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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Last Words (S06E06)

"So, um, I heard you might have..."
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"You heard right."
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"[Whispers] I'm getting a reputation."
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"So what you need, mama? Come here."
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"Guys, listen to what just happened."
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"Judy, do you need a break? I'm happy to cook for a while."
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"You think your snobby New York cooking is better than mine!"
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"Why don't you just whip up a batch of your fancy tofu-sushi bagels..."
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"and choke on them!"
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"- Whoa. - Are you okay?"
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"Listen."
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"[Yawns]"
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"I'm gonna go take a nap."
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"Well... But this day is tough on you too. You sure you can absorb all that?"
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"Yeah! Robin gave me a little orange pill from her purse."
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"I don't know what's in it, but things are flowing pretty smooth right now."
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"Hey. Stay hydrated."
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"Hey."
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"So?"
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"I couldn't listen to it. Guys, this is hard."
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"We know, baby, but you'll always wonder if you don't."
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"Your dad loved you. It almost doesn't matter what he said."
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"- It doesn't matter. - Guys... Guys..."
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"What if, God forbid, all of your dads died right now?"
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"What would their last words to you have been? Seriously."
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"I know mine."
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"When I was in Cleveland last month..."
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"I went to visit my dad at his..."
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"post-divorce bachelor pad."
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"Been fun bro-in' out with you tonight, T-Dawg."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm so glad we can talk about our sex lives now."
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"That's totally an improvement."
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"I hooked up with a younger woman the other week."
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"Donna Bromstead."
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"My prom date?"
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"How far did you get, T-Dawg?"
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"I have to go."
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"[Marshall Shudders]"
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"How would you like those to be your father's last words?"
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"Well, they might be. Donna Bromstead's husband is a cop."
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"Lawyered."
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"- [Phone Rings, Beeps] - Hello?"
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"Lily? It's Dad."
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"Listen, I'm sort of in jail for not paying taxes for the last 25 years..."
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"but... bright side... I thought of a great new board game..."
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"Tax Evasion. Ages six to 10."
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"Which is ironically what I might be looking at. [Chuckles]"
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"Anyway, pumpkin, I need $15,000."
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"Fooled ya!"
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"Leave a message after the beep. We'll get back to ya."
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"[High-pitched Voice] Beep."
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"Lawyered."
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"Robin."
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"And so, despite the endless disappointment you've caused me..."
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"I pray that this will finally be the year..."
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"that you achieve something of actual significance."
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"I'd love to stop lying to my friends about you being in a coma."
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"Anyway, point is..."
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"happy birthday, R.J."
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"- Ooh. Wow! - God."
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"- That's awful. - Nope. Here's the awful part."
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"You remembered my birthday!"
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"Lawyered."
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"Now, can we all just admit that last words..."
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"are, in fact, a big deal?"
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"Man. I always thought I had it rough..."
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"not really knowing my dad, but..."
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"now I realize at least I'll never have to suffer like this."
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"Please, and, Barney, no more videos, okay? I'm just..."
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"I just need a minute."
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"Okay. Okay, who is responsible for this?"
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"Who got Cousin Daphne drunk?"
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"She is 15 years old!"
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"Whoa! They grown 'em big out here."
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"And here's your phone number back."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"- Judy, I... - I-I did it."
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"What possible excuse could you have for this?"
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"I'm from New York. We think getting minors drunk is funny."
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"There's nothing funny about getting minors drunk!"
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"You should be ashamed, Lily!"
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"Ashamed!"
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"Mmm! Oh, boy, it's so tasty."
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"Mmm! Mmm!"
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"That salad's the first food she's eaten in two days."
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"Sure, it's mostly cheese, mayonnaise and jelly beans, but it counts."
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"Well, at least someone's helping."
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"We haven't made Marshall laugh once."
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"Yeah."
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"Showing videos of guys getting hit in the nuts wasn't gonna do anything."
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"What we need to do is hit each other in the nuts."
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"Yes!"
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"Nothing beats the immediacy of live theater!"
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"But which one of us is gonna take the hit?"
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"- Hey, Marshall. - Mm."
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"- Ooh! - [Laughs]"
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"[Groaning] So that's it? No discussion?"
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"I'm not gonna listen."
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"are the last words that my father will ever say to me, and..."
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"I think I can live with that."
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"[Ted, Groaning] Is he laughing?"
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"That is, until later, at the memorial service."
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"My last talk with Marvin..."
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"was so lovely."
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"The stories his mother and brothers told were so perfect."
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"Then he picked my crying son up off the ice..."
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"he gave him a hug and said..."
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""Champ, it doesn't matter if you fall down once in a while.""
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"a little deer appeared on the path."
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"She hopped over to Dad and started eating..."
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"right out of his hand."
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"And then he kissed me."
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"And he said..."
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""I will always be proud of you.""
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""Life is such a gift.""
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""You know something, gorgeous?"
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"I'm the luckiest man alive.""
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"[Sniffling]"
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