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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Favoritism (S05E05)

"but then you give the sweet assistant job"
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"to your brother-in-law."
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"Okay, Mateo is not my brother-in-law."
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"Boyfriends?"
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"Well, I'd want the job, too."
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"At least give us a chance to interview for it."
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"- Yeah, come on. - Or maybe we should call HR"
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"I just... I didn't realize"
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"that there would be so much excitement for the job,"
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"So seeing as it's not finalized..."
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"- I'm sorry, it's not. - Nope."
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"Uh, let's... let's open this up."
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"- Yes! - Uh, anyone can apply."
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"Okay, let's start by hearing"
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"everybody's work experience."
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"You first, Justine."
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"Oh, okay. Well, um, I have worked here"
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"and before that I was a dog groomer"
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"[chuckles] I'm sorry. I'm very nervous."
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"Okay, Marcus, you next."
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"Let's see, before Cloud 9,"
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"I did some office management for my dad's business,"
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"mostly answering phones and filing."
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"Oh, so... so, like, assistant stuff?"
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"- Yeah. - Wow. That's fun"
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"- and surprising. - [Laughs]"
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"Okay, Mateo, uh, you?"
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"I, um, can type 100 words per minute."
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"- Oh, wow. - And I am currently"
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"on a three month trial of the full Microsoft Office Suite."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Oh, hey, look at that."
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"Hey, you've got a thing coming up."
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"Is that, uh... do you need... do you need snacks"
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"Okay, buddy, you're being weird."
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"My thing next Friday is just a few dudes"
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"that you don't even know."
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"Okay. Is... is Randy invited?"
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"I know Randy. I used to say hi to him all the time"
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"back when we lived together."
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"In fact, he even asked me to move my car once"
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"'cause I was blocking him in."
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"Yeah, I just don't like mixing my worlds."
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"I don't bug you for hanging out with Amy and her kids all the time."
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"I'm not always hanging out with Amy."
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"Look, I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing."
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"But I... I have room for more stuff."
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"I'm like a hatchback."
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"You can always cram more in me."
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"Don't... don't make it dirty."
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"Sandra, what are you doing?"
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"and told me to redo the display."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"so she's trying to cut me off at the thighs."
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"Well, I'm the floor supervisor,"
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"[stammers] so... so put it all back,"
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"I mean bigger!"
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"Bigger."
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"So, looks like we have a last-minute applicant."
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"- Cheyenne. - Hey."
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"but now that I see Mateo's here,"
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"it's like, what's the point?"
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"I should just give up now. We all should."
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"Okay, thank you, Cheyenne."
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"All right, let's continue with hypothetical scenarios."
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"Uh, Mateo, if I were to ask you to file a 1038[b] form,"
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"that would require you to..."
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"Fax a copy of the incident report"
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"along with the updated employee information."
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"Boom."
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"Okay, uh, good."
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"Hold up, you're forgetting that you have to"
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"Especially before Michael was fired."
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"Well, Mateo got the first part"
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"of the question right, he just biffed the important part."
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"So glad you're here, Cheyenne."
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"I thought Mateo was a shoo-in."
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"Yeah, so did I until Marcus started"
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"without everyone thinking I'm playing favorites"
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"the way they thought I was giving you special treatment"
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"just 'cause you're my boyfriend."
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"You know what? I'm tired of everybody thinking of me"
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"Even Garrett sees me like that."
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"with you and the kids."
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"Well, I mean, you kinda do."
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"- Oh, come on. - But if you wanted to, like,"
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"spend more time with your boys,"
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"- Do you have boys? - Yes."
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"I have lots of boys."
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"- Shane. - Mm."
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"Grant. Julien."
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"[music playing over speakers]"
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"♪ Ooh, baby ♪"
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"♪ Really want you in my world ♪"
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"♪ Step, hey, girl ♪"
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"Hey, Garrett."
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"[clears throat] Hey. What's up?"
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"I forgot my lunch, so I'm just"
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"Ah, come on. You don't wanna put this garbage in your body."
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"Not garbage."
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"Enjoy your... your cheese dog, sir."
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"Uh, anyway. I was gonna take Amy out to lunch."
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"Oh. God, why?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Dina, don't you dare."
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"Uh, I also have authority over Sandra"
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"because you and I are equal now."
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"Sandra, no. You leave it up."
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"I will write you up for insubordination."
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"Oh, too late, 'cause I'm already writing you up."
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"No, no, no, no. Not if I get there first!"
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"- What is the form number? - B-17."
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"- Yes, they did. - Is that gonna count"
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"as one write up or two?"
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"Sounds good."
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"I would say that you should be able"
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"without making a joke about his package."
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"Okay. Got it."
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"Yeah, I'm still trying to learn all your little quirks, so..."
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"Okay, Mateo, you're up."
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