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"Spread my seed. Haven't you ever seen The Bachelor?"
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"Well, okay, you take the girls, and I'll take Dennis and the dudes."
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"All right, whatever. Thank you."
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"Today's theme is barnyard."
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"give you a little ambience."
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"Okay, here's a baby pool that you're all going to get into."
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"What the hell, bro? Is this supposed to be dirt? It smells like shit."
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"It is shit. This is a barnyard."
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"Okay. This is Taiwan Tammy."
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"- Your hands are itchy? - My hands are a little itchy."
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"Your hands are in your pockets 'cause they're itchy?"
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"Goddamn it! I knew it! Charlie, what are you doing?"
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"I almost didn't recognize you in that getup, but I recognize"
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"You saw the YouTube thing, right?"
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"Green Man!"
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"Oh, my God, you put that on YouTube?"
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"- Oh, my God, I totally did. - Charlie, why would you do that to me?"
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"80,000 hits, Dee. That's huge!"
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"- That happened. - So did I."
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"- Well, it was me first. - But the point"
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"- Pretty awesome. - Is people noticing you on the Internet"
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"- when he goes around in the world? - He gets free food."
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"Why should I pick you over the other girls?"
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"You're talking about banging me, right?"
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"- If you say yes... - Yes."
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"Okay, Anya said yes."
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"- Thank you. - Nice talking to you."
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"- Hi. - Hi. Rochelle."
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"Yes."
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"I'm having all the girls come in just to make sure we vibe."
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"I feel like there's vibing happening right now."
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"... sentences."
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"I was gonna say "head," but that's okay, that's all right."
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"I've never been turned on by a jaguar before."
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"You gave Rex jaguar!"
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"There aren't jaguars in barns."
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"Dennis, you've been out modeled."
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"I have not been out modeled."
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"Check out this tasty delight."
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"You got to eat cockroaches next."
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"Finished."
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"That doesn't disqualify me, does it?"
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"Hey, diary."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Are you kidding? You never do this."
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"Don't bust my balls. This is great exposure for me."
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"Doesn't she look ridiculous?"
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"Get out of here! What are you doing here?"
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"that deserves to be worshipped."
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"- No, you get out of here. - Get out!"
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"Help me get the credit card. I need that billboard!"
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