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Clips from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

"You know, that's a funny story."
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"I was at the train station, ticket in hand,"
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"and I thought "What am I leaving this place for? I love me here!""
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"So, I'll be around a little bit more. Lucky you."
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"Freddy. Freddy!"
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"Freddy!"
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"There simply isn't enough room for both of us to work Beaumont-sur-Mer."
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"- You know what? I think you're scared. - Of what?"
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"Competition. You've been top dog here for so long,"
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"Believe me, Freddy, I'm not afraid of you."
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"Sure you are, and you should be."
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"I could kick your ass off this hill in a New York minute."
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"And I could always call Lady Fanny of Omaha."
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"I was a sculptor, a painter and a musician."
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"As a matter of fact, I was dreadful."
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"I finally came to the frustrating conclusion"
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"that I had taste and style, but not talent."
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"I knew my limitations."
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"were commodities that people desired."
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"You are a moron."
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"You've been trying to get me out of this town ever since I came here."
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"I'll tell you what. We'll make a bet."
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"If I lose, I'll leave."
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"If I win... you leave."
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"All right, Freddy, suppose we try this."
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"We find a woman, set a price,"
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"and the first man to extract the correct amount from her wins."
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"But if you..."
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"But if you lose, you not only leave town graciously,"
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"you promise never to come back to Beaumont-sur-Mer again."
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"Done. Who's the woman?"
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"- Charles! - Yes, monsieur?"
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"- Who is that? - Miss Janet Colgate, monsieur."
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"Who is she?"
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"I believe she is the United States Soap Queen."
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"- OK, how much? - She's a little young, isn't she?"
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"Out of your league?"
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"All right. I'll make it easy for you. $50,000."
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"$50,000?!"
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"First one to get 50,000 out of her."
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"Thank you."
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"just waiting for Your Highness."
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"He has dropped from sight."
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"Perhaps the Jackal finally realizes he is no match for the lion, huh?"
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"Merci."
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"Les jeu—Ö, messieurs."
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"- (Freddy) Excuse me. Excuse me! - (woman gasps)"
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"- (woman) Ohh! - (Freddy) Sorry, ma'am. Excuse me!"
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"- (woman gasps) - (Freddy) Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Hi."
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"Pardon me, miss. Would you mind placing the bet for me?"
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"It's terribly difficult for me to reach the table."
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"The way my luck's been running..."
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"Would you pick a number for me?"
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"I could use all the luck I can get."
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"(Janet) Oh."
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"Miss? Would you ask the gentleman if he could advance me a few dollars on this?"
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"That's fine. Thank you."
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"(Freddy whimpers)"
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"Listen, maybe I can help you."
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"It's not for me. It's for my grandmother."
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"I just got word from the hospital that she's in pretty bad shape"
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"and if they don't operate soon, she might..."
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"I'm sorry. I don't even know you"
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"Just one stroke of bad luck after another."
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"10,000 francs."
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"...that you have saved the life of a wonderful person."
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"You're welcome."
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"Freddy... would an operation help you?"
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"I'm on six weeks' MTL."
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"Mental trauma leave."
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"I was engaged to a girl back in the States."
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"We wanted to be professionals. Isn't that silly?"
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"And we got an opportunity to perform on TV, on Dance USA."
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"And we decided that if we won, we'd get married."
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"So, we went on and we danced, and we won!"
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"Oh, great!"
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"And in the excitement... we got separated."
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"So I went back to the studio..."
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"And then they stopped..."
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"...and they made love, right there on the dance floor."
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"Deney Terrio, the host of Dance USA."
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"I'm sorry."
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"In the morning, I woke up and my legs were useless."
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"- Numb. - Oh, my God."
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"- I couldn't walk. - Oh, my God."
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"- Well, surely someone can help you? - Oh, yeah. There is, but..."
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"What?"
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"There's this psychiatrist,"
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"Doctor Emil Schauffhausen in Liechtenstein."
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"Why don't you go to him?"
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"A man like Schauffhausen is in demand all over the world."
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"It's just not something I can handle."
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"What do you mean by astronomical?"
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"$50,000."
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"(piano)"
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"- Freddy, are you OK? - Oh, God."
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"They're dancing. They're dancing!"
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"Freddy, we are going up to my room right now"
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"and write to Dr. Schauffhausen."
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"- Oh, God! They're dancing! - Ssh-ssh-ssh."
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"Oh, God!"
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"(Freddy sobs)"
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"- You make me sound like a hero. - They're true, aren't they?"
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"Yes. Still, you shouldn't have promised him the money."
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"Number one! Number one! Number one! Number one!"
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"Dr. Emil Schauffhausen!"
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"Dr. Schauffhausen!"
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"Hello again! (laughs)"
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"Are you Dr. Schauffhausen?"
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"Please. I am on my vacation."
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"You saw him. He was next to you at the roulette table."
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"Something about his fiancée running off with a, uh... dancer."
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"That's the one! And he's right here in the hotel."
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"I hate to disturb you while you're on vacation, doctor,"
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"- Janet Colgate. - Janet. Oh."
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"I am sorry, Janet, but if I see your friend Benson, I have to see everyone."
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"I must draw the line somewhere."
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"- But if it's a matter of money, I... - You haven't given him any money?"
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"Just a bit. For his grandmother's operation."
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